I'm a libra, and yes, very bi.
:P
Ken
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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 44
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Quote by foxylady 123:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thats the first one ive scarred behind the sofat today!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:shock: I'm not scared so much as protecting my valuable property. My testicles. I don't think they'd take too well to being kicked around a football pitch for ninety minutes.
Ken
Hm, I think the oddest, was when I was drunk and fooling around with a friend, and quite suddenly out of the blue he yelled out in surprise "Hey! I'm totally banging you!"
All activity ceased until I could stop pissing myself laughing.
Not exactly the most sexy thing someones said to me in bed though :P
Ken
All activity ceased until I could stop pissing myself laughing.
Not exactly the most sexy thing someones said to me in bed though :P
Ken
Quote by bluexxx
Hummmmmm.... we're up to the 5th page and I've had no shags yet?.... I'm assuming that those who want to shag me will be round at my place very soon
:lol: :lol: ... I must warn you that if I think you are a crap shag I will ban you from the site, even before you've had time to drag your asses off the wet patch. You think I'm jesting? Nah.... I'm not.... You see it's all for the good of Swinging Heaven, we simply cannot have crap shags littering these wonderful forums.
Too true I come down harder on those I've shagged :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Aww, go on then. I'll do you. Does satin come as well? A package deal sounds nice.
...But I'm not lying on the wet patches.
Ken
:twisted: Quote by MQ
Glad to see students are learning so much these days
makes a mental note not to have toast the morning after at Kens place :lol:
Oi, this was many, many years ago.
...At least two.
Now I'm not a student, i even have milk thats in date for cereal!
:P
Not actually had toast in aaaaages. Possibly time for a repeat experiment.
Ken
Quote by luv2lick
why is always the right nut too? It's like the toast usually falling butter side down... No viable scientific explanation
I seem to remember something from uni, about how butter fell face down, because the extra weight of the butter generally caused it to gravitate in that way.
But when we actually tried this, it turned out to be utter bollocks. Can't remember the exact figures, but it was roughly 50/50
And no, we didn't eat the toast afterwards
Ken
Quote by Lynnielynn
If you've ever been to Earth Inferno in Edinburgh in the last 15 years there's a good chance that I've drunkenly stumbled into you at some point
I love all alternative music, anyone else going to Morecambe in May for Wasted?!!
Eep! That was the upstairsey bit at the mission wasn't it? Ah, many a drunken night was spent dancing there
Sadly, I'm really shit with faces, so I don't have a clue if I met you or not. Sorry! ;/Ken
Quote by MQ
Goth/punk/metal/rock etc gal here too! Can't afford to dress the part but I'd really love to!
I adore all kinds of stuff from the old skool Sisters of Mercy, the Mission etc to more current bits of all sorts, QOTSA, Alice In Chains, ohhh all sorts! All the skater kids think I'm a cool mom lol!
You certainly sound like a cool milf
<hides>
Lol
I'm 'currently' single. But my ex-fiance (one week,1 day and an amount of hours) and I were poly, so sharing was never a problem. At least until she decided she was monogamous and the one she wanted was one of her secondary partners :P <sobs>
But I digress. Whilst some men (and women) might only be here for a quick shag, there are some of us who are just here to hopefully create some friendships with likeminded people.
My two pence
I'm 'currently' single. But my ex-fiance (one week,1 day and an amount of hours) and I were poly, so sharing was never a problem. At least until she decided she was monogamous and the one she wanted was one of her secondary partners :P <sobs>
But I digress. Whilst some men (and women) might only be here for a quick shag, there are some of us who are just here to hopefully create some friendships with likeminded people.
My two pence
