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martay
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 44

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but I think to do the interactive porn thing youd really need to out a lot into it to cater for a wide range of peoples tastes, or just make a few different ones for different tastes which also gives you more options for each one.

I agree, but it would be better IMO to do a few different ones, for each particular taste, hey when your ready, we can do it and take over the world of porn!!
:angel: :angel: :angel:
^ supposed to represent away with the fairys!!
And, wake up coffee :coffee:
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BTW, I dont have a beaver under my bush, just in case that left anyone unsure,
or maybe I should have let everyone be unsure??
Shit now I'm unsure,
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hey, I never said any different to make you think that I havent got a bush, not yet anyway
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Quote by dark child
I am 26% too, if you own a pair of leather trousers and trim your pubic hair, are you more gay?

well, I trim my bush, but dont have leathers, and ended up with 46% gay!!!
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cool yeah it sounds like a decent program, but programs are easy to learn, and arent that interesting, what you do withthem is more interesting, and that what you say really intrigues me, I had similar ideas, I even thought of something similar, with a twist where each month members could get entered to have a prize of starring in a porn flick themselves, cant get much more interactive than that huh?
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after seeing everyone whos posted, in a way I feel like I have nothing to say, but although the years I have spent on this earth may be fewer than most of you guys, my trials and experiences have been plenty, and the thing I always say to myself, well two things really, first is that What dont kill ya makes you stronger, simple I know, but true enough, and the second thing is just something I always just remember when feeling down, no matter what it is that happened to make me sad, vexed or blue, it isnt a shade on the poor little african girl who had her village pillaged, got and watched her parents killed in front of her, and then still has to get on with her life to raise her two younger orphaned siblings.
Maybe, that was a little strong, but theres no denying that every day theres a situation like that, somewhere else, which to me is a real reality check, and makes me remember my life aint that bad.
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Quote by fruity1976
Maybe it is something wonderful Id much rather be shagging than watching!!
ALthough videoing yourself shagging then watchign that whiel shaggings good fun!

I believe that is as interactive as it needs to get,
so btw fruity, whats macromedia director do, I make websites and use mainly dreamweaver, a little fireworks and some swish, but I dont know what macromedia director does, would you be so kind as to enlighten me please?
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Looks like we having a mudbath siesta!!!!
:wave2: :thrilled: :wave2: :thrilled: :taz:
Who else is coming along??? and who wants to mud wrestle with me, I always got the impression a nice bit of dirt was good for the complexion
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Well folks thanks for the tips, I am using mozilla now and it seems to be much better, and I think I will check that Broadbandfilter thing MidlandsMan.
Anyway, JudyTV, I reckon your the one I am gonna have to watch out for, not debbie, after reading a few of your posts!!
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Quote by Ice Pie
damn, I am 43% gay too, but that makes me a well adjusted hetro man, cool, I dont mind being a little gay then.

I'm rather pleased with my 43%. I mean there must be some reason for my X chromosome. What I can't work out is, which 3 days of the week am I a poof? :lol2:
lol, me neither, i think tuesday may be one
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damn, I am 43% gay too, but that makes me a well adjusted hetro man, cool, I dont mind being a little gay then.
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Quote by lilacgem
Hiya Ash wave & :welcome:
Hope your sitting comfortably, you might find yourself here for long periods of time biggrin

I can concur with that.
I came in a couple of hours ago, for a quick look, and now already I have delayed my bath, and dinner, maybe I should go now?
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no no, not a bitch fight, a BYATCH fight!!!
Lets get it on!!!
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^^^ Funny, bit of a snake I guess then
heres is one beyond weird,
tiny humanoid figure??
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Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible
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here goes, I got loads, mostly rather boring but WTF I dont care,
Did You Know?
Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes.
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Now Now ladies, we dont want any fighting now.
well, actually, i would love to see you ladies fighting with eachother, in a pool of mud, with...
better stop, getting a little carried away
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look at that, I got beaten to my witty reply.
damn I gonna have to be more original from now
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
p.s. martay - some women like to be sworn at and called a dirty byatch lol

thats some exciting news dawn, some of us lads love swearing at dirty little byatchs aswell(or big ones for that matter)
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now come on, I was always told to treat my PC like a woman, with respect and kindness, so i dont think that shouting and swearing is called for.
Unless, maybe, all this time I have been neglecting her needs and my pc is a dirty lil byatch.
hmmm,
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damn, I was posting at the same time as you others, mad huh?
or is that just me getting jopy out of the silly little things?
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So, I got a choice, uninstall, then reinstall,(sounds right, but too boring)
Or, the more fun option, poke it with a long stick, yeah, thats the one for me!!
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I know I am new here and all, but while I was browsing I keep having this problem with my PC and just HAD to have a moan about it, even if noone else cares, you know what they say, a problem shared is a problem halved and all.
Well, every now and then, my browser just dies on me, and I have to start all over again, I scanned my PC with mcafee and NoAdware, removed any virus/adware and other sneaky stuff like that but the problem is still there!!!
DAMN, I think it must be time for a new computer, mad
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^^^Glad to see you've had a warm welcome here so far mate
I would hope for the same biggrin
and like I said in the other thread, I beleive I am younger than you, so you neednt feel like the baby anymore wink
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BTW, I am 22, and I have an advert on here, just search for martay as I havent got the URL handy
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Well folks, hello, my names martay and this will be my first post. I did sign up a couple of weeks ago, but lost my login info so signed up again, but from then until now I just been repplying to a couple of adverts, I put my own up and I been chatting to a couple of people from their ads.
Anyway, I was slightly nervous about posting, for one being new, for two being quite young(younger than mr essexlad so he doesnt have to worry anymore;-) ) but then I just thought f**k it, no point in hiding.
There really is quite a lot I could write about myself, so I will keep it simple, I am from Notts, and am coming into this scene on my own.
BTW, I hope you like my pic, I had it done for an ID card for a new job a few weeks ago, and I must admit, I look really stoned or something!!!