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steve_1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
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Quote by Andy_Wakefield

Got to say Andy, I think there's a bit of Meatloaf in you too...

Maybe it's just me!!
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Naughty Steve smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: ??
Dawn :silly:

If given half a chance Dawn... wink
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Quote by bluexxx
You cruel cruel man - I hope you feel very guilty now wink

Indubitably dear... :wink:
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life's tragic enough then it just gets worse
I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. It was dark, cold, and wet in the car park as I loaded my car up with the gifts I felt obligated to buy. I noticed that I was missing the ticket which I would need to get out of the car park, so mumbling under my breath, I retraced my steps.
As I was searching the wet pavement for the lost ticket, I heard a quiet sobbing. The crying was coming from a boy of about 10 years old. He was short and thin. He had no coat. He was just wearing a ragged flannel shirt to protect him from the cold evening's chill. Oddly enough, he was holding two fifty pound notes in his hand. Thinking that he had got lost from his parents, I asked him what was wrong and he told me his sad story.
He said that he came from a large family. He had three brothers and four sisters. His father had died when he was seven years old. His mother was poorly educated and worked two full time jobs to make ends met. Nevertheless, she had managed to scrimp and save two hundred pounds to buy her children Christmas presents. The young boy had been dropped off, by his mother, on the way to her second job. He was to use the money to buy presents for all his brothers and sisters and save just enough to take the bus home.
He had not even entered the shopping centre, when an older boy grabbed two of his fifty pound notes and disappeared into the night.
"Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked.
The boy said, "I did."
"And nobody came to help you?"
The boy stared at the ground and sadly shook his head.
"How loud did you scream?" I enquired.
The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered, "Help me!" I realised that absolutely no one could have heard that poor boy cry for help.
So I grabbed his other two fifty pound notes and fucked off.
lol
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Quote by Dan Solo
Remember, "patience is a virtue" rolleyes

Mmmm.. but also remember "the devil makes work for idle hands.." wink
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Hi there..
Mark did look at removing the "view new posts" option, which would mean that users would have to check each relevant category, but was sent an inordinate amount of e-mail asking for it to be re-instated..
all i would suggest is that you make your ad appealing and you're sure to get replies.
hope this helps.
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Don't tell everyone I install Jacuzzi.. they'll all want one. wink
.. and thank you ellie.
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ps Is Jacuzzi the plural of Jacuzzi?
Steve sneaks off to join bee-keeping site so he can post about anagrams and say how bloody amazing... you can get
HANG STEVE IN GIN....
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Ok.. back on track for Jezzay....
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* Demi.. please leave it alone, unless you have something less confrontational to say.. *
Secateurs were just too sharp this morning...
tis done Kat.
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Guinness... Port.. Baileys 'n' Ice..
and Cold Dry Cider on a hot summer's Day.. or a Pimms and Lemonade over crushed ice..
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Hi dawn..
hope it's not too late to put my name down in the "possibles" team sheet..
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Quote by KitKat
So, purely in the interests of truth, and as a matter of historical accuracy, these liberating English armies, did they they ever find any Weapons of Mass Destruction?

They did find an arsenal of protractors, set squares and rulers....
but these were the weapons of maths instruction.. wink
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Quote by Shelly
lol I just knew u would be the first person to reply to that Steve. What took ya so long eh?

that's because you PM'd me and told me that I better be the first to reply..or else ! wink
Aw Shucks Shelly.. you'll make me blush
redface
too late..
thank you and the feeling's reciprocated.
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Quote by mal609
You were busy painting, I believe!!!
Mal
wink

ah.. an artist are you Dawn?
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Quote by Mark
PS I like your pics
Ditto - Bit unfortunate Mark refering to them in this string though.
Pete, if that's your sister then perhaps I ought to dust off my guitar! ;)
BTW, where is the lady in question? She came, she typed for Britain, she disappeared. Hmmm, again, black marks for bringing it up in this thread, sorry :twisted:
Think she's typing for the US at the moment... wink
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ps thanks Kat..
Quote by Mark
Jeeeeeeezuz Steve! Where the hell?! Just how many posts did you go back on to come up with that from, what, 8 months ago?!

was actually searching for the first post about genuine posters... that was on the first page of posts way back when.. think it comes around every few weeks still.
Quote by Mark
It's still funny though biggrin

it's splendid
Quote by Mark
PS I like your pics ;)

Glad you like them.. we enjoyed taking them.. wink
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Quote by Mark
Ahem smile

(you'll need your speakers up for this one)
Mark biggrin

Trawling through some old posts... thought some of our newer members might enjoy this.
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Quote by bluexxx
Wanders off to do a Google search on sources of protein

No need to go anywhere Blue.. it'll redirect you back here.
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ps.. shyly point to his WWW below and hopes Blue might take a look
Quote by bluexxx
The only time my trick doesn't work is when I am unfortunate to meet someone who gets turned on by stupid faces - is that you Steve_1??? :shock:

wink
Quote by bluexxx
.... what makes facial hair grow quicker????

isn't this the old urban myth that if you shave a hair it grows back thicker.. or if you pluck a hair, 2 grow back in its place...?
best get plucking blue.
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Quote by bluexxx
....send them silly pics of me pulling stupid faces rotflmao . rolleyes

yes please blue...
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Are we voting on the socks issue.. or the colour?
Personally, I have neglected to remove socks in the heat of the moment before, but they weren't white.
I actually wasn't looking anywhere near his feet. lol
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Quote by funkyfish
...Suprisingly, they are not all sex crazed maniacs ready to drop their smalls at the first promise of a quick bunk up!

Mmmm... really? wink or is that just me?
welcome aboard Fish..
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stop digging fun....
Jags is going to jump on you from on high...
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I do have to say that I think the Scottish accent is one of the sexiest you can hear on a woman...
More of it I say....

That ok Jags?
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Quote by andymorecambe
...i cant simply understand howgrown men can turn into spineless jellyfish so quickly lol oh nearly forgot welcome to the forum paul
andrew

if it isn't Cockles it's Jellyfish in Morecambe... wink
welcome aboard Paul...
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of the 5000 or so members.. I am sure that all feel a deep sense of sympathy with the person in question.. words are never enough in these circumstances but we all feel that we want to say something.
I have read the piece over and over and with each reading I feel a little more humble in respect of the 'normal' upbringing I had.
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