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sLeeper

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25 Aug 2007

Quote by Sarah
So this is what TJ gets up to in her spare time

My fooking jaw just hit the floor . I spent many a happy hours in this Establishment the girls are friendly and so are the lady-boys . the place is up from the dolphin roundabout and just off the main road. (aaarrrrrr memories)
just going to pack my case

1 Apr 2007

the behavior of people at this swingers event was truly debouched .. i myself was so offended i had to hide my eyes in various ladies cleavage a lot of the time so i didn't have to see the appalling behavior going on all around

1 Apr 2007

Confirming we will be there lol

lol

now to find a uniform eeeerrrrr help

19 Feb 2007

Quote by Juniper_couple
Plus, Mr J wanted to see lils' tits

Hes not the only one ... so if the thread has gone can you just pm the pic :twisted:

29 Jan 2007

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I've said this before, but I have found that sometimes those who are quite chatty and confident on here are actually very shy in real life

This has always been my problem . I lack the confidence to approach people and would never dream of talking to someone for five minutes then asking if they fancied a spit roast innocent

innocent

29 Jan 2007

Quote by celestria
Ugly is a state of mind.... and the state my mind is in I am definitely ugly :lol: :lol:

ffs you looked in a mirror latley.... as for fektart sorry not my type :lol:

29 Jan 2007

Well must admit that wasn't a bad night out
Thanks for coming along to help celebrate Swallows birthday,
As some of you know shes not been too well for the past few months but Saturday was like having the old Kaz back, lively, bubbly, enjoying life,,,,,, and being a total and utter tart . Unlike me who behaved himself all night and only drank two half's of shandy innocent

innocent

HLB i was not stood at the door just so i could perv at Lady's walking up the stairs....that was morbius's job and god help anyone who got in his way lol

lol

ps
just the one damper one the night, its been brought to my attention that one couple in a chat room are telling people that they went to the do cos admin told us we had to let them . this is not true and the only reason they were there was i said they could go.
and if you feel like turning up to an event in future with that attitude... DON'T

27 Jan 2007

just a quick word from munch central AAAAARRRRRRRRR things are going fine ........... honest ....... see you tonight lol

lol

25 Jan 2007

Quote by earthchild
whens the details going out
i only have a printer up until lunch time tomorrow then no way of getting the details
Earthy xx

they will be going out this evening.........due to a slight emergency that cropped up yesterday we are running a bit behind......nothing to do with the munch. a family thing, all sorted now lol

lol

22 Jan 2007

:bounce:

20 Jan 2007

Quote by hisandhers
:eeek:
:bounce: :bounce: this time next week folks

go on tell me is there something going on ........ should i know about it ........ will drink be involved...... :bounce: :cheers:

14 Jan 2007

Well its all been said before so i will say it again THANK YOU Sarah for a bloody good night biggrin

biggrin

Lee and Kaz xxxx

14 Jan 2007

Can i come ......go on please.... you know you want to ....... i will behave ...honestish...go on go no go on let me come :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

11 Jan 2007

Quote by lilacgem
Does anyone fancy sharing a room?

does that mean your coming or cumming ;)
Both if I'm very lucky biggrin

biggrin

But not looking good for both at the mo :cry:
I would share a room with you gem ... but unfortunatly i only live round the corner and i think my absence would be noticed wink

wink

7 Jan 2007

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Vicky could you send us the hotel list please?

just incase vicky is busy

7 Jan 2007

Quote by Juniper_couple
:bounce: Ohhh can we come plz NWC :bounce:
Can i be Sleepers and Dammies hand holder coz i'm greedy and i think they would be good to teach us how to be "munch whores" :giggle:

Whats a munch whore...... us being new to all this innocent

innocent

I hope you are not going to take advantage of us :twisted: :twisted:

6 Jan 2007

Quote by kazswallows
Oh and sLeeper will need a hand holder please

Yes cos I'm new to this and very shy and retiring. I think i must be a munch virgin innocent

innocent

3 Jan 2007

Quote by kazswallows
Awww - i know its a sticky again but i've not had a "bump" in here for ages
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

are we too late for a bump with you ? ! !
are we ? ? ? ?
are we ? ? ?
c,mon sleeper hurry up,does nt usually take you this long to have a bump fgs !
he he he he he ....could nt resist , , , sorreee
Aww next time rothers....... we were far too quick wink

wink

Now shhhh b4 kaz tells me off n makes me book a room with you redface

redface

:D
oooo now thats a good idea :twisted:
rothers you can have a bump with me while we wait for sLeeper :bounce: :bounce:
Ok ok i'm here now. Do apologise for not giving you a bump earlier Mrs J :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: hump

hump

:bounce:
Rothers i would like to apologise to you as well for not getting on here and posting much over the last few weeks. i would like to apologise to you but i cant bring myself to. :moon:

23 Dec 2006

Hapi berthdy FB xxx
Lee bolt

bolt

16 Dec 2006

Quote by Juniper_couple
one guy posing as a couple was caught out this way !!!

This one always amazes me ...... do they think you won't notice when you meet that they are lacking in the fem department :doh:

16 Dec 2006

Quote by Mr-Powers
just be yourself......don't put on an act of any kind.....most people will see through that kind of shit straight away!

That's him boloxed then lol

lol

they are fun places mate you will enjoy it, just relax and go with the flow.

12 Dec 2006

Depends on the type of fun
When i was a kid (a long time ago) i used to play with toy trucks, toy cranes, toy motorbikes, toy cars, toy boats, toy planes,... the only difference really, is i play with real ones now
and i get payed to do it

9 Dec 2006

Never say to a woman
"Bloody hell your sister never did that"
Even if it is true

9 Dec 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
So she asks "dose this dress make me look fat"
I say "No darling its your belly and your arse that do that"
can anyone tell me were I'm going wrong

I have no idea :dunno:
With comments like that and the "pimp my pussy" show, you'd think you'd be treated like a god lol

lol

i have gone off that idea well updated it for family viewing its now "pimp my bride"
format goes you have had a bride for some time ....shes getting on a bit ..
instead of replacing her ......get her pimped up :D
I commend the idea to the house.......... and run like hell bolt

bolt

9 Dec 2006

So she asks "dose this dress make me look fat"
I say "No darling biggrin

biggrin

its your belly and your arse that do that"
can anyone tell me were I'm going wrong dunno

dunno

9 Dec 2006

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

banghead

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :taz: :taz: :taz: :boxing: :boxing: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :censored: :censored: :censored:

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Darkfire
wasnt far behind you then Earthy - currently working on how to get optics on the hotel wall without beng done for criminal damage :giggle:

this should do the trick biggrin

biggrin

6 Dec 2006

Wow what a blast ...Can i do that again lol

lol

6 Dec 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

(someone sensible will be along shortly)

wave

I'm here

lol

bloody hell i just spit coffee all over the keyboard

6 Dec 2006

shaved and trimmed for ages and actually let Kaz loose with the razor before the wigan munch and must admit . It was quite erotic having her shave me ......nerveracking but erotic lol

lol