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tonmar01
Over 90 days ago
Gay Male, 56
Gay Male, 56
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Sexlightened
Ok from a gay mans point of view, whenever I meet other gay friends, it's always a peck on the cheek to say hello. But I would never even think about kissing a str8 bloke on the cheek, to say hello and have never had a str8 bloke offer to kiss when meeting.
For me kissing a str8 friend, even thou they know I am gay, I feel would make them uncomfortable as they are str8 and *str8 men don't kiss other men*............
*Maybe I should start kissing more str8 men and see where it leads me *
*heads off to find the mistletoe*
M&T xx
For me kissing a str8 friend, even thou they know I am gay, I feel would make them uncomfortable as they are str8 and *str8 men don't kiss other men*............
*Maybe I should start kissing more str8 men and see where it leads me *
*heads off to find the mistletoe*
M&T xx
Sexlightened
Am using AOL here with no problems.
Have always been with them (approx 10 years now) and never had any problems at all.
Yet just about everyone that we chat to, who uses AOL or has used it has said how bad they have found it..........................no probs here at all!!!
xx
Have always been with them (approx 10 years now) and never had any problems at all.
Yet just about everyone that we chat to, who uses AOL or has used it has said how bad they have found it..........................no probs here at all!!!
xx
Sexlightened
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I know where there is an uncensored widger displayed on the forum. :shock::rotflmao: :rotflmao:
A widger? Isn't that what they make beer in cans frothy with?
Or do you mean a tail? Is it in the thighs thread perchance?
No thats a 'Widget'
xx
No, that's one of those grub things they made them eat in the jungle
Nope, thats a widgety grub
xx
Sexlightened
Quote by Freckledbird
I know where there is an uncensored widger displayed on the forum. :shock:
A widger? Isn't that what they make beer in cans frothy with?
Or do you mean a tail? Is it in the thighs thread perchance?
No thats a 'Widget'
Its also a cartoon character, and also the name my two neices call my partner, Uncle Widget, as they look the same apparently??
(have got a pic but cant work out how to insert it in here)xx
Sexlightened
October 1990. Being a rebel and taking a day off sick from work to go out for a drink with my m8 Steve, who wanted to introduce me to his new bf, Tony. Me and Tony just clicked and hit it off straight away.
December the 21st Tony finally said he loved me and was dumping Steve.
So just a chance meeting and being introduced to someone when I wasnt looking for love or anything, quite happy enjoying myself being single.
So 16 yrs on still very much in love and wouldn't change him for the world.
xx
December the 21st Tony finally said he loved me and was dumping Steve.
So just a chance meeting and being introduced to someone when I wasnt looking for love or anything, quite happy enjoying myself being single.
So 16 yrs on still very much in love and wouldn't change him for the world.
xx
Sexlightened
One habit which I just cannot get out of doing every day............ 
First thing in the morning, it's the first thing that I just have to do, there's no way round it.....
I cannot get on with my day until this task has been completed.....................
I also have to do it when getting in and out of the bath................................. :shock:
It's also the very last thing that I just have to do before getting into bed................................... :sleeping:
I just have to put on/take off my artificial leg........................................................................otherwise I fall over!!!!!!!!
:grin: :grin: :rotflmao: :grin: :rotflmao:
M xx
First thing in the morning, it's the first thing that I just have to do, there's no way round it.....
I cannot get on with my day until this task has been completed.....................
I also have to do it when getting in and out of the bath................................. :shock:
It's also the very last thing that I just have to do before getting into bed................................... :sleeping:
I just have to put on/take off my artificial leg........................................................................otherwise I fall over!!!!!!!!
:grin:
:grin: :rotflmao: :grin: :rotflmao: M xx
Sexlightened
The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and smacked his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed.
"Write that down, Mary," said Joseph "It's better than Derek.
:giggle:
M xx
"Write that down, Mary," said Joseph "It's better than Derek.
:giggle:
M xx
Sexlightened
Mind you someone in the next street has the outside of his house decorated all year. He only put the lights on round christmas, but he has so much, santa's and various festive nik naks, it would prob take him all year to take them down.
But it does look good when all lit up.
M xx
But it does look good when all lit up.
M xx
Sexlightened
Hi everyone,
There is a house a few streets away from where we live that already has the christmas tree and decorations up.............a tad early me thinks!!!
We put ours up on 21st December as that's our anniversary :inlove:
Actually a very special anniversary this years as it will be 16 years together and 1 year married.
We just have the tree and a few lights in the bay window, maybe some tinsel round the fireplace and pictures, don't go overboard with them all. Then normally take them down between christmas and NY.
So was just curious as to when you put up you decorations and how long you have them up for??
M xx
There is a house a few streets away from where we live that already has the christmas tree and decorations up.............a tad early me thinks!!!
We put ours up on 21st December as that's our anniversary :inlove:
Actually a very special anniversary this years as it will be 16 years together and 1 year married.
We just have the tree and a few lights in the bay window, maybe some tinsel round the fireplace and pictures, don't go overboard with them all. Then normally take them down between christmas and NY.
So was just curious as to when you put up you decorations and how long you have them up for??
M xx
Sexlightened
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver, your body tenses but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinkin' ?
Sorry Guys, I just had to post it.
M xx
He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver, your body tenses but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinkin' ?
Sorry Guys, I just had to post it.
M xx
Sexlightened
Neices B'day Nov 28th
Nan's B'day Dec 1st
Best M8's B'day Dec 7th
Dad's B'day Dec 16th
My Wedding Anniversary Dec 21st
Sister's B'day Dec 26th
Sis-in-Law's Wedding Anniversary Dec 28th
Mum & Dad's Wedding Anniversary Dec 30th
AND Christmas in the middle of it all...............Haven't I got enough to be getting on with???
:doh:
Nan's B'day Dec 1st
Best M8's B'day Dec 7th
Dad's B'day Dec 16th
My Wedding Anniversary Dec 21st
Sister's B'day Dec 26th
Sis-in-Law's Wedding Anniversary Dec 28th
Mum & Dad's Wedding Anniversary Dec 30th
AND Christmas in the middle of it all...............Haven't I got enough to be getting on with???
:doh:
Sexlightened
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Your last name stays the same. The garage is yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just a snack. You can’t get pregnant. You can wear a white t shirt to water parks. Car mechanics tell you the truth, the world is your urinal, and don’t have to drive to another petrol station cos the loo was icky, same work more pay, wrinkles add character. Wedding dresses cost £4000, your tux from rent a suit hire £100 people look at you not your chest when chatting , belching is a manly thing .new shoes don’t cause blisters. Phone calls take 30 secs; 5 day hols require only one suitcase. Your underwear is £10 for a three pack, 3 pairs of shoes is too many. Your hairstyle lasts for year’s even decades and you only have to shave your face and neck.
Your belly hides your big hips, you can wear shorts no matter how bad your legs look, you can bite your nails and they still look okay. You can grow a moustache
You can go xmas shopping on 24th dec and finish in 25 minutes no matter how many relatives you shop for.
:P
I've changed my surname twice now, Once by deed poll so that it was the same as my Mother's and Step-Fathers. Presented the deed poll to my Mother on Mothers day. :notes:
And also changed my surname last year when I got married, so me and my partner both have the same surname, we just joined the two surnames together and gone double-barrelled. :inlove:
Mark & Tony F-P
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