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swing_fun_cpl
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
Straight Male, 53
0 miles · Lincolnshire

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Last night it was legging's, a smock top, jacket and my fuffy dressing gown! (till rubato told me id get too hot in bed so i took it off and fricking froooooze till the sun came up :sad: )
I was also in a double sleeping bag with rubato with another sleeping bag over the top of that in a tent on the beach lol
At home i wear nowt to bed and always have to have one leg out of the quilt, i can sleep with out anything over me in the summer but Rubato like's a summer weight quilt no matter how hot it is.
Multi-room chat :doh: I cant even cope with one lol Gueess i will just have to be a camera perve then :twisted:
Quote by noladreams
Noooo i am not allowed to win ffs!
Right this person like's the camera and purrs like a kitten if you stroke their hair :rascal:

Essex? lol
Yay Nola :thumbup:
Noooo i am not allowed to win ffs!
Right this person like's the camera and purrs like a kitten if you stroke their hair :rascal:
Quote by Dirtygirly
thanks to all who commented so far
we also hope its good , lol
bit different from the norm
time will tell
we welcome any advice , tips or recomendations

Take a map?! :giggle:
And a phrase book! :mrgreen:
And a list?? bolt
Quote by bluexxx
I don't wear underwear, unless I'm going out.
Then I do, in case I get run over
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redface I only wear underware when i go to swinging events/meets or when i go to the doctor's!
I did used to also wear underware when visiting Rubato's (Mr swing_fun_cpl) parents house dunno but 8 years on and i dont bother anymore.
Tonight i am wearing a Boob tube maxi dress, i would normaly be nakid but we have house guests!
We choose swing-fun-cpl because we wanted a name that said we are a swinging fun couple :giggle:...... as some may remember we were not a full "couple" we were a manufactured swinging couple or 2 swingle fuck buddies swinging together back then.
Like others have said we didnt think about our user name in the long term or about it's practcality of use at munchies/social's, but oh my i have been to some realy funny pre-drinkies where user names have been shouted out across the pub....ours aint sooo bad!
Quote by tigersgobounce69
little bit sad that we never went to a Blue's Party. Mostly because we were too nervous and Blue was scary :crazy:well to us she was, but then when we got to know her she is actually a nice person :rose:

Exactly the same for us, i do remember getting a invite to one party but did'nt have the bottle to accept :eeek: banghead
Quote by Rubato_and_Hope

Hello Nola. I appear to have at least one hand free - what would you like me to do with it?

Oooh, I can always do with a neck massage and, y'know, feel free to wander :twisted:
I'm told I do a fair neck massage - hmm, let me see...
(Limbers fingers up...)
I can vouch for his massarging ability's worship
Quote by Darkfire

Off to ivestigate the smoking area :smoke: whilst Rubato goes to the bar :giggle:

kiss wave
and Firelizard! :rose:
get me, gone all nostalgic already!
:inlove: It's all a bit squuuueeee!
:cheers: to absent friends
Off to ivestigate the smoking area :smoke: whilst Rubato goes to the bar :giggle:
Every time i read this thread and see all the old avatars/user names it realy does make me gooooo all :happy:
Hard to believe it's been quite as long as it has since i saw most of you lot. The memories are like it was only months rather than years ago!
Quote by noladreams
Where's the bar???
:cheers::cheers::cheers:
Omg It's been along time since i've seen my arse as my avatar :giggle:

And a fine arse it is too!
As for the bar, I could rather go for a glass of wine but alas I am still technically working.*
*(and perving on here. I multi-task.)
Well it WAS a nice arse, might have to dust the camera off to see if it still look's like that redface as SH seem to think i now apparently have chair sores rotflmao
wave to all!
*One glass whilst working is ok .....just driving is a nono! :smoke:
Where's the bar???
:cheers::cheers::cheers:
Omg It's been along time since i've seen my arse as my avatar :giggle:
I cant put anything that hasnt been said much better by others.
Neil was one in a million, whenever i saw him at a munch he always had a big wide grin .....which always helped put me at ease.
He will be forever remembered fondly by everyone who was lucky enough to have crossed his path.
Gem you and neils family are in our thoughts and prayers, sending you strength and much love xx
One of my favorite compliments received after sex was "You are my Mr Incredible."
Mind you, maybe I should watch the film The Incredibles - perhaps she was saying I was an overweight, over-the-hill, muscle-bound moron who should be sued into retirement!
:evil2:
Russell
What do I like with my chips? A BJ of course! lol
Or ketchup (and there's ONLY 1 REAL tomato ketchup...)
I'm with Dawnie! (I wish!) :twisted:
Russell
I am rather worried about the way this government, and many other governments in the First World, are trying to get more and more control over their citizens. In my opinion, government should exist for the people, not the people for the government! And this whole DNA national database things just smacks soooo badly of the government wanting more control over ordinary citizens.
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And let's face it - even if this government only uses the info for positive gains for us all, there is no guarantee that the next government will, or the one after that. Once the info is out there, it can't be taken back, since the average citizen will have very little (or even no) control over their own personal info any more.
:borg:
Not to mention the current government's track record with keeping personal info private... I'm not just talking about data loss (like the CSA CDs going missing and other similar incidents that we have all heard about recently.) But also the government shares much personal data between departments, and plans to do so even more, as well as allowing access to it by some private companies (for a fee of course!)
mad
Anyway I could literally go on for hours about this subject, but it is probably better if I just say this: If you are at all worried about this kind of thing, have a look at and support the NO2ID organisation, which is a very large, very well informed and very active pressure group with loads of useful info.

Russell
Probably because "repost" is not a word you actually read very often so it is not programmed into your mind the way the other words are.
Russell
P.S. Yes I could read it - at normal reading speed too (except for the word repost lol!) smile
"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
With a bucket and a spade and a hand grenade..."
<BOOM!>
Russell
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I am in love
And my girl loves me too.
It is really quite sweet,
Coz I love her so much.
And the best thing about her
Is the way she doth touch.
For her fingers caress
And her lips are so sweet.
If she had a nice profile
I'm sure we would meet.
But I've already met her -
She's a diamond you see
And her love is a force
That has set my heart free.
I will love her forever
At least so I pray
Coz she makes my life complete
And we grow every day!
I love you my baby... Mrs Swing rocks!
Russell
Mrs Bonedigger's red,
Coz her posts are blue.
But if I saw her arse
I would give it a screw.
redface
Russell
Quote by winchwench
Well I think it is real. I have been with several women in my time who squirted, and just as when a man cums it can be several squirts, not just one - and they can be very powerful too! I guess the power partly depends on how strong the woman's PC and vaginal muscles are.
You can see how much she squirms right after she has cum, which to me suggests she is not faking.

Russell

You have a lot to learn! :giggle:
redface That will be my fault as after watching one of our porn vids we made awhile ago ...ahem that's how i kinda look when i cum,and cum and cum some more. Not exactly the same tho,coz i had diffrent facial expressions and more curves ect ect lol
Right back to the question.... Firstly i think the hand placed on her pelvis could be to pull it back and keep it taught for good video angle??? Secondly ive had orgasams like that ( as i found out earlier when looking at some home brewd porn surprised ) tho i have never ever squirted that far..ever!
So is it real or isnt it, i think its fake and my reasons for thinking so are if she was capable of squirting that amount of fluid surely it would be provable...as the resepticle for such a large amount in the body would have to show up on a ultra sound? wouldnt it? But it wasnt ( as ive googled like a good girl and found zilch) so there fore must be fake :lol:
cool
Nicky
xxxxx