Hi guys, can't wait till Saturday..i hardly have a chance to come on the website anymore due to working commitments, but i can't wait o meet some of the friends I've made on here over the last couple of months.
one thing I do hope though is that I'm not the youngest one there, or at least that there are a few people there of about my age.
Anyway, my new business won't sell it'self.
Seeyou all soon,
Kriss.
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I know nobody gives a toss, and if there are any replies to this post i'll be bloody suprised, but, at long last, i'm back at SH.
I was never really here long enough the first time to establish any sort of relationships with anybody or become one of the regs' in here,, but i always enjoyed logging onto this site and often couldn't wait to get back on.
Unfortunatly for me, the shit hit the proverbial fan and i was left without an internet connection for a while.
Not to worry, back now :-)
hope to speak to y'all soon,
Kriss.
I was never really here long enough the first time to establish any sort of relationships with anybody or become one of the regs' in here,, but i always enjoyed logging onto this site and often couldn't wait to get back on.
Unfortunatly for me, the shit hit the proverbial fan and i was left without an internet connection for a while.
Not to worry, back now :-)
hope to speak to y'all soon,
Kriss.
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Talking of tigers - what about He Man and the Masters of the Universe - that was a pretty impressive tiger! He Man was far too muscly to be sexy though
He-man, please tell me I'm not alone in my assumption that He-Man was gay?
She-Ra, now she was foxxy, but you know she'd be into a bit of the kinky stuff.
Edna from Simpsons, I know it's already been said, but I've a feeling if I painted myself yellow and somehow morphed into a cartoon character, I'd stand a fair chance.
I tell you who else now we come to think about it, anybody ever watch Rugrats? now there's a woman on there, I don't know her name, always on a mobile, she had this big ol' booty, and, being a fan of large posteriours, it always did it for me ;-)
Going to back to the Red Dwaf episode that spawned this whole thread, absolute classic.
(I know this isn't an exact quote, but ah well)
"What are we doing? Two grown men sat here talking about sleeping with Wilma Flinstone!?!?!?!"
"Yeah..."
"I mean, we know she'd never leave Fred!!"
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some would crawl on their knees for a pie esp if it were a pooles pie...
Hasn't poole's shut down now, the one near the bus station? they were the bestest pies.
sorry, i know i've gone completly off the point of this thread, but there's something strangely exciting about seing the place where i live get a mention on a national forum (that, plus i've had a few..again)
must go to bed now and stop talkin gibberish.
Sorry if this has already been posted a day or two ago, i've been a bit distant lately, but in zoo or nuts or one of those weekly lads mags, dogging was mentioned with regards to the alreday much hyped Stan Collymore incident.
so i wouldnt be suprised if there was another load of newbies piling in here over the last/next few days
so i wouldnt be suprised if there was another load of newbies piling in here over the last/next few days
Hey mate,
Any chance you could let me know how you get on with that? I'm in a right pickle here!!
Organised a party up in manchester for this friday, that's become a couples-do only, then what happens. About 30 minutes ago, Julie, my luvvy-duvvy fuck-budy calls me to say she can't make it as there's some family crisis that she has to attend to, but she'd like for the party to go on anyway.
Yeah right love. I've tried to stay away from having single males at the party as it may put a few people off, so how's it going to look if the person hosting the party turns up as a single guy!??!?
If there's anybody reading this who's attending on Friday, don't worry, for now, the party is still going ahead, i'ma try all my best powers of persuasion to get another lady friend to join me. It's only off if I say it's off by e-mailing you lot at stupid o clock tomorow! Hopefully i'll be able to find a new partner by Friday (if i'm incredibly lucky!!)
Ahh the messes I find myself in!!
Any chance you could let me know how you get on with that? I'm in a right pickle here!!
Organised a party up in manchester for this friday, that's become a couples-do only, then what happens. About 30 minutes ago, Julie, my luvvy-duvvy fuck-budy calls me to say she can't make it as there's some family crisis that she has to attend to, but she'd like for the party to go on anyway.
Yeah right love. I've tried to stay away from having single males at the party as it may put a few people off, so how's it going to look if the person hosting the party turns up as a single guy!??!?
If there's anybody reading this who's attending on Friday, don't worry, for now, the party is still going ahead, i'ma try all my best powers of persuasion to get another lady friend to join me. It's only off if I say it's off by e-mailing you lot at stupid o clock tomorow! Hopefully i'll be able to find a new partner by Friday (if i'm incredibly lucky!!)
Ahh the messes I find myself in!!
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Thanks corrie – good stuff there.
Here is another piece of wisdom –
When Posting a new Thread Topic in the Let’s Meet Up Forum, never entitle it:-
young hard cack in need of fun tonight in Grimsby
While at the same time giving yourself the username sexgodd at the age of 19.
i reckon that thread should be deleted and never reffered to again. Why? Because every time I see it I crack up laughing for about 20 minutes and don't get anything done.
Erm, words of wisdom. A few fairly obvious ones.
Resolve all your arguments with a partner before heading to bed, never go to bed feeling negative.
Help close friends when they are need. Just because some of them are bastards who you know wouldn't do the same for you, it doesn't matter, they are still your friends, still people in need, help them.
Without getting into any financial trouble, spend every penny you can afford, as they say, you can't take it with you.
And finally: Wear.......Sunscreen.
Having a car really does help! trust me, i've had very little sucsess when i've been out playing since my car went. Sometimes, you may get lucky just by walking around (i did one time) but there gets a point when it gets so cold that you can't even feel your penis let alone use it lol, and it seems like it would just be a better idea to go home.
It's not just that, but if there are any nutters or police knocking around, a blokey on foot is 25,000 times more likely to get into trouble.
It's not just that, but if there are any nutters or police knocking around, a blokey on foot is 25,000 times more likely to get into trouble.
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What is about Wigan? apparently centre of the swinging universe.... Next NW munch in Wigan?
Gmanxxxx
too right it should be! that way i could get somewhere without needing my car or blagging lifts from wonderful people lol.
Wigans a biggish place, that, plus we have a lot more fun 'round here than most other places! ;-)
From what I've seen, no single male on this site has recieved any negativity, abuse (for want of a better word), ridicule or mockery that they didn't deserve.
It's the minority of people such as pacman and the fellow with the young hard cack (god that still makes me wet myself with laughter) that threaten to give the decent single blokes such as etc (and moi, i'd like to think you guys consider me to be a decent bloke! :P) a bad name.
It's the minority of people such as pacman and the fellow with the young hard cack (god that still makes me wet myself with laughter) that threaten to give the decent single blokes such as etc (and moi, i'd like to think you guys consider me to be a decent bloke! :P) a bad name.
Hi,
I know that there are far more experienced people on this site who will be able to write a lot better response to this than I can, although, from what i've been seeing over the last few weeks, a lot of SH regulars (especially the mods, who do a fantastic job and don't get enough praise) are probably bored/fed up of replying to posts like these.
So, as i've little else to do before i dissapear to bed to think impure thoughts, i thought i'd say howdy.
There is no "one true way" to make people believe that you are genuine, although there are plenty of wrong ways. Having just read the reply you sent to bobnlinda (i thnk it was them, excuse me if i'm wrong, i'm very tired!), I can't see that there was anything wrong, as such, in what you wrote. It's just that, especially with the new wave of interest in swinging/dogging fueled by the latest media happenings, single males who have only been members of SH for a few days and only made a few posts, no matter how genuine and honest their intentions will probably not be taken seriously and people will, no matter how harsh it may seem, be cautios at first.
If you've been reading other threads similar to this then you'll already know this, but the only way to really get anywhere is to make posts, contribute to on-going discussions etc (visit The Cafe, it's a fantastic place) and let people get to know who you are, what you're like as a person etc, as opposed to simply who you are looking to sleep with and what you like in terms of sex.
Get to know other people on here, strike up friendships, get chatting and get involved. I'm not saying that doing this will garauntee you any sucsess, but you're a million times more likely to find what you're looking for this way than you are by simply visiting the "Let's Meet Up" and Dogging forum and posting about wanting to meet people for fun.
I know somebody in another similar thread (my appologies for not remembering who it was, but at least it shows i take notice lol!) likened it to walking up to a bunch of strangers and asking for a shag. It wouldn't work there, and it won't work on here. Yes, a large part of swinging and things of a sexual nature, but that doesn't mean that the place is crawling with sluts and man-whores who'll get it away with anybody who asks. And if you'd care to stick around and chat to people, you'll find that it isn't just about sex in here, it's about so much more, including, but in no way, shape or form limited to, friendships and good ol' fashioned banter between like-minded lads 'n' lasses.
There's a certain amount of "Paying Dues" that comes attached with being a single male, not just here at SH but in the scene in general. There are hundreds, probably thousands of us who , at one point in our lives, seek to be involved in the scene and lifestyle.
Some of us are deadly serious, and are prepared to stick it out, make a hard effort to get to know people and spend many a cold night hanging around dogging sites with no joy, but if we are truelly genuine, then we won't mind sticking it out, as it's as much fun just fun just learning and getting to know things as it is arranging your first meet.
There are others who, may spend a week, a month tops, and havn't got their end away, who then decide that it's all a load of bullshit and go back to trying to pull some drunk slapper on a Friday night.
I know that I'm still finding my feet here at SH, and I'm prepared to do that for a good while. I'm not a newbie into the swinging scene (despite my boyish good looks, youth, (and modesty), i've been involved in this for a good while now, and have been members of other websites. - At the risk of sounding like a suck-up, i'd just like to point out that none where as good as this one), but I am, and still will be for a good while, a newbie here at SH.
Hang on in there, and if you are "genuine" then you won't need to officially establish that fact, in time, it'll just be a given.
One other thing, in your sig, you mentioned that you were looking to meet ladies, no mention of couples, or if you're just into watching or whatever.
If you are just into meeting women for fun, then seriously, good luck with that!! Imagine all of the single men who are into this, and who come on this site, stand side by side, front to back etc. We would fill every square inch of europe, whilst the single women would probably just about fill my hall way (now there's a lovely thought, single women in my hallway lol!!).
I'm sorry if this has sounded like a rant/piss take or whatever, and i'm sorry to all those who have been here ages who have read all these things, and more, in the many other similar threads and are probably sick of reading. I'm sorry if it wasn't my place to say any of this, and i'm sorry that i say sorry way too much! But, as I said, i had little else to do, so thought i'd add my views/comments/opinions.
I know that there are far more experienced people on this site who will be able to write a lot better response to this than I can, although, from what i've been seeing over the last few weeks, a lot of SH regulars (especially the mods, who do a fantastic job and don't get enough praise) are probably bored/fed up of replying to posts like these.
So, as i've little else to do before i dissapear to bed to think impure thoughts, i thought i'd say howdy.
There is no "one true way" to make people believe that you are genuine, although there are plenty of wrong ways. Having just read the reply you sent to bobnlinda (i thnk it was them, excuse me if i'm wrong, i'm very tired!), I can't see that there was anything wrong, as such, in what you wrote. It's just that, especially with the new wave of interest in swinging/dogging fueled by the latest media happenings, single males who have only been members of SH for a few days and only made a few posts, no matter how genuine and honest their intentions will probably not be taken seriously and people will, no matter how harsh it may seem, be cautios at first.
If you've been reading other threads similar to this then you'll already know this, but the only way to really get anywhere is to make posts, contribute to on-going discussions etc (visit The Cafe, it's a fantastic place) and let people get to know who you are, what you're like as a person etc, as opposed to simply who you are looking to sleep with and what you like in terms of sex.
Get to know other people on here, strike up friendships, get chatting and get involved. I'm not saying that doing this will garauntee you any sucsess, but you're a million times more likely to find what you're looking for this way than you are by simply visiting the "Let's Meet Up" and Dogging forum and posting about wanting to meet people for fun.
I know somebody in another similar thread (my appologies for not remembering who it was, but at least it shows i take notice lol!) likened it to walking up to a bunch of strangers and asking for a shag. It wouldn't work there, and it won't work on here. Yes, a large part of swinging and things of a sexual nature, but that doesn't mean that the place is crawling with sluts and man-whores who'll get it away with anybody who asks. And if you'd care to stick around and chat to people, you'll find that it isn't just about sex in here, it's about so much more, including, but in no way, shape or form limited to, friendships and good ol' fashioned banter between like-minded lads 'n' lasses.
There's a certain amount of "Paying Dues" that comes attached with being a single male, not just here at SH but in the scene in general. There are hundreds, probably thousands of us who , at one point in our lives, seek to be involved in the scene and lifestyle.
Some of us are deadly serious, and are prepared to stick it out, make a hard effort to get to know people and spend many a cold night hanging around dogging sites with no joy, but if we are truelly genuine, then we won't mind sticking it out, as it's as much fun just fun just learning and getting to know things as it is arranging your first meet.
There are others who, may spend a week, a month tops, and havn't got their end away, who then decide that it's all a load of bullshit and go back to trying to pull some drunk slapper on a Friday night.
I know that I'm still finding my feet here at SH, and I'm prepared to do that for a good while. I'm not a newbie into the swinging scene (despite my boyish good looks, youth, (and modesty), i've been involved in this for a good while now, and have been members of other websites. - At the risk of sounding like a suck-up, i'd just like to point out that none where as good as this one), but I am, and still will be for a good while, a newbie here at SH.
Hang on in there, and if you are "genuine" then you won't need to officially establish that fact, in time, it'll just be a given.
One other thing, in your sig, you mentioned that you were looking to meet ladies, no mention of couples, or if you're just into watching or whatever.
If you are just into meeting women for fun, then seriously, good luck with that!! Imagine all of the single men who are into this, and who come on this site, stand side by side, front to back etc. We would fill every square inch of europe, whilst the single women would probably just about fill my hall way (now there's a lovely thought, single women in my hallway lol!!).
I'm sorry if this has sounded like a rant/piss take or whatever, and i'm sorry to all those who have been here ages who have read all these things, and more, in the many other similar threads and are probably sick of reading. I'm sorry if it wasn't my place to say any of this, and i'm sorry that i say sorry way too much! But, as I said, i had little else to do, so thought i'd add my views/comments/opinions.
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Chicken Chow Mein - anything, so long as they can stand and eat it at a bus stop.
APOLOGIES TO ALL WIGANERS. THIS IS ONLY A JOKE.
Hey no joke man! ok, so i've never seen Chicken Chow Mein, but i do remember once tucking into a "Chicken Tikka" based pastry.
Never again though lol!
Hey,
somebody who i think was from here added me to their Mesenger thingy at some point last night and sent me a message (something about eating pies if i remember rightly lol!).
I'm sorry that i didn't reply! i wasn't at my computer you see, and i'm sorry i didn't add you to my contacts list, it was Stupid O Clock when i did get back, and with eyes half shut and exausted tears staining my cheeks, i simply glanced at the monitor then shut the pc off!
Sorry, I wasn't being rude! feel free to add me again!
somebody who i think was from here added me to their Mesenger thingy at some point last night and sent me a message (something about eating pies if i remember rightly lol!).
I'm sorry that i didn't reply! i wasn't at my computer you see, and i'm sorry i didn't add you to my contacts list, it was Stupid O Clock when i did get back, and with eyes half shut and exausted tears staining my cheeks, i simply glanced at the monitor then shut the pc off!
Sorry, I wasn't being rude! feel free to add me again!
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Still, it's good to think we were there at the start, eh? Who fancies trying it? (Hell, I've not even tried dogging yet - so there's no hope for shy little me).
If I had a phone with bluetooth capabilities, then i'd give it a shot just to see if it works.
As i said, i had read about Bluetoothing before, people sending each other anonymous messages via bluetooth technology, but what i was reading mentioned that people simply did it for a laugh, not to get a shag.
Alas, as i also said, i only have a shitey old Nokia that doesn't have bluetooth.
With regards to getting caught in your zip.
Have you ever done this in public? (I.E a public loo lol)
I did it last week, god it was so embarrasing.
Picture this. I jump off the bus that has just braught me into Leigh busstation and am desperate for a wee. So i run towards the loos. I then suss out that it's later than I thought and my bus into Manchester will be there any second. So, on my way into the loos, i light up a ciggie.
I know it's not very hygenic to pee and smoke at the same time but i was gagging for both!!
So anyway, i gets into the loos, undo my fly and start to erm, "Do my thing" lol. finish, an pull the zip up quickly, but i'm in that much of a rush that i catch the tip and trap it in the zip.
I'm in that much pain that the ciggie i have hanging out of my mouth falls out and burns me right on the back of my hand. that hurt like a bastard.
Now, there's other people in the toilet at the time, and yelling out would have only caused more looks than i was already getting.
So i absorb this pain without a sound, hobble around a corner, and,god knows how i didn't scream like a bitch, had to free myself there.
Somebody laughed at me, wich was nothing compared to the "ordeal" i'd already gone through.
Then, to make matters worse, i missed the bus lol!!
Feel free to pour on the sympathy lol.
Have you ever done this in public? (I.E a public loo lol)
I did it last week, god it was so embarrasing.
Picture this. I jump off the bus that has just braught me into Leigh busstation and am desperate for a wee. So i run towards the loos. I then suss out that it's later than I thought and my bus into Manchester will be there any second. So, on my way into the loos, i light up a ciggie.
I know it's not very hygenic to pee and smoke at the same time but i was gagging for both!!
So anyway, i gets into the loos, undo my fly and start to erm, "Do my thing" lol. finish, an pull the zip up quickly, but i'm in that much of a rush that i catch the tip and trap it in the zip.
I'm in that much pain that the ciggie i have hanging out of my mouth falls out and burns me right on the back of my hand. that hurt like a bastard.
Now, there's other people in the toilet at the time, and yelling out would have only caused more looks than i was already getting.
So i absorb this pain without a sound, hobble around a corner, and,god knows how i didn't scream like a bitch, had to free myself there.
Somebody laughed at me, wich was nothing compared to the "ordeal" i'd already gone through.
Then, to make matters worse, i missed the bus lol!!
Feel free to pour on the sympathy lol.
if you're a single guy then unfortunatly you won't be invited this time anyway.
I know it sucks, i very often have to do the single guy thing, and it ain't easy getting anywhere. if you like, keep checking the ads section, i'll post another ad when me and julie are holding our next party.
If you're a couple, then PM me and we can arrange something.
I know it sucks, i very often have to do the single guy thing, and it ain't easy getting anywhere. if you like, keep checking the ads section, i'll post another ad when me and julie are holding our next party.
If you're a couple, then PM me and we can arrange something.
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Hi Kriss,
I'm often tempted to reply with 's' for Sappho or 'h' for hermaphrodite... but I think that would cause confusion!
I do wonder if there is a site out there called 'Frontal Lobotomies R Us', and they send their members to us... ?
Sappho (a girly woman-type fem) xxx
lol, nice to hear from you sappho, you know next time it happens to me (no doubt it will!) can i nick your idea and put H lol.
that should scare plenty of "hot young guy"s away lol.
