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kenmoo
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 44
0 miles · Dundee City

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nin - hurt
Used to make me cry when I was an ickle kidlet. smile
Hm, sometime in 2002 I think.
Hair cuts? My ears would be cold then!
Damn, I was sure he wouldnt get banned till at least tomorrow :P
Having never actually been considered 'cool', except maybe for a brief stint in nursery, where I was the first one out of nappies (score!)
I really don't feel threatened. Although I did nearly pee myself at the thought of someone using text speak online. Do people really do that? And not just to try to be funny?
<weeps>
Ken
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I'll have ya, Kenmoo.
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Wayhey! Tankoo.
Now I only have to think up some scheme to require mentoring on :P~
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Anyway if there are any man out there with long hair, aged about 30 ish and in the orth and you feel your in need of a mentor, im here!!

Lol. I'm too young! <sulks in the corner>
Woo, I could do with some stalkers. :P I've not had any since a rather uh, odd. incident in a club with an elderly gentleman who was convinced I was a girl and wanted him, and followed me home :O
Actually. maybe the stalking request is a bad, bad thing. I'll be in the corner, continously dialling 911. smile
Ken
Ouch. I hope you destroyed their mental health with lots of verbal abuse for those things. ;/
<hugs>
Ken
*waves*
Hello from another near newbie.
They're not _that_ scary. Well, most of them ;)
Take care,
Ken
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i could do with a maid lol

I'm not sure about the pinny, but for the right incentive I'm sure I can do maidlike duties. All they do is make tea and dust isnt it? Even I can manage that :P
Ken

Prize Draw Entry Form:All sections must be completed for your entry to be valid.
Age: 25
Location: Edinburger, scotland
Gender: male, usually
Sexual Preference: bi
Height: 5'9"
Best feature
I used to play piano a lot, I have magic fingers ;)
Worst feature
I ramble about crap until people fall asleep
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
Uh, happily? smile
I foresee my tongue piercing getting a workout.
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Tis the makings of a lovely arse kenmoo! cool ......... now give it a try, but right as the picture is being taken - jump, then yer bum will be square in the picture 8-) :lol2:

Sadly, the photographer has left the building :P
You should've seen the outtakes. At one point she had a photo of my feet(!)
Ken

You may now all run in fear of my utterly crap cameraphone, and the terrible camerataking skills of my friend.
And if that wasn't enough, you have to look at my ugly arse as well. :P
Ken
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Libra: You are the perfect woman. Marry me :P
Ken

Hunni, when I'm looking for my next future ex husband I'll let you know :P
Lol. But think of the divorce party! There could be cake!
...if only I actually liked cake.
:/
Ken
Not _on_ the bike persay, but next to it on the garage floor. Does that count? :P
Ken
Mrf, I hate bodyhair on me. Ever since I was in the swimteam I've used veet to remove it all. Nice and smooth :twisted:
Get it all off! Doesn't itch, and it feels far, far nicer.
Ken
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dont worry bout it to much it wll cum to you :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

...Quite literally if you're not careful :P
I hope whoever it is has been eating his veggies
Ken
Hm, its a tough one. I struggled with it for quite a few years during my teens. I'm generally only attracted to fairly effeminate men (and women)
I don't think you should rush into a scenario with a man, if you're not 100% sure that thats what you want.. Unless you find a very understanding guy whos willing to take it very slowly, and give you plenty of time to back out. I know the first experience I had, which was with a transsexual (best of both worlds) took me a few visits to her house before I plucked up the courage to ahem, let her take the initiative. I'm possibly rambling now, so I apologise.
In summary, have you ever looked at a man, and suddenly felt like you absolutely had to have him? Really, if you're attracted to a person, sex or sexuality doesn't really come into it. It's just society has attached a stigma to it, that perhaps blocks people from entertaining the possibility. Hm, I really will stop now. Trying to make sense while nursing the most godawful hangover in the univrerse is a tad difficult :P
Good luck, and take care
Ken
Hm, theres a lot of people with j as their second initial.
I end up as Kj. Not as good as Bj I'm afraid. :P
Ken
I generally find it quite irritating having to ask a person who they are, and if I know them. Not that many people actually add me unsolicited. I'm the wrong sex for most of the people who would do that :P~
Ken
It's been up and down rather often for the past week. Seems to be 'mostly' stable at the moment though. <touches wood>
Ken
Damn, move to scotland and I'm in :P
Fraid my hair is only shoulder length now though. Had way too many split ends with it hanging down my back sad
Ken
Eugh, I had one of those last month, was truly evil.
Gave me the option of an anaesthetic for it, but I wanted to escape that very day rather than being kept in overnight. Shortly after it started going in, I began to regret this thinking very, very much.
So, <hugs>
Least its over with now!
Ken
But its snowing! Way too cold to go outside in. Plus I'm guessing he's not anywhere near me, so this entire post of mine was pointless. Except perhaps to bump it :P
...I'll just go back to bed now.
Yay for holidays smile
Ken
Aloe vera. If it works on proper burns, I'm sure it'll work on carpet ones biggrin
Ken
Boo. I'm stuck between a MrKeen and mikedrive.
Someone want to transfer me out so I'm at least in a sandwich with both sexes? :P
Ken
No! It's not allowed to snow!
:/
I hate snow, its bloody evil to ride in and its cold, wet and makes your fingers numb if you pick it up. I fail to see whats nice about it biggrin
Although that cabin with the roaring fire? Sounds bloody nice and toasty.
Ken