I have to admit for me it can only be red sauce..
Christmas breakfast was a double decker bacon and egg sarnie with Heniz red sauce...
YUM YUMMIE YUM YUM
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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
Bisexual Female, 60
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OMG
Most def a swinger lol lol lol
well you never know could be a member on here
Most def a swinger lol lol lol
well you never know could be a member on here
Master of Sex
Quote by scorpiolady1
from what ive read in this discussion and yes i do have an opinion but im not goin to say it....cop out maybe... but your will never agree on this subject and it will just go on and on
Well i must agree with scrops on this one. This issue will never be sorted, just when you think you have got an agreement on this issuse, someone else throws another spanner into the mix, and up goes the fire again.
So why don't we all just have fun with who we want to
amd for god's sake leave the race issuse out of it, and look at the person underneath and not on the surface alone.
Master of Sex
What is on the menu on my gaffe is roast chicken with some mash and peas with gravey
Master of Sex
when you have limescale in the elecric kettle.
What you can use to get rid of the limescale is citric acid..
Just cover the limescale with water add the acid and boil.
And hay presto you have a lovely limescale free kettle...
But word of warning tell your partner that the kettle needs to be rinsed out before being used ( partner had put the citric acid in the kettle and partner forgot to tell me when i made a drink).
Made her a drink with the citric acid water in the kettle.
Looked like partner sucked on a very acidic lemon..
:evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
What you can use to get rid of the limescale is citric acid..
Just cover the limescale with water add the acid and boil.
And hay presto you have a lovely limescale free kettle...
But word of warning tell your partner that the kettle needs to be rinsed out before being used ( partner had put the citric acid in the kettle and partner forgot to tell me when i made a drink).
Made her a drink with the citric acid water in the kettle.
Looked like partner sucked on a very acidic lemon..
:evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
Master of Sex
The variable noun springs to mind:
I am a patriot,
You are a freedom fighter,
He is a terrorist.
It all depends on your point of view - which end of the howitzer you're on.
I am a patriot,
You are a freedom fighter,
He is a terrorist.
It all depends on your point of view - which end of the howitzer you're on.
Master of Sex
I wanted to be a copper until I saw what a bunch of football hoolgans did with 200 seats. I didn't fancy offering myself up for target practice.
Now the PCs have to be far too PC. :giggle:
Now the PCs have to be far too PC. :giggle:
Master of Sex
Quote by redpantherman
AVIVA !!!
WOW A really catchy name for a well established company NOT!!! (well someone got paid a lot of money for coming up with the name that sounds like a character from the film Lock, Stock amd Two Smoking Barrels}.
Hmmmm... Sounds more like Arriva, one of the largest transport services organisations in Europe... blah blah blah...
Yeah maybe one of the largest transport companies in Europe,but i know they have a worse rep that network rail
:D:D:D:D:D:D i know
Master of Sex
AVIVA !!!
WOW A really catchy name for a well established company NOT!!! (well someone got paid a lot of money for coming up with the name that sounds like a character from the film Lock, Stock amd Two Smoking Barrels}.
Well if that person is still working at Norwich Union.
The question i have is WHY ?.
WOW A really catchy name for a well established company NOT!!! (well someone got paid a lot of money for coming up with the name that sounds like a character from the film Lock, Stock amd Two Smoking Barrels}.
Well if that person is still working at Norwich Union.
The question i have is WHY ?.
Master of Sex
Am just scouting around the web for a new mattress
When i was reading the care instructions for the mnatrees,
And one of the instructions was DO NOT TUMBLE DRY..
So if anyone one out there can please tell me how the hell do i tumble dry a doulbe matress.
I will be happy to know.
And if you know off any other silly intructions please add to this thread,
Lets see how silly we can get ...
When i was reading the care instructions for the mnatrees,
And one of the instructions was DO NOT TUMBLE DRY..
So if anyone one out there can please tell me how the hell do i tumble dry a doulbe matress.
I will be happy to know.
And if you know off any other silly intructions please add to this thread,
Lets see how silly we can get ...
Master of Sex
This is gonna sound cruel.
May i ask one important question?.
Why are we worring about Maddie McCann..when there are loads and loads of other missing people out there.
And i know what i am about to say will cause a few raised eyebrows.
I strongly believe that some sort of charges shouldhave been brought against the parents,
if they hadn't left maddie alone she wouldnt have gone missing,
And she would have been here to enjoy christmas.
May i ask one important question?.
Why are we worring about Maddie McCann..when there are loads and loads of other missing people out there.
And i know what i am about to say will cause a few raised eyebrows.
I strongly believe that some sort of charges shouldhave been brought against the parents,
if they hadn't left maddie alone she wouldnt have gone missing,
And she would have been here to enjoy christmas.
Master of Sex
A yorkshire pot is gonna be the centrer piece of the dinner table in our house this christmas.
The Yorkshire Pot consist of
Duck with a Chicken and a pheasant and a partridge (they are inside each other with the duck being the outer most bird).
And the partridge is tuffed with a vension stuffing.
So there is our christmas dinner centre piece.
merry christmas and happy new year
The Yorkshire Pot consist of
Duck with a Chicken and a pheasant and a partridge (they are inside each other with the duck being the outer most bird).
And the partridge is tuffed with a vension stuffing.
So there is our christmas dinner centre piece.
merry christmas and happy new year
Master of Sex
Quote by Lucyandmike7
Well our local club has gone down hill a prices are still the same, but some of there hygeine level has dropped.
In some of the room there were used condom just dropped on the floor and it seemed like non of the staff memebers didn't seem to care when we informed them about the condoms.
But apart from that the club itself is a nice relaxed place to go.
We have never been to a club, Mike is trying to steer us in that direction though.
After reading that used condoms were on the floor, oh dear!! His steering, however good, might not get me there now!
Seriously, what are they all about?
Good, bad?? Both??
I have been told that I am a prissy missy, so would I be freaked out by what goes on in them???
Lucys post.
The first time i went to a club i was very nervous ,the club i went to with my now partner.
when i went into the club i found myself surprise at the atomsphere was very relaxed,so come the end of the night i had a great time.
So i know thw condoms on the floor was a bit of putting but do not let tha stop you going.
If you do go to a club go with an open mind with no if you do go to the club you are in total control,the rule is no means no.
And im sure you will have a good time and most def want to go let hubby steer you to a club and have a good time.
oh yeah happy christmas and happy new year....
Master of Sex
Well our local club has gone down hill a prices are still the same, but some of there hygeine level has dropped.
In some of the room there were used condom just dropped on the floor and it seemed like non of the staff memebers didn't seem to care when we informed them about the condoms.
But apart from that the club itself is a nice relaxed place to go.
In some of the room there were used condom just dropped on the floor and it seemed like non of the staff memebers didn't seem to care when we informed them about the condoms.
But apart from that the club itself is a nice relaxed place to go.
Master of Sex
Respect to me
in a short statement
Respect means a lot and goes a long way
in a short statement
Respect means a lot and goes a long way
Master of Sex
One of the best christmas film is a Christmas Carol starring Patrick Stewart
Master of Sex
Pogues- 'Fairly Tale of New York' without a doubt hands down
Without a doubt the best christmas song ever.....
Without a doubt the best christmas song ever.....
Master of Sex
Foxylady2209
Michelle Phiffier
Teresea May (page 3 model)
Beyonce Knowles
Michelle Phiffier
Teresea May (page 3 model)
Beyonce Knowles
Master of Sex
Today's entery
1: great night away in Malton North Yorkshire
2: picked up christmas dinner (a yorkshire pot)
3: ten pin bowling
and not doing that well at the ten pin bowling
1: great night away in Malton North Yorkshire
2: picked up christmas dinner (a yorkshire pot)
3: ten pin bowling
and not doing that well at the ten pin bowling
Master of Sex
This is gonna sound strange..
I dont normally have problem staying warm..im normally in boxers and tee shirt.
Have been said i am a human hot water bottle:D:D:D
I dont normally have problem staying warm..im normally in boxers and tee shirt.
Have been said i am a human hot water bottle
:D:D:D Master of Sex
Well i know it is three thing today that made you happy,for the diary entery..
I can only think of two things that made me happy today..
That was finishing work early and knowing one day nearer too two weeks off work:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
and this coming weekend a night away with someone special
And there is my entry in the happiness diary today
I can only think of two things that made me happy today..
That was finishing work early and knowing one day nearer too two weeks off work
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:Dand this coming weekend a night away with someone special
And there is my entry in the happiness diary today
Master of Sex
well according to the poll charging £50 for rent is Mr evil..
So i think i would be worst than Mr for chraging my kids (if i had any).
I would work out what they earned or got over the month and then a third of that would be there rent.
And if they didnt like that figure they argued .i'd raise the price and then i am sure they would see my point of view and agree the figure i charge them for rent.
So i think i would be worst than Mr for chraging my kids (if i had any).
I would work out what they earned or got over the month and then a third of that would be there rent.
And if they didnt like that figure they argued .i'd raise the price and then i am sure they would see my point of view and agree the figure i charge them for rent.
Master of Sex
ok here i go 3 thing to make me happy today
no work
the wife making me a cup of coffee to help me wake up
and the nice bottle of red in the kitchen waiting to be drunk
no work
the wife making me a cup of coffee to help me wake up
and the nice bottle of red in the kitchen waiting to be drunk
Master of Sex
Well im not a parent,but i know that there is no way i'd allow my 14 year old child to have sex in the family home (and if i found out my child was having sex outside of the person who was having sex with my young have problems walking again for about 6 months).
yeah it isn't an idea world and yes there is going on all the time,but when a parent allows the young child to have sex in the family home,i think that parent should go back to school and taught how to be a parent.
and as for the other person involved in the act of having sex with an underage person,I think cane come to mind (otherwise know as a serve caning).
yeah it isn't an idea world and yes there is going on all the time,but when a parent allows the young child to have sex in the family home,i think that parent should go back to school and taught how to be a parent.
and as for the other person involved in the act of having sex with an underage person,I think cane come to mind (otherwise know as a serve caning).
Master of Sex
For all of the peolpe who have given up there lives ,for the freedom we hold dear.
Pray :we never forget them
Pray :we never forget them
Master of Sex
Well the first time i got seriously drunk was at a mates birthday at his house,,
A fair number of his family was there,come the end of the night,i was in the process of doing drunk stagger home as i only lived a 2 miles away,
but in the process of me walking out the door ,i was stop and told to crash in the living room which i duely did.
The schock was the following morning when i woke up to find his anut somehow with my arms wrapped around her,and my mates staring at me pissing himself laughing very quietly ,not wanting to wake his anut's hubbie who was sleeping across the room on the seatee(hence the quiet laughing ,if he'd have woke up and found me where i was and how i would'nt be writing this now)..
I somehow got up only to find my jeans weren't done up,and my mate being my mate had an evil grin on his as you do you try to denine any thing happened but of course you can't.
And that is the first of many times i got drunk for my sins :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
A fair number of his family was there,come the end of the night,i was in the process of doing drunk stagger home as i only lived a 2 miles away,
but in the process of me walking out the door ,i was stop and told to crash in the living room which i duely did.
The schock was the following morning when i woke up to find his anut somehow with my arms wrapped around her,and my mates staring at me pissing himself laughing very quietly ,not wanting to wake his anut's hubbie who was sleeping across the room on the seatee(hence the quiet laughing ,if he'd have woke up and found me where i was and how i would'nt be writing this now)..
I somehow got up only to find my jeans weren't done up,and my mate being my mate had an evil grin on his as you do you try to denine any thing happened but of course you can't.
And that is the first of many times i got drunk for my sins :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
