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steve_1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
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ops:Quote by Heather
I'm also sorry I forgot to list our little gathering of Steves in my first post...
cheers H.Quote by Heather
...and let loose the Dogs of Swinging Heaven!
Hxx
who would be foolish enough to reply to that...?
*thinks of some witty remark about dogs.. but declines to say it*
Unless LadyD is back amongst us...
Steve
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Quote by foxylady 123
Also, so many serious subjects are treated so frivolously here. I for one need more intellectual stimulation.
You watch this message will either disappear or the piss will be taken!!!
No piss taking from me foxylady.. just a question..
what intellectual subjects would you like to discuss?
There are some highly intelligent, quick witted and incredibly funny people on here; the site is here for everyone. Start an intellectual topic and lets have some verbal jousting...
Steve
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- I'm too young :roll: Quote by Dylan51575
Hi,
My names Dylan, Iam a 26yr old guy looking for some horny adult fun with older ladys in the Notts area, So if your looking for a younger guy to pamper to your every sex need, please email me and I would be happy to send you a pic or check my profile out which is DylanNotts51575 or email me at . Hope to hear from u soon. Cheers Dylan.
Dylan's done so well, I've copied his style.. apologies for any copyright infringement Dylan..
My names Steve, Iam a 34yr old guy looking for some horny adult fun with older ladys in the Staffs area, So if your looking for an oldish guy to pamper to your every sex need, please email me and I would be happy to send you a pic or check my profile out which is Steve_1 or email me at . Hope to hear from u soon. Cheers Steve.
I'm not sure who that last comment was directed at Quest. As I've just told you in PM, thread hi-jacking is not really appreciated in the forums...
If you wanted to compliment Shelly.. then a PM would have been a more suitable way of doing it.
steve
ps.. welcome by the way.. hope you have fun.
If you wanted to compliment Shelly.. then a PM would have been a more suitable way of doing it.
steve
ps.. welcome by the way.. hope you have fun.
This is truly a heart-warming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some builders.
This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.
A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house there.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them rough diamond types, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing £5. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank the clerk was equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own wage packet at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with a crew building a house."
"My goodness gracious," said the clerk, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will if those useless cunts at B & Q ever bring us the fucking plasterboard."
This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.
A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house there.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them rough diamond types, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing £5. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank the clerk was equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own wage packet at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with a crew building a house."
"My goodness gracious," said the clerk, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will if those useless cunts at B & Q ever bring us the fucking plasterboard."
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried...but no answer.
"Is there anyone here? "
She cried a little louder, but still no answer...
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled:"HELLO.. IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a voice from far, far away...
"Hello-o-o-o!-we're all down here..."
Steve
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"Hello?" she cried...but no answer.
"Is there anyone here? "
She cried a little louder, but still no answer...
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled:"HELLO.. IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a voice from far, far away...
"Hello-o-o-o!-we're all down here..."
Steve
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