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treasurechest
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65
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Quote by Debbiewebs
I mean what turns you on about us..
I am in my 40s ......oo yes I am broad minded .....should no by now all the ins and outs of sex ........
But have you every considered that now......... some of the positions you would like us into .....we cannot do it !!....
Forget about sitting on top........... no thank you I am afraid that I would get stuck. and have imaginings of me being rushed in to hospital to be prised apart! :eeek:
Deep throat oral!..........bugger off mate........... might give me lock jaw .......
Taking me from behind............ ok but where’s the cushion for me arthritic knees! Bloody painfuluch:
Do not what ever you do.................. look to closely up are noise........ we have hair that grows like triffeds ..........so be careful they do not jump out and get ya! :scared:
Piles!!............ o yes the piles.......... well have you ever smelt that stuff............. they call Anisole phew!!.. ......... so don’t get to close down there mate unless you don’t have a good sense of smell
And please .........do not pull to hard on are hair ..........as you might end up with a hand full.. or a wig!
And watch out for the false nails eeekkkkkkkkkkk .......... have to have them!.........after years of washing up are nails just have disintegrated ......
.and never ask us to give you anal by hand .............if you do please make sure you ask us to remove false nails first or you could find one up ya bum
And if you think you would like to give us a massager please be care full ...............and make sure you use a lot of oil....... as are skin is a little thinner now days....... and would like some skin left on please!
OOOO and the teeth!!....how could I....... nearly forget about the teeth... :doh: .......... well just don’t stick ya tongue in to much and riddle it around............. or you could end up with a veneer stuck to the end of it!....and we will sue you ...........has they cost us a fortune!
O and don’t think with have more money... . we spend it all on cosmetics hiding all the things we don’t want you to see!
You think we have more time.............. yove got to be joking............. to busy applying are make up!...and going to beauty parlours with cross fingers that they might make us look 20 years younger!
So you still like older women?
Debs not doing her self any justice here..Me and my big mouth!
:doh:
DEbs goes off line to order some more pellet knives!
see you later!....what your not intetereasted any more! :dunno: :D
Oh please it sint anywhere near that bad being in ones 40's
Theres lots of good things
kids are grown up and ive got loads more time not worrying about childcare
works under control not worrying about career
my body may not be perfect but I dont care
Ive a lot more confidence and dont care if I scream so loud the hotel receptionist hears
In fact I much prefer being 40 something!!
As for younger and older men, the under 35's may have more enaergy and a better body but the over 35's are more likely to show up!!!!
Elizabeth 1 (was she really a virgin?)
Mary Anne Clark (all the gossip about all the kigs, princeses and society member she had had)
Caligula (did he really marry his horse)
Cassonova for obvious reasons
And finaly but not least, again for obvious reasons, the Marquis De Sade
Just thought wouldnt it be great to get those lot together at a diner party?
Mary Anne Clark (all the gossip about all the kigs, princeses and society member she had had)
Caligula (did he really marry his horse)
Cassonova for obvious reasons
And finaly but not least, again for obvious reasons, the Marquis De Sade
Just thought wouldnt it be great to get those lot together at a diner party?
If she didnt do that full stop , I could understand, she would be saying " I cant do that at any cost its just to repugnant". Then I would say that if ucared about her and respected her enough you would understand how she feels and not push the issue
However her remark about only doing it on Birthdays and Christmas put a totally different light on the issue and make me susspect that she is going to use cock sucking as a control/reward technique!!! If your a good boy you will occassionally get your self sucked , if not you have no chance!!! Must admit if i was you i would be worried!!
However her remark about only doing it on Birthdays and Christmas put a totally different light on the issue and make me susspect that she is going to use cock sucking as a control/reward technique!!! If your a good boy you will occassionally get your self sucked , if not you have no chance!!! Must admit if i was you i would be worried!!
I dont think this woman is using her figure and insecurities as an excuse, I think she is being honest with you. Ok she is married, but it is still a big step to go naked with someone else.
Why dont you suggest to her that she wares a basque or similar to meet you in, something that will help her keep her bits in place, and then assure her that you wont pressurise her to take of anything that she isnt comfortable removing?
That should help her feel better about herself
Why dont you suggest to her that she wares a basque or similar to meet you in, something that will help her keep her bits in place, and then assure her that you wont pressurise her to take of anything that she isnt comfortable removing?
That should help her feel better about herself
