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whilst humans remain weak.......religion will remain strong...........:jagsatwork:
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Quote by Firelizard
Turns out he thinks it's a water infection and I have started the good old antibiotics. sad

stick to bottled water in future...................drinkies
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
I've got a big make up bag, with all the essentials in.....honestly, i have a makeup bag.

I believe you....
I really do......................rotflmao
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Quote by earthchild
Meaty - Beaker off the muppets bolt

Back of the net..............:giggle:
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Blimey 3 pages on LP
He's a popular chap.....................rolleyes
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Yes I think central eating has a lot to do with it.......:mrgreen:
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have northerners worked out what a duck is yet................rotflmao
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I can spot a liar a mile away
their bum is always on fire.........rotflmao
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do you drive a car with stripes on...................:hunk:
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the problem with chatrooms is people want to chat with you.........innocent
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Quote by jesster

I will bow to your superior experience here ...
I watched a bit of one episode ....sorry redface

What makes you think i have superior experience?? I never expressed any superiority.
You said she comes across as very stable and knows what she wants ....
I didn`t see that episode ...
was you refereeing the ireland france game......
Who won lol
England........ :mrgreen:
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Quote by flower411

I will bow to your superior experience here ...
I watched a bit of one episode ....sorry redface

What makes you think i have superior experience?? I never expressed any superiority.
You said she comes across as very stable and knows what she wants ....
I didn`t see that episode ...
was you refereeing the ireland france game......
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Quote by Anoush
I have no doubt that I am great in bed,

did you write the book......."how not to get laid"................. rotflmao
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Quote by splendid_
I have loads of holiday to take

I didn't know you worked for the council....... :mrgreen:
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
could someone sum it up so I don't have to read all that....... cool

fuck and have fun doing it
that ok markz?
why didn't they say that then....... :mrgreen:
It would have made it to easy for you! wink
you want me don't you........... :mrgreen:
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Quote by Kaznkev
could someone sum it up so I don't have to read all that....... cool

fuck and have fun doing it
that ok markz?
why didn't they say that then....... :mrgreen:
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could someone sum it up so I don't have to read all that....... cool
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Blimey if I went to a club in France I'd have to pay double....... :mrgreen:
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
There's a fun forum, why didn't anyone tell me about it? mad

because your not fun.................. :mrgreen:
Well you better keep out too then :razz:
thats very funny.............have you tried stand up........ :mrgreen:
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
There's a fun forum, why didn't anyone tell me about it? mad

because your not fun.................. :mrgreen:
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