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mercman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
UK

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Quote by leprechaun
mercman with this being the xmas social i'm going to say no this is for time (unless you know one of the regular manchester social squad who will gobb off about you)
plz don't be disheartened by this
manchester socials are a place where we like to break in the new members (plenty have been through our web and non have been the same since) and give them a big welcome which then gives u the big passport to other events
the list of the quality is now in my first post

no worries mate you have a good one ...December is a very busy month for me ...... job wise (and not in the Christmas sense ) all that cold weather and mechanicals don't mix have a ball .....
regards
Quote by JudyTV
I cannot remember the name, but the only restaurant I know of in the village which is nice (i.e. only one i been in) is the one with the goldfish in the floor.
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Dewi, I can PM you at least six that are superb and all are within a few hundred yards of the one you have mentioned and ALL on the same Street too. We have eaten in three of them over the last 5 weeks which many of us can recommend. If you take the full length of the village I can give you 12 I have eaten in and found to be excellent , all in the village. One of them won the accolade of Best Bistro bar in the city for 2003/4 and was filmed on both national and local Television when it was presented with the award. It won it by individual votes cast too, not by any committee or set of judges.
Judy

sorry but could not help it .....may i be welcum at this one.... sorry again it just stood out ...oh there i go again
which router are you using have you enabled all the security systems????
this touched a nerve with me...I don't broadcast anything ...but I have been working with children from Belarus for 2 years see the link please look aroud the web site so much still needs to be done
we have children stay with us from family's selected by the charity and we have had the pleasure of 2 children over the past 2 years ...the children have one thing in common malnutrition and poverty ...with all the shit life can throw at them ...I have worked with children in this country for a long time and just thought it was about time I spread my wings to this day I still financially support 2 family's that the children came from to give a little back is whats needed....we also worked with children from Beslan building bridges so they get on with there lives there iv'e said it....
I have read you all had a good time glad to read lancy had a good time gives me confidence for the future...wild is the word i would use
Quote by Maia
Noooooo, surely not!!! How can you maintain a boner for that long?

the big V sorts iy every time
Huh? What's a big V? Is that like a name for your boner-ness? Like I call my breasts National Geographic tits? lol :lol: :lol:
this
Quote by bluexxx
Would do if I could get there.
Damn not being a driver..... it's fLucked me up twice today mad :x :x

a driver is only a pm away wink
Or I guess I could call a cab :wink: ...... bloody expensive cab ride from here though :shock:
well i offered
Quote by Maia
Noooooo, surely not!!! How can you maintain a boner for that long?

the big V sorts iy every time
Quote by bluexxx
Would do if I could get there.
Damn not being a driver..... it's fLucked me up twice today mad :x :x

a driver is only a pm away wink
I would like to come on this night out...but like you said I'm new and the rules are rules anyway you seam very bubbly and proud for a shrinking violet like me, i may not fit in have a good time and consider me for a night out in the future
Quote by rogerthedragon

Could be weally well endowed - you know, like Biggus Dickus...are they wagging me?
Sorry, I keep getting these python moments. rolleyes

Wwwwwelease Wwwwwoger ! ! ! ! !
Definately wwwwelease wwwwwoger!!!!!
lol :lol:
wwwwelease wwwaderwick pehaps
in the interest of science wink purely to raise the fact and notwithstanding following the proper etiquette cool ...if you where invited by a couple or a single female to join the proceedings biggrin as a man .....would slipping a jonny on first be presumptuous or would you go about it in a different way .......
towel or shorts ..what is the best confused
When you have settled into the club what do men find better to wear and also the women too look at shorts or a towel ..ok the exhibitionist of us would go for the towel as it could drop 30 times or more ...but I have a pair of shorts are nick named the "porno shorts" lol most of us have seen them in movies etc....and if anyone has seen Steve Coogan as Alan partridge then "the boys are out of the barracks again " wink then you can see what I mean they are a bit of a laugh would it be seen as this cool
Quote by andeezz007
and of COURSE u cant read either haha sado

personally I think a trip to the bookshop and look up HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE...is a good start
your spontaneity in having a quick dip and sauna had left me high and dry .....I would love to accompany a female but never get the chance .......a little more notice would be appreciated ...LOL lol
Quote by burnie
Did you see that last episode of Seymour Butts family business the other night?
He sent out ads all over to try to find guys who could work in porn films. All these eager hopefuls came in who thought they were amazing lovers, and most of them couldn't even get past the audition where they had to wank in front of 2 assistants and a camera man. I think it might be like that when you're walking around a club or party for the first time, scared shitless, because I don't recall ever seeing men swaggering around with stonking great hardons in the bar area.

now that is somthing i can do
Katy I don't know you but your symptoms are universal,please don't feel as though you have to cope on your own,if you have considered not going to the doctor then it was a consideration at least, one way or the other, you mentioned depression ....the skills we have in life for dusting ours selves off are diminished at times like these and a little help my be required ,your resilience my be consumed with emotion and if you feel you my need help then get it worked for me ..... believe me
we all have a path in life as in death ...the path is pr-loaded if you like but sometimes we pick up a virus which alters the course and puts us back on a previous path ...which we subconsciously now we've been on the feeling of being thir before.....
well thanks the party went with a bang ...we where so full of food we could't move lol
Quote by horneyoldtart
cum on you have time to eat??????? whilst swinging

does chocolate sauce count as food ????
good :idea: i was thinking more on the nibbles side and drink as well
Quote by Sarah
cum on you have time to eat??????? whilst swinging

cool well unless you jump bones as soon as they enter lol .yes.......constructive replies only please.....
your pics are ace bye the way wink
What's your favourite nibbles snacks drink etc when swinging have a chance at entertaining and could do with some feedback thanks mercman
falling off my motorbike three times in 500 yards and ending under a bus ...it was winter and the ice ruts in the road where making my bike go all wobbly ....the final insult was when a old lady shuffled across the road to give me back the indicator lens off my bike and the bus driver grinning down on me
the way we did it was I had a hard on like steel with a vain like a kettle lead running down it ..god it hurt a little black will do it for me (smoke that is)..she backed onto me she wanted it...that's the secret she has to want it .... well lubed up and gliding rather than pushing ......it took some time but well worth it especially if you can remain still while she works it ......you can stimulate her clit with a vibrator as well