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swing_fun_cpl
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
Straight Male, 53
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Well I think it is real. I have been with several women in my time who squirted, and just as when a man cums it can be several squirts, not just one - and they can be very powerful too! I guess the power partly depends on how strong the woman's PC and vaginal muscles are.
You can see how much she squirms right after she has cum, which to me suggests she is not faking.
Russell
Quote by Freckledbird
If the drugs aren't working efficiently, go back to your G.P.

I have a couple of issues with the above,firstly i have some medical training so know that most drugs take time to get in to the system to work as effectivly as they can,also that they can take time to settle in to the system and until that time can cause side effects that will genraly reduce over the first few months.
Im still in that first period and most good gp's wouldnt change meds yet, so i would be wasteing their time and mine requesting such at this stage. That doesnt mean that i have to like it,it means i understand it but also drives me on to find possible other ways to treat this.
My other problem is i hate to take med's long term, now if my life or quality of life depended on it then of course i would be more than happy to walk round sounding like a chinking pill pot smile BUT
As this condition even medicaly is very little studied or understood i feel i would be doing myself a injustice to not try and learn about it (from people that also suffer or know a sufferer) to see if there are other ways to limit the condition to a bareable one without swallowing pills every day.
So far i have been givern a possible treasure trove of information from the swinging community,that i will evaluate and some that i have already started to experiment with.
I wouldnt be me if i didnt try to find a answer to my problems.
These are my opinions and mine alone and i would never ever encourage that anyone walk in my footsteps. Profesional medical advice should always be sought.
Nicky
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Quote by anais
Have you been checked for Hashimoto desease? (sp?) Im sure that some people can have that as well when they do further tests.
I think one of the gals I used to work with had this, made her life a misery at the time. Im not in contact with her anymore though or I woud have asked her about it.
Hope you get some treatment that helps ease it Nicky and lovely to see you posting, not seen you in ages kiss :kiss:

:kiss: Anais
I havent heard of that before so will look it up and bear it mind.
Not been around much as have had loads of personal stuff to deal with plus i dont currently have a broadband connection so am on dial-up.....untill the post office pull finger out of ar*e's and sort it out.
Must catch up soon xxx
And a big thanks to everyone else who has passed on their helpfull hints and tips, its been a great help on a emotional level to know that others who suffer the same can get it under control and learn to live with it in which ever lifestyle they choose. Was begining to think of this condition as a death sentence to my swinging and genral socialising as
A) when in full flare i look like mrs blooby and proberly act like she would.
b) i feel unwell alot of the time or spaced out at the moment.
c)I lost my mojo (which thankfully has been returned to me :twisted: )
d) Was told not to consume alcohol ....At all! Now not drinking isnt a problem to me but not drinking ever whilst i have this condition,which i could have for life :shock: To go out socialy and not have the choice to even have 1 drink (plus im very quiet,shy maybe even a nervous person around folk i dont know or dont know me)to settle me alittle sad
Where as now im feeling alot more up beat and positive, and thats all thanks to you lot :kiss:
Nicky
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The reason i'm asking is i have in the last month or so been formaly diagnosed as having chronic urticaria syndrome. Now im told this is reasonably rare which is why not alot is known about it. Now it wont kill me which is good but its driving me crazey and the meds are spaceing me out and making me feel unwell most of the time but they do seem to limit the symptoms tho not to a bareable level most of the time.
Now ive been told that i could have this for life or it could disappear tommorow,so with that in mind i decided to see if i could find any information on the net.......theres very little out there and hardly any thing at all from people who have/had had/or know someone that has had this syndrome. As info from folk that are close to the syndrome might be able to give me some helpfull tips ect on how they deal and live with it.
Which is why im asking here and also cross posting,as any infor or helpfull tip's would be appreciated.
Thanks,
Nicky
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:beer: drinkies
Happy New Year to all!
May 2008 bring you much joy, challenge, firsts, and of course sex! And may your love for whatever or whoever inspires and pleases you grow ever deeper.
Russell and Nicky
P.S. No I'm not up early in case you're wondering - I haven't made it to bed yet!
:sleeping: dunno :yawn:
If anyone wants to know how the trick is done... (are you SURE you want to know?) The explanation is here:

There are lots of other webpages out there but this is the genuine explanation - I know coz I have seen this video before - except it continued and went on to show EXACTLY how it was done (as described in the link above.)
Personally I'm glad I know the secret, but it does kinda spoil the "WOW" effect of the trick.
blink
Russell
I think I started when I was about 13. I don't remember the first time particularly, but I do remember one time very early on. I was rubbing myself on the sheets, like quite a few guys seem to do when they first start to self-pleasure, and was really getting into it, then I could feel all these shudders going through my body and my PC muscles jerking. I must admit to wondering what the hell was going on at the time, but as I got older I realised that I must've been having a "dry cum" - presumably all the bits weren't quite working yet, so no love-custard available to be fired out of the purple veined custard chucker.
Strange huh?
Russell
1010 grain at vocab level 47 - but that's probably as much coz I am good at working out what words mean from their root parts or similar words as having a good vocab to start with.
Russell
When I was a kid I used to love a jam and cucumber sandwich or two - yummy!
:idea: Right - off to the supermarket to buy some cucumber. smile
Russell
I guess it is a measure of the influence of porn on our sex-lives that quite a few guys like to do it and quite a few girls like it too. As far as I know, cumming on the woman (rather than inside) started out because porn films wanted to show that not only the sex was real but that the man really was having an orgasm. I guess that might be one reason why female squirting films have become more common recently - after all I don't know about you but if I'm watching porn I really want to believe that everyone involved is having a good and sexy time. And what better way to prove it?
I'm not sure why facials in particular are the norm in porn but I suspect, like Lost, that it is a link to domination. It certainly feels very potent and powerful, thinking about the idea of cumming over a woman's face particularly rather than boobs or bum or wherever.
I love having my cum licked off my own body - that feels great!
Russell
LOL - trust me to get the Melancholy one - that sounds about right to me, though I don't believe in any form of astrology.
WEEPING WILLOW (Melancholy)
- beautiful but full of melancholy: No-one has ever called me beautiful that I know of...
- attractive: To some yes but I'm no Orlando Bloom
- very empathetic: That's true
- loves anything beautiful and tasteful: I'm not particularly bothered about appearances
- loves to travel: Quite the opposite in fact
- dreamer: Yes
- restless: True
- capricious: Ha! That is sooo wrong it's funny!
- honest: Very
- can be influenced but is not easy to live with: I've lived on my own for so long I can't say
- demanding: I demand a lot of myself but very little of others
- good intuition: Dunno really but I'd like to think so
- suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner: I love being in love, but suffer sometimes when I'm not - but I have Nicky now so all's good.
Russell
This poem is kind of a weird one I wrote when I was playing around with different styles and themes of poetry. The two verses are a little disjointed from each other, I think, and it is kind of unfinished - but maybe that is just the way it should be?
This is called "Sadness is Seductive"
Blues from the booze, reds I have bled,
Yellow the perils that roam through my head.
Grey is my day, my mind starts to crack;
I don’t find green serene when my thoughts are all black.
Melancholy music moves me
And hauls upon my heavy heart.
Tearful tunes make thoughts turn torpid,
Calm the centre’s cloying clamour,
Draw out darkened depths and drown here.
Is this why I find sadness seductive?
Russell
I am very impressed by some of the poetry in here - what a lot of talented and expressive people! I wish I had looked at this thread earlier. I wanted to contribute something too so I had a look back through some of my old poems. This poem is called "One To One."
Warm
Secure
Appreciated
You make me feel...
Close
Held
Touched
It feels so real!
Wanton
Sexy
Aroused
As longing grows
Wicked
Furtive
Dangerous
From head to toes
Excited
Passionate
Trembling
Imagine it!
Sharing
Straining
Groaning
My perfect fit
Building
Joyous
Tremulous
You feel it too
Overcome
With
Ecstacy
’Twixt me and you
Then...
Warm
Secure
Appreciated
Russell
It amazes me that no-one has mentioned my fave film yet - The Crow. (It was a tragic loss to the film industry when Brandon Lee died - he had so much potential...)
And no-one has mentioned Jackie Chan yet either - I think my favorite film of his is Armour of God 2.
Russell
Apparently the 7 year itch is real and is to do with the biochemistry of love - it is actually 2 three-and-a-half year itchs. Can't remember exact details though - sorry!
Russell
Well done Mr C.
I would like to take this opportunity to present you with your honorary I.T. Technician's certificate - congratulations!
:small-print:
:grin:
Russell
It certainly could be an Ownership (permissions) problem but that is only likely if your machine is either networked or has multiple users on it. But it is worth looking at again if you haven't yet.
I would definitely try reinstalling windows (leaving the current file system intact.) Your old "My Documents" files will still be there - though not under "My Documents" any more. You can find them at
Cbiggrinocuments and Settings<your username>My Documents
This is the easiest next thing to try in my opinion, then if you still can't get them then go down the data recovery route.
Russell
(I.T. Technician)
Assuming we are not already dead when we get to meet the Creator, I'd ask "What is the best way for me to live my life?" If we were dead I'd ask "What is the best way to live my death...?" smile
Unless I was pissed at the time, in which case I'd probably waste my question by asking "Are you REALLY the Creator?"
:silly: :doh:
Russell
Most of the stuff in my boot is work-related since I'm peripatetic...
Set of screwdrivers
Tool kit
Bag of cat-5 network cables
Travel rug
Another bag of network cables
Spare hard drive
Electric tyre pump
Box of software
Russell
I have no plants in my bathroom, but I do have an emergency vibrator - I mean, electric toothbrush...
Russell
Happy Birthday, sorry its late!
Hope you had a great one and the next year is full of joy and laughs, coz you deserve it!
Nicky & Russell
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Its not looking good that we are going to be able to make this at present :cry: so best take us of the list.
Sorry,
Nicky & Russell
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Um, aren't we missing something in this whole discussion... confused:
Sure, the government is doing a crap job over the whole Carbon issue in my opinion, as all of you seem to think too. But ... AT LEAST THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING! In particular, they are helping to raise awareness of the seriousness of this issue and are putting it firmly into the minds of businesses and ordinary people alike - and that is VERY VERY important surely? The only way to reduce our carbon emissions as a country, and as a world, is if everyone is aware how important it is and our culture changes from that of a wasteful, energy-and-materials-inefficient one, to one that is efficient and conserves its resources wherever possible.
That's my opinion anyway.
Russell

Russell
Hmm, I was just wondering if any of the ladies here feel a little left out in this thread. I've seen a few women who could give any man a run for his money when it comes to spurting a long way ... (which is always a lovely sight to see as far as I'm concerned!)
biggrin :twisted:
Russell
wave Anais, you lovely woman you.
It's definitely not just a woman thing to be what I call a "care-giver" - I had a male mate a while back who was exactly the same. He ended up marrying a girl who was very needy because (in my opinion) she seemed like the perfect solution to his need to give and to support. And it worked quite well for a while - but unfortunately fell apart eventually, despite them having a child together, probably because the constant giving just wore him out. It's definitely not easy being a care-giver ... but thank God for all of you, that's what I say.
Russell
It might also be worth seeing if there are any updated drivers for your graphics card, just because it's an easy thing to try. (But I agree it's most likely to be the graphics card slowly dying...)
Russell
I wouldnt say it was selfish cherry, it's the reward after all being a giver is often a double edged sword and can quite often lead us on a rollercoaster ride of emotions so its natures way of ensuring that people continue to care and in some case's can give people a purpose or some direction in life.....a bit like orgasam to ensure people partake in sex and so inevitably some will produce offspring to continue the human race lol
wave Cherry and a kiss to all that want one.
I think some people are born to care/love thats just how we are, its almost like a calling but nothing to do with religon. For some of the people that care/love it can be way of copeing i.e whilst they are "giving" they are not focusing on them self's. They take a back seat and put their energys into others and draw on the satisfaction that they get from helping others to fill a personal void/need. After all it can be far easier to help,love or care for others than it can be to do the same for ourselfs.
Self awarness and reflection often will help us undertand why we do what we do and are the way we are. Others can help us decode our feelings but imho only we have the answers to why we are the way we are.
Not sure if that makes any sense,as it seemed much more understandable in my head redface
Nicky
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