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piercedJon
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 58
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What ever one you get test it out beforehand!
I made the mistake of getting a cheap jessops one which was ok on my G2, but when I got a full size SLR the problem was when tilted to do portrait the head/DSLR attatchment couldnt hold the camera without slipping so the camera ends up pointing down :-/
The problem is the head is realy made for a camcorder not a SLR.
Mind you a 24-70 2.8 lens is blody heavy.
Quote by Dave__Notts
Check your house insurance and see if they have access to free legal advice. Alternatively, how about your Unions' (if you are in one) legal advice line
Dave_Notts

Also if your car insurance was fully comp, you may have access to legal advise via it... woth checking the documentation!
Quote by cockslut
Hi cock,
Would love to come.
If cockslut says I can come, then a question to everyone else coming....
If you're from ilkeston, or able to go through it on your way to the social would you be able to give me a lift?
If you can please PM me directly letting me know.
Jon Xx

mmm you just broke my dream, was only thinking of you other day, cause you can cum, hope someone gives him a lift as he's nice guy, gonna bring some toys jon plus your portfolio?
Hi hun, thanks for the invite :-D
If I can get a lift there and back will bring my portfolio and some toys and rope :-P
Anyone coming from notts or ilkeston that doesnt mind picking me up please PM me. More than happy to put something towards the petrol. As time is short can you leave me a mobile number and I'll text with my details (address) to confirm times etc. Your number will only be used for this event so no need to worry about my having it... I'm sure cocky can verify I'm trustworthy.
Will check PM's in the morning so hopefully will be coming.
There's also a spurious " " being shown just above the quickie text box. Might be legit but just looks odd!
Just tried it leaving the distance blank... still doesnt work.
My selections were, ORDER-last logged in, TYPE-female, MEDIA-pictures, LOOKING FOR- bi male, straight male, gay male, rest left as defaulted.
I'm using Win2000 running IE
Just tried again... if you select "last logged in" then you get no list...
I tend to use this option the most because theres no point in PM'ing anyone who hasnt logged in for 432 days, and "newest member" often has profiles that are "newer" but when you look at them they havnt logged in since creating the profile.
Quote by anais
Had a look at the last 8 pages and cant see it, so if its been answered then just ignore this post.
I cant get the My Search to bring any profiles up no matter what selections i put in :-/
Jon Xx

Jon, I just had a play and it worked for me. I didn't put a distance in though as that isn't on profiles at the moment. If you did, maybe that corrupted your search?
The distance will be back at some point.
Hi cock,
Would love to come.
If cockslut says I can come, then a question to everyone else coming....
If you're from ilkeston, or able to go through it on your way to the social would you be able to give me a lift?
If you can please PM me directly letting me know.
Jon Xx
Had a look at the last 8 pages and cant see it, so if its been answered then just ignore this post.
I cant get the My Search to bring any profiles up no matter what selections i put in :-/
Jon Xx
To have the leader of a political party who is in power naked in my bed....
their arse exposed...
Lubed....
To shove all 8 and a bit inches in...
Deep...
Thrusting... pounding... nearing the orgasmic point of no return....
and to say....
This fucking phone cam vid is going on youtube.... you're fucked!
Jon Xx
PS I dont care if its labia or cunservative, they deserve it... they have fucked us over enough :-D
Jon Xx
Quote by winchwench
:karaoke: Let's do the time wars again :karaoke:
Shutting up.

Its just a jump to the left.... bring your knees in tiyiyight....
I do hope they dont dont do the "alternative realities" (done as in thery rose can-not exist in the current reality) to let DrWho (david tenanet) back...
Or the un-winding of time as a fundemtal event is changed (done that with the bots from the end of space/time with the master)
I think "he" will still be the DR, but god knows how :-/
But I dont like the fact that after this.... the DR Who next year is not going to be a serise, but a few "mini-films" so not a set of 12, but 2 of 4 US style "hyatus."
My guess as to whats going on is....
The time wars are far from over, and they have been un-time-locked, so time is in flux and not "fixed" by both sides loosing, which in its own right is a paradox, as going back in time to change, changes the future, which isnt changed cos it is now, ad-infinitum. etc.
add into that Rose who is a parralel exsistence, which cannot happen as even the time lords/darleks can only exist in the "now/here..."
FFS I wana see the next episode now... and no one has released a back door copy that my lad can download for me.... barstards... lol.
Jon Xx
Quote by maxx8uk
if u block someone they will not know u have done
but if u go on this

you can find out who has blocked and deleted you from their msn
dont worry it is safe

Ok just had a look at the hasdoneit site and it screams unsafe.
But to make sure I wasn't over reacting I did a simple search on hasdoneit and found that McAfee amongst others warns against using it

So it is probabley best to avoid
Seconded...
You're giving them your email address/login id and your password to that email address.
Its possible to find out who has deleted you (tools>options>privacy, right click a name, if "delete" is avalable then you're not in their list any more) but its not actually possible to see who has blocked you using msn protocols.
The only way to see who has blocked you is by getting them to "view your profile" then when msn/messenger gets a profile request and they show as off line you know you are blocked... well you did till msn/messenger allowed "off line" users to pm others.
I'm still on msn 7 (win 2000) so when off line users pm me i can only reply within 5 mins... else i get a "cannont deliver message"
Hasdoneit.. et. al.
Are the same type of scams as used by the mayspace (etc) "see whos viewed your profile" web sites... it asks for your id and password, you give them... they have all they need to get into your account and fuck your on, and off, line life!
And then comes buyers remorse....
The batteries that are flat.
The coke-e-cola that even the skally kids your son knows wont drink.
The racing cars that dont.
The makeup that doenst.
The toilet cleaner that has eaten away the enamal.
The washing up powder that makes the plates unusable.
The shampoo that has the same effect as an atomic bomb as all your hair falls out.
The deoderent that has the opersite effect.
The whiter than white washing powder that works so well that no matter what colour the item originaly its now a sort of putrid yellowish white, including that so prised live gig black t-shirt.
The car stain remover that has eaten the car to a micro fraction of anything that could be called a car.
The pegs, that dont.
etc....
I can only offer one piece of advise...
JUST SAY NO!
(you can get postit just say no stickers (that dont stick) at pound savers) lol.
Ak, with my late father being a reverend (CofE)I cant help but post....
The great thing about catholisusm is that no matter what you do if you repent on your death bed then heaven is open to you!
Thats tongue in cheek, to a point, by the way!
My take on it is...
If you are personaly "good" to yourself and others and your OWN beliefs... then sod what the "god botherers"(1) say.
(1) most religions are about imposing "laws" or "rules."
Most of the laws and rules haave good legitimate reasons... dont kill, dont steal, help people, etc.
Most religions and non-religious law systems are open to abuse by people using them for their own ends.
One of the reasons for the "dont covert" and "dont shag around" was so land owners and their "legitimate" ofspring could continue to own the land without some "kid" turning up and saying "he's my dad... i want a cut."
A lot of god bothereres are more interested in being better than thy neabours, not about actually following a faith... to them any faith would do, just as long as they are better than thao!
It does not matter what faith you believe in, just as long as you are true to yourself... at the end of the day, god (who ever, or possibly no one...) will judge you as an individual... if you are true to your self, and if god (or some devine being does exist) then surely he wants nothing more than you to be you, after all we were made in his image... so ultimatly we can never transgress because we are copies of him(her)self.
Dont get me started on the other religion that even tho it is almost identical to "christianity" has been so corrupted by people intent on being the best and better than thao!
Its such a shame that religion, of all faiths, while having good principals is corrupted and used to subjigate and oppress others.
OK rant over... I dont do them often, LOL!
If you enjoy swinging and it doesnt hurt anyone... then there is no problem!
In the bell tower of the local church with my first girlfriend. (helped that I had the key as my dad was the rev, lol.) In the words of leslie philips, "ding, dong!"
In the staff room of the local wimpy, again with first gf...
Hell we were horny all the blody time back then, trains, back of cars, lifts, allyways, grave yards, just about anywhere where we were together and no one else was about, lol.
Quote by Sugar-n-pom
"So off I go to clean the kitchen floor to cool myself down and get all sexy thoughts out of my head, down he trots 5 minutes later, and he says, cor you look really great today!
How can I? Down on my hands and knees sweating scrubing the kicken floor?"
... cos that's the only bit they see wink

LoL, was so going to say that as well :-P
If you can travel to mine... I know a guy with a big camera with an even bigger set of lenses attatched, oh and ropes, whips, queening chair, wrought iron bed, lights, etc. :P wink sillyervyguywithcameraemoticon: LoL
Quote by Sassy-Seren
What's the best way to go about getting hold of a discreet photgrapher?
I want someone to take some nice ( and flattering! :shock: ) photos for my profile and stuff. Nothing too in-yer-face, no gash shots and stuff :scared: just sexy erotica, lingerie and maybe some neked stuff.
Any ideas guys? :wink:
btw....I don't mean some bugger with a hard on turning up with his 2mega pixel digicam! rotflmao
Quote by Aquilo
Just a little word of caution, I asked someone i thought I knew well to take some ermm underwear and a little more showing pics, they were good, well I liked them, seemed he liked them even more and they ended up in a top shelf mag about 6 months later,not in 1 but about 5 different editions,seems he had sold them on, this was done without my consent!! Soooo choose carefully who takes them xx

That's totally out of order... if you didn't sign a Model Release Form then the guy may have broken the law, especially if he accepted money in return from the top shelf mags in question. This is yet another reason why I feel that enhancing your existing images in Photoshop (or Paintshop Pro... or any number of cheap/free alternatives) is a valid option for all the females out there... you won't get the quality of a professional shoot, but your pics remain in your control! Of course you're not going to get studio quality images, but with a little practice you can vastly improve on badly lit, badly framed originals.
Peace
Aq
Under uk copyright law the "creator or the works," photographer, can do with the photos as he wishes and no "release" is required...
However... Under another part of the copyright act and re-enforced within HR if the photographer is "commisioned" then although copyright is still retained by the photographer the person photographed has a right not to have the photos used elsewhere.
If the photography session was done as a colaboration then the photographer can do with the photos as they wish with the exception that should they be used in a way that is seen as deformation (ie a newspaper add for say VD, or say attatched to an article about infidelity) then the person has legal recourse from the publisher and/or the photographer.
A "release" can be used both ways, both to say what the photographer can and cant do with the photos and also what the "model/subject" can/cant do with the photographs, ie. limit usage to personal use, promotion, all rights, publication, etc.
Most comercial photographers are aware of what they can and cant do with photographs, but often limit what they may do to a greater extent... eg. a wedding photographer can use your wedding photos in adverts or the shop window but doesnt. Or they in the contract/release define the terms of usage over and above that required in law.
Anyways... well of topic now.
Most of the problem has been the mortgage lenders fault with allowing greater then 3.5* mortgages due to the fact that the interest rates were low... problem is a small increase in rates now equates to a large increase in the monthly amount required to meet the mortgage.
I also think the media is trying its damndest to talk this country into a recession... we all saw what a badly worded comment did to northern rock where as if nothing had hit the papers the bank would have got a short term loan from the BoE and no one would have been any the wiser and there would have not been a run on the bank.
The other problem with the housing valuation is that a lot of builders and property management companys have been fiddling the figures by including the "free deposit, free furnature, free what ever" in the actual sale value... So a 150K house with a deposit paid of 30K should be registered as 120K at the land registry as the "seller" gets the 30K back as soon as the paperwork is sorted and funds transfered but a lot have been inflating the land registry details by regestering the full 150K inflating the true value of houses.
Personally this country needs a bit of a recession to bring things back into line with earnings as we are over charged for just about everything we buy as credit has been so redily available.
As far as I can tell its still being shoved back and forth between the commons and the lords due to the fact that no one actually likes the wording of the act as its to wishywashy.
The high ups in the legal system are apposed to it due to the fact it may damage respect of the law in that it will criminalise people for concenting acts if they take photos of themselves and also people who poseess images that have already been deemed acceptable by the censors at the BBFC in context of films.
Its a badly worded piece of legislation introduced to appease a few and win votes and in reality will do nothing to prevent even one murder or violent act.
I believe they are currently trying to re-word the act to bring it more into line with the OPA (Obseen publications act) using more stringent tests such as "likely to deprave" etc.
One interesting point is that some oppersition is from within the church due to the fact that some might try to argue that photos of JC on the cross are offensive and violent... Interesting that! I guess the next time someone kills they should just say "well seeing jesus nailed on the cross made me do it!"
I personaly thinks its one of the most badly worded and ill concieved bits of legislation this covernment has ever tried to force through parlament... if they dont get their way they will just pull the same stunt they did with fox hunting to force it through without concent of the commons and lords.
Jon Xx
Quote by TheLovelyOne
It would be great if it was banned altogether then all you non-smokers could put your hands in your pockets and make up the money the goverment doesnt get from fags out of your pay packets .....

We'd save so much from not having to pay to treat smoking-related illnesses that that wouldn't be necessary!
Smoking related ilnesses cost the NHS aprox 650million to a year.
The covernment recieves aprox 12billion a year from tobaco tax.
If everyone gave up smoking then this would have to be made up from somewhere... probably petrol and other indirect taxes as the covernemnt would not want to increase income tax, vat, or ni.
Quote by blonde
I will never understand why people get pleasure out of someone elses pain?
Call me soft or stupid .......... but given a choice ....... I would rather be the way I am.
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Becuse its the "there before the grace of ogd" (Spoonerisum intended)
We make light of others misfortunes as we think "at least i didnt/it wasnt me"
It doesnt matter how bad the thing that happens... we gigle as it wasnt us, and thank which ever god we pertain to, or not as the case may be...
Its human nature to, not as such take the piss out of others... but rather think "ouch" that could have been me at some point... its funny because its true and at least it wasnt me that was the butt of the joke, death, genocide, !
Even survivors of major shit sucome to making light of it as a way of surviving and moving on be that through jokes or supression.
Jon Xx
Quote by Staggerlee
I've never heard someone take so long to get their cock out before pissing on a bonfire

So good it had to be said twice wink lol
Tipical... "pandora coming to your country soon"
Yeah that means what ever it costs now in USD it will cost the same in GBP so twice as much as the yanks!
Oh well I don't use it so not really an issue for me, but they've probably had a whole load of shit dropped on them from the US music industry.
Jon Xx
Quote by sexy_cpl_nottz
Theres still room and uve been added thanks xx

Thank you :rose:
Jon Xx
I use be* ( ) its up to 24meg over BT landline.
From what I can see it connects at about 2-3 times standard adsl, so if your adsl can connect on a 8max at about 4megs then you'll get a connection of about 12 meg.
At the moment their contention is very good, but i'm guessing as more people sign up then it will slow down at peak times.
While it does have a FUP so far no one has caused it to be invoked and my router rarely shows less than multi gigabytes of trafic a day due to running my website on the back of it and downloading huge amounts of porn, lol.
They reciently droped the prices of their packages, so I can see the service slowing down soon.
The problem with vergin "off net" (over bt, not cable), I invoked the get out clause when they introduced the new fup some months back, is that its hugely inder funded and the adverts are pulling so many new people to the service that they just cant cope... there is already talk of selling off the "off net" portion as it was only aquired so that NTL could use the virgin name... "Virgin" is still NTL under a different brand... before they did the reverse sellout I had no problems with NTL over cable before I moved, which was why I went virgin off net for 2 months before bailing.
Jon Xx
Can you put me down for this if there is still room.
I'm sure there are quite a few who can vouch for me if required ;-)
Jon Xx
They are like brussels sprouts, fecking horible but for some strange reason we are all forced to endure them once a year, bleugh :-(
Jon Xx
I'm on there, but I don't use it to much as its a bit of a mess and navigation is crap!
To many things to click and none of them seem to make much sence... or perhaps i'm just getting old, lol.
However on myspace i'm a right myspace whore... I love it and its so much simpler.
Jon Xx