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senneborn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63
0 miles · West Yorkshire
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Hi Debbie,
Never met you and dont know you well babes but have seen lots of your posts here and sussed that you are a popular SH Member. Took a lot of guts to apologise for whatever you think your failings have been in such a public manner; so good luck and hope things work out for you xxx
Never met you and dont know you well babes but have seen lots of your posts here and sussed that you are a popular SH Member. Took a lot of guts to apologise for whatever you think your failings have been in such a public manner; so good luck and hope things work out for you xxx
Hi, I am a 43 year old businessman looking for discrete meets. I am staying in Newmarket on Monday evening and wondered if there was a lady who would like to meet for dinner. We can wine and dine and if we hit iit off, my room would be available. If we dont then you have been wined and dined and I will have had some charming company. If interested please email me and I will tell you more including the provision of a pic if requested.
THE HORMONE WARNING:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man have to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of Every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today
.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those
who might need a good Laugh!
Or men who need a warning
And remember:
Money talks.... But Chocolate sings
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man have to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of Every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today
.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those
who might need a good Laugh!
Or men who need a warning
And remember:
Money talks.... But Chocolate sings
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be eight again." she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
of
Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park:
* the Death Slide,
* the Wall of Fear,
* the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
* everything there was.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling
and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a
McDonald's
where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to the movies:the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
popcorn,
all the Coke she could drink, and her favourite lolly and M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
Well,
Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my
dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong!
"I'd love to be eight again." she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
of
Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park:
* the Death Slide,
* the Wall of Fear,
* the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
* everything there was.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling
and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a
McDonald's
where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to the movies:the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
popcorn,
all the Coke she could drink, and her favourite lolly and M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
Well,
Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my
dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong!
1 – your most distinguish feature
Big Blue Eyes
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Strop!!
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
The US Justice System.............first OJ and now MJ!!
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
All at Sea - Jamie Cullum
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
Watching my son score a 30 yarder
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Rabbit for the Mrs
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Chill
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
8 Pints of Stella and a Whisky chaser!
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
7 Like minded people who just wanted a laugh and wouldnt take life too seriously
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Post Mortems
Big Blue Eyes
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Strop!!
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
The US Justice System.............first OJ and now MJ!!
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
All at Sea - Jamie Cullum
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
Watching my son score a 30 yarder
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Rabbit for the Mrs
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Chill
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
8 Pints of Stella and a Whisky chaser!
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
7 Like minded people who just wanted a laugh and wouldnt take life too seriously
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Post Mortems
Quote by jomu
Right.
The single guy thing again.
Do we mean "single" as in not married or attached ?
Or "single" as in on their own when meeting others ?
They're not the same, in my opinion.
By far the greater amount of irritating "single" men at dogging sites are only single because their wife/gf is not with them. In fact, they tend to treat the couples as prey rather than people.
These are easy to spot, because they tend to leave early at night. Some even have baby seats still in the back, and the toys on the rear seat are a dead giveaway.
OOps I think somebody just opened another can of them worm things!!
Think its purely as simple as numbers. More single guys hit this site so there are likely to be more "complaints" about them. Not been using the forums much until recently, but have to say that couples and women are more "negative" about, quite rightly, the tossers who can not follow etiquette, than the "single girls" who just want you to view a "free" sex site. It is simply down to numbers. Unfortunate, but true.
