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Quote by Calista
We keep all ours on the laptop and aren't very discreet about it until the other night when I was trying to show my in-laws our holiday pics and realised if I opened up a directory then the default was slideshow and to get too where I wanted was via the kinky pics directory .... I was sitting directly between the in-laws at that point .....
Thankfully I shot a look to Morbius that he recognised and immediately said .. ooooh I think I've moved them, pass us the pc and it worked redface
He so needs to sort out the laptop file management!
C x

My embarrasing moment was similar to this. I am part of a group of amy photogs and we meet every Monday to show and talk about photogrpahy. I am the only one that brings a lappy and that day I had been talking to a very nice lady online. She lives in america and emailed me some nude pictures of herself. So that Monday night I am showing some stunning pictures of the Lakes and swiitched directories to show some Scottish Glens. And there she was projected on the screen in all her nakedness. I closed it quick but they all spotted her I had a right red face. surprisedops: :oops:
Thats a good age criteria Mutts would a couple of years older be ok though, my kids are 26 and 29 mmmmmm and I am 55 redface surprisedops:
What about Monday mornings and any call centres both are only there to wind people up mad :x
My offer stands until midnight girls after that I am still free lol :lol:
Quote by Tonka
I think it comes down to manners. Gone are the days where you were graced with manners from everyone, now its me me me.
I took a day off for a couple and edned up cleaning my oven.
Is honesty too much to ask?

Good point and welll made Tonka you are so right manners seem to be a thing of the past. I suppose online its easy to duck out and change your user name and like mark says use someone elses picture. Or just as bad a picture taken 25 years ago. Ooops soz rant over guys. redface
Well I aint picking owt spesh in this stinking weather and if you think I am downing my tool forget it. Any ladies short of service from the strikers just call the smileymanc always ready to oblige : :silly:
I can do blue Picasso with great back seats Judy but only do slow shags
rolleyes
Sorry to hear your tale of woe Dune, we dont know each other but I feel for anyone that is sad. Big hugs xx
and your worried about being WHAT over 40 OMG thats me being ever so quiet about my age then
I have been lurking for half an hour trying to find somewhere to post my hello. Anyroad here goes I am from Manchester and I do smile I am 55 and a bloke everything else PM me.
Hello folks biggrin :D