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lol I was thinking the same bidave, Im sure he said lookin for woman :shock: But then again what do i know
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scrumcioussue
1 day ago
Straight Female, 62
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:cry: Unfortunately Iv had to lay my wabbit to rest. After a long a faithful service its died......... Im heart broken.
Lets just hope Santa's feeling realy kind this year.
But knowing my luck I doubt it.
Not to worry that just means the nice Mr Simon's just going to have to work harder :twisted: doesnt it.
Lets just hope Santa's feeling realy kind this year.
But knowing my luck I doubt it.
Not to worry that just means the nice Mr Simon's just going to have to work harder :twisted: doesnt it.
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Judy
Your so organised prey tell me is this the female or the male side of you. I however am the most unorganised female around when it comes to IT
perhaps thats why I leave it all up to Simon :twisted:
Your so organised prey tell me is this the female or the male side of you. I however am the most unorganised female around when it comes to IT
perhaps thats why I leave it all up to Simon :twisted: Warming the Bed
Hi there 
Thanks for the help charlotte mischief and Mrs RSAB2 its much appreciated :bounce: Im off to do some shopping now :twisted:
Thanks for the help charlotte mischief and Mrs RSAB2 its much appreciated :bounce: Im off to do some shopping now :twisted:
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Hi everyone
I know this subject has been covered before but I cant find the relative thread. Im looking for some nice clothing / underwear kinky and slinky if you can get that in larger sizes
Could one of you nice folk point me in the right direction pleaseee. Id be sooooooo grateful to you all :twisted:
Thankin you in advance
Scrummy
I know this subject has been covered before but I cant find the relative thread. Im looking for some nice clothing / underwear kinky and slinky if you can get that in larger sizes
Could one of you nice folk point me in the right direction pleaseee. Id be sooooooo grateful to you all :twisted:
Thankin you in advance
Scrummy
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Just thought i'd let you all know Sir Jim'l'fix it is certainly still with us I spied him having lunch on the very next table to us at work yesterday.LOL I did say to the girls i wonder if he still had his fix it powers as I have a list and its building daily.
Hmmmmm wonder if he really can fix things for adults as well as kids :D
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couple out dogging tonight in bucks area
pm us for more details
only pm's with ad will get a responce from us!
cya there :shock:
pm us for more details
only pm's with ad will get a responce from us!
cya there :shock:
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Quote by Re-Lapse
Get some spray on latex, spray onto erection, let dry, peel off,
Fill with plaster, when dry, peel off.
Stand pallus on table top, measuer height with rule or tape.
If you want length then lay pallus on table and measure.
:cheers: :cheers:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can I ask what you guys are going to do with all the '' Phallus's '' once you've measured them :twisted: :twisted:
Perhaps they could be recovered in latex and then used as trophy's :twisted:
Just a thought lol Im bored .
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we are out in bucks tonight, looking for another guy or couple to join us
pm us if intrested
pm us if intrested
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:shock: ermmm if there is a competition can i enter :bounce: :bounce: why do you think i only show my rear on my avatar :eeek: and that aint so pretty either..
ok ok
hat coat
ok ok
hat coat
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We've been looking for somewhere new to go doggin as the usual sites appear near to us appear to be well policed which is worrying there also appears to be a large gay community around our local sites which is not what we're lookin for. ( no offence meant)
If you come up with any idea's send us a pm we just may be interested :twisted:
If you come up with any idea's send us a pm we just may be interested :twisted:
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Yipeeee, I'm being let out to play :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Thank you soooooo much mr Boss man
does this mean I also get to 
and 
:twisted: Gosh it is my lucky week afterall.
Is there anyone else up for some fun with us this friday :silly:
I hope so it could be an evening to remember :shock:
Thank you soooooo much mr Boss man
does this mean I also get to and :twisted: Gosh it is my lucky week afterall.Is there anyone else up for some fun with us this friday :silly:
I hope so it could be an evening to remember :shock:
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:thrilled: well done clare, I just wish I could have the same commitment Iv always found dieting orrible and have found the best way for me to lose the dreaded pounds and inches is to have loads and loads of
sex
this has worked well in the past and hopefully will do again.
Id love to know how you accomplished it and how long its actually taken !
Congratulations all the same
Sue xxxx
sex
this has worked well in the past
and hopefully will do again.Id love to know how you accomplished it and how long its actually taken !
Congratulations all the same
Sue xxxx
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LOL guys I dont usually have any probs getting in the chat room normally but every now and again it plays silly buggers :shock:
No doubt I'll get in there at some point
I just hope everyones not gone off having fun when I do finally get in there
No doubt I'll get in there at some point
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Hi melons and welcome to the nut house
:silly:
Dan was wondering where my copy of your CV is I never seem to have recieved one
and welcome to the nut house :silly:
Dan was wondering where my copy of your CV is I never seem to have recieved one
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Quote by debbiewebs-90887
SORRY SKIPPY
YOU WILL NOT FIND ANY BUSH HERE! He he! :smoke:
love debbie :rose:
NOR HERE :twisted:
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Quote by well_busty_babe
my first toy i bought when i was 17 from a "this and that" shop!
it was one of those horid white plastic things... but i thought it was brill at the time.
my taste has (evoved) a lot now!!!!!!!
So we can see WBB your new pulsatron appears to be affecting your spelling :shock:
How's it going with the new toy DO TELL :twisted: Im sure we'd all like to know .
Nice to see its not taking you away from the forum too much though :rose:
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Hmmmmmmm what do i do now Mr mans gone home now 
no one to play with cant seem to get into the chat room :( misery and woe me thinks.
I had such a pleasant evening and morning too :shock:
hmmmmm suppose Im just gonna have to go out into the garden and try and occupy myself there
Unless of course any of you have any :idea: ideas :twisted:
no one to play with cant seem to get into the chat room :( misery and woe me thinks.I had such a pleasant evening and morning too :shock:
hmmmmm suppose Im just gonna have to go out into the garden and try and occupy myself there
Unless of course any of you have any :idea: ideas :twisted:
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Quote by mal609
Someone out there can put me out of my mosery
Tom
Not sure Tom - how did you get into your mosery in the first place?
Mal
Mal how can you be so unkind to taunt someone for their spellin mistakes we all do them and on such a yummy subject too :twisted:
Needless to say from what I'v just typed I got mine last nite and this morning. :shock:
Told you all I was a greedy bitch
:D Hope you find someone closer to you to strike lucky with Tom, good luck sweetie xx
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I couldnt agree more with the first comment and yes it did bring a smile to my face
But Im also one of those with 3 yes 3 scruffy kids probably doing V signs to other motorist whilst im concentrating on the driving. :shock:
Simon however, suffers from the music one you dont really want to know whats in the boot of the car its deafening :shock: Although he thinks its cool
My youngest sister just reckons its always someone elses fault if anything goes wrong but then again she does think she's perfick.
But Im also one of those with 3 yes 3 scruffy kids probably doing V signs to other motorist whilst im concentrating on the driving. :shock:
Simon however, suffers from the music one you dont really want to know whats in the boot of the car its deafening :shock: Although he thinks its cool
My youngest sister just reckons its always someone elses fault if anything goes wrong but then again she does think she's perfick.
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Have to say I buy all the toys, Im a greedy bitch just ask Simon :twisted: Didnt even blush the first time I bought one whilst I was back in Cornwall, and since I'v moved I'v become somewhat of a regular at the local shop
.Simon however, wouldnt I dont think ever walk into one of said shops out of sheer embarrassment bless him but he does like to use them on me for which Im eternally grateful
I do think if he was ever to purchase something it would be done online and he'd arrange to have it delivered to my house and not his LOL.
Life wouldnt be the same without toys now :cheers: they fill in the lonely hours when he's not around :twisted: :twisted:
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LOL Jafffaman, I think I much prefer to have a try of the first one though. :twisted: I dont think I could quite cope with the effects the one you just showed us on the link
I'd probably end up not being able to walk for a week or two and then I'd need lots n lots of TLC and someone to look after me and take the kids to school.
Ermmm
ops: I'v thought of a way to keep everyone happy whilst siblings are out of the house though
Seemed like a good idea this morning anyway.
Now I'm off to work have fun everyone
I'd probably end up not being able to walk for a week or two
and then I'd need lots n lots of TLC and someone to look after me and take the kids to school.Ermmm
ops: I'v thought of a way to keep everyone happy whilst siblings are out of the house though Seemed like a good idea this morning anyway.
Now I'm off to work
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Quote by Mark
Ooooooo do i or dont i ? that is the question :twisted:
Sue, I feel it's your duty, in the name of scientific research.
We'll be expecting you to report back here with your results.And pictures...
...LOL Im going to have to have a talk with mr man about this
as I soooooo wouldnt mind having a go Mark :shock: your just soooooooooooooo nosey I suppose you'd want a full description as well as piccys may be a likkle greedy too but we girls like that in a man. :twisted:
Then again its also upto flamehot :shock: to agree as well
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Hmmmmm Susan sits and wonders :undecided: it appears from what flamehot said that there is one of the ever elusive machines HERE in Aylesbury :shock: could i be so lucky ? would the other half agree ? would flamehot agree ?
Ooooooo do i or dont i ? that is the question :twisted:
I'm off to think about this one I may have a few emails to send.
Ooooooo do i or dont i ? that is the question :twisted:
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Quote by foxylady 123
Emma your not the only person who would love to try one. If you find one of these imfamous machines let me know where it is!!!!
Me to Me to :twisted: Although Iv no idea what the other half would think of me
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HI guys n gals
Sorry to have missed the big event I had planned to join you all online but certain circumstances led me in a different direction.
This being the fact that my rear windscreen decided to shatter for no apparent reason at around last nite leaving me with a right mess to clear up :cry: thankfully Susan took out fully comp insurance so the problem will be fixed this afternoon
Once again so sorry to have missed the big event maybe there will be another time
Sorry to have missed the big event I had planned to join you all online but certain circumstances led me in a different direction.
This being the fact that my rear windscreen decided to shatter for no apparent reason at around last nite leaving me with a right mess to clear up :cry: thankfully Susan took out fully comp insurance so the problem will be fixed this afternoon
Once again so sorry to have missed the big event maybe there will be another time
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Quote by mattius
hmmmm.....or should i ditch the car and travel on a donkey from now on, wearing a firemans uniform and carrying a bag of sand??
Awww bless mattius surely things cant be that bad
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Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Another fantasy one would have to be on top of a fire engine with a whole load of sexy firemen,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Clare,xx
Clare you greedy bitch :shock: Although i wouldnt mind if i could come and join in too :twisted: :twisted:
LOL I had it once in the scout camp turn off layby on the A41 just out of hemel, windows steamed right up, only hitch came when I got up from where I was my head banged the center switch jobby on the roof of the car lights popped on as if by magic we where lucky the boot didnt pop up in unisum as well, layby was full of truckers parked up for the night
ops: We where just glad there where no plod around to tell us off. But what a night mmmmmmmm its amazing what folk will do for much needed protien shots :twisted: There was another one as well but i'll leave that for another time
