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treasurechest
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65

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Quote by teppic
you have missed 1 out on the poll......and that is>>> she can crush a cock with a simple squeeze... :twisted:

Im even better than that i can crush a cock with one simple look, no fanny necessary!!!! lol
Seriously how the hell does anyone know the size of their own fanny?
Ive never had any complaints and even some remarks on how tight it is, but how does one really know?
Quote by Alexandra
Hey - I still have some 78s!!!!
(that is no joke btw)

I have two 38's. 78's are a real achievement though - stands back in awe!!
Whatever you do, dont have your hair cut!!!!
Long hair on men, is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
id shag you!!
H/b and I are going over to Dublin in a couple of weeks and I just wondered if there were any couple or single blokes over there who would like to meet up for a drink and maybe more?
He is in his fifties and I am over 40 so people over 35 only please
I would prefer to talk frist on here, so if you dont like sending email that please dont reply
Please not that h/b dosnt usually swing and that I am straight
For more details please pm me
Quote by MikeNorth
well i wondered where Butters has gone...all I know was she was from Nuneaton way...and other one I miss and haven't seen for a long time is Juliet from Sheffield.....both used to post on Well Meet Again thread in dogging........come back girls we miss you..well i do anyway !!!

Also, there must be a huge cloud that's settled over Sussex, and blotted out internet connections, not only for Venus n Mars, but for Maia, Little meee, and Brighton geezer.
Mike.
Someone mention Brighton Geezer? he was/is gorgeous!!!! sigh
Quote by freckledbird
Not sure if this is in the right place but how about all those who registered but have never posted.

How could anyone be missing them then? It was for people to say who (from previously regular posters) they missed, because they haven't posted for a while.
Have you never heard of "missing what you never had"?
At the risk of causing a Sat night All in Halobolu (or however you spell it - and i am sure someone will tell me)
I rather think that if your wife is happy as she says she is, you are putting her under unecessary pressure by trying to "redeam" her!!
Believe me there are pleanty of wome out thtere who will be only to happy to satisfy both you and her. She dosnt have to know, result she i shappy you are happy , everyone is happy
Stop worrying and make everyone happy
Life is short, anyone of us can drop down dead at any moment , do you really want to go to your death without haivng enjoyed yourself?
Whilst you may not have used quadratic equations directly it should have helped you develop powers of logical thought which you will have used everyday
Not all education is imediately evident
wot is wrong with his closing line,
"thaks for reading Paul ?
Actually I can assure all this guy is a sweetie and if U had been free this w/e he wouldnt have been posting here!!
I have once met a guy who was 64 from this site and he was sexy as hell, still is , i think!!
Quote by pepps
Hi there we are free n happy for sat night (24th) sept if you are a couple (man n woman) and fancy a meet n greet, n maybe more with a sexy fun couple then pm me please. I(pepps) are 5ft10, size 20 long brown hair, 36ff and bi. Hubby is menace he is 6ft1, trimmed beard n tache (modern not a santa lookalike lol) wink he is straight, good strong build with a thick manhood. hope to chat soon love peppsxxxxxxx

Hi
This one of those, i dont think we can make it but, replies!!!!
so if your still reading,, and i will understand if your not, i just wondered what you had in mind?
now the other problem is my h/b dosnt swing,(though he would if we met the right people) so even if we did manage it i doubt anthing would happenafter saying that h/b is a good laugh and we do like to enjoy ourselves, but again i will understand if you have had better offers
good luck anyway
suzzy
Suzzy
Always use an oil for shaving and a clean /new blade with a moisturising strip
cover in vit E or Aloe vera gel afterwards
Quote by dambuster

dambuster, happen he wud get off his ass and do his own cleaning and cooking ?

That's just typical ! !
Get into a discussion, then reduce it to threats, intimidation and insults.
Just like a bluddy woman ! !
A bloke ???? Cleaning andcooking ??? For himself ????
No I can assure you that there are men who are capable of these tasks, admitedly they do tend to be the more intelligent ones
You're taking the piss aren't you ????
Quote by rogerthedragon
To live up to the high standards, alegeldy , expected of anyong who has any involvement with this site (even third party) your friend needs to, uncerimoniously, dump the one hes with and then hes free shag the old flame senseless !!

Don't forget the other option of seeing a prostitute instead - because that is so much more ethical. rolleyes
Which raises the question, if prostitution is ethical (and i for one would not say it wasnt) why arnt they allowed to advertise on the site?
Quote by welshBIcouple
To live up to the high standards, alegeldy , expected of anyong who has any involvement with this site (even third party) your friend needs to, uncerimoniously, dump the one hes with and then hes free shag the old flame senseless !!

can't find a picture of a cat with its claws scratching, so just going to say meow !!
think she is having a pop over the way pleasureseeker was "accosted"
:shock: :doh: :eeek:
I think the word assulted would be more apropriate
dambuster, happen he wud get off his ass and do his own cleaning and cooking ?
Quote by Blake45
Hello all, Im very new on here and have been having a look around the site. I am married with kids and ...well I like what I see! however I have a wife who most certainly wouldnt like what Im seeing. Ive been faithfully married for 19 years but getting pretty peed off by my wifes decreasing interest in sex (queue up those with the "have you tried....etc" ...yes I have and some maybe my fault but I am not taking the blame, I am prepared to try different thingswithin our marriage but my wife most certainly is not) hence the dear deadrie post. Is there abyone else who has been or is in a similar situation? if so do you, or anyone have any advice before I wank myself stupid? this post will look like I havent got a clue what I want...well havent but quite open minded. have a dig if you feel like it but this is how it is.

Dear Seeker, I have been the victim of raising this challenge before and know what it feels to be on the receiving end - sure people should express how they feel but my gripe is that it should be done in a non judgemental and less critical manner so that open discussion takes place. FB was outrageous in stating ....either go to a prostitute or go to relate... life is not black and white sometimes there are many shades of grey..... People in sexually fulfilling relationships are very fortunate but in the wider population sadly I guess most people are not. As a few posts have said there is a lot of hypocrisy about .... cheating happens but most people wont admit it.... many wont comment because they are doing it and dont want to de identified.... if you can avoid cheating by all means that would be best ..... but I am not here to judge anyone's morals and would prefer it if more people were the same. Blake
Blake is right, there is much hypocrisy spouted here. Many , many "swingers" are seeing married people but refuse to stand up and be counted
Ive sat back and watched this thread over the weekend and it seems to be the same old faces, putting themselves forward as the moral majority when in fact for this site to prosper, they have to be in the minority. Look through the mes seeking females and the females seeking males and it is very obvious that the majority of users are married and screwing around
Personaly, and i know i will be hated bu some for this, I am seeing at least one married man behind his wifes back. He tell s me its HELPED their marrieage, taken the pressure off his wife who is no longer interested in sex and allowed them to go back to enjoying each others company. For my part I am sure his wife knows, he certainly goes home far more relaxed than before we met. Perhaps she chooses not to know though.
Im not saying that fucking someone else is the answer to every couples problem but it can help and those who have never been in a relationship were one partner has a much higher sex drive than the other really dont have the experience to comment, so pehpas they shouldnt?
To live up to the high standards, alegeldy , expected of anyong who has any involvement with this site (even third party) your friend needs to, uncerimoniously, dump the one hes with and then hes free shag the old flame senseless !!
Visit a prostitute !!! I cant beleive any one would give that advice to someone who is clearly trying to find some sort of answers.
Yes visit a prosittute by all means but get ready for the impending divorce and never seeing your kids again!!
A more sensible solution might be to find someone in similar circumstances and keep quiet about the whole thing
I have always found that as a single female it is best not to advertise, I just go shoping on the Men seeking women pages, this saves a lot of time and means I get more choice. If I do advertise the response is overwelming and usual most of the respondees just havnt bothered reading the ad properly!!
However, as a couple who are currently looking for something very specific we have advertised, strange though the response has been mainly from people who dont fit our criteria - so not much difference there!!
Quote by sexyann57
when we first joined s/h we were chatting to a guy who asked for a pic ,we obliged , then he replied sorry you,re too big :shock: i,m glad i did,nt let this idiot put me off as we,ve had lots of fun since lol cool , but at the end of the day you can be more diplomatic ie ; sorry you,re not what i,m looking for etc ! But i must admit i did feel a bit insecure for a few days redface

Personally , in those circumstances I would rather here "sorry your too big " than any other mumbo jumbo that says nothing. Not everyone is into bigger women , that is a fact of life and there choice. I hate the ambiguity of "not what I'm looking for"
Yes but he meant FAT which i took as a personal insult and when you,re new to a thing it,s a bit overwelming especially when you,ve not a lot of confidence anyway confused surprisedops:
Why care what he meant? What is fat to him might not be fat to others. But i know what you mean by being overwellming when your new
Quote by sexyann57
when we first joined s/h we were chatting to a guy who asked for a pic ,we obliged , then he replied sorry you,re too big :shock: i,m glad i did,nt let this idiot put me off as we,ve had lots of fun since lol cool , but at the end of the day you can be more diplomatic ie ; sorry you,re not what i,m looking for etc ! But i must admit i did feel a bit insecure for a few days redface

Personally , in those circumstances I would rather here "sorry your too big " than any other mumbo jumbo that says nothing. Not everyone is into bigger women , that is a fact of life and there choice. I hate the ambiguity of "not what I'm looking for"
Quote by EnglishChris99
Actually, being a lady, I could go for this idea, its novel and inovative. Afraid im already tied up this weekend though!!

I agree... I think the concept of a tent is quite adventurous.... Live outside the comfort zone, stop having sex in and around the travelodge!
Yes Travel lodges do get rather boring after a while, they are safe and secure. Personally Im not into dogging, bit too unconfortable for me, but yes the more I think about it the more a tent appeals, to this lady!!
Quote by Ice Pie
Please tel me why people should not be finacial recompensed for the time and the trouble they have taken with this enterprise? After all would you go to work and not expect to get paid?

Many people do things for this community at their own expense and without asking for or expecting any reward. I don't think that was Sean's point. What I think he and Blue are saying, and I would agree with them, is that it's a pretty disrespectful thing to do if someone is trying to cash in on their SH membership by stealing our idea. It's not illegal but it still sucks.
Ny husbands rugby club have been using a tie pin to identify their ex and present members for over 15 years that I know about, would you like theri details so you can contact them about stealing the SH idea? I warn you they tend to be fit and large guys!!
Quote by fabio grooverider
May I say I think this is very funny and this neil guy (contact name on website) is most likely an SH member with a very good business head - he should be applauded - he's only trying to make a bob or two. I do think you should lower the price though mate... wink
Not all swingers are on SH, after all...........

that is true... Not all swingers are on SH
but if he is a SH member, which we are guessing that he may well have been, isn't part of the thing about SH that it is non-profit???
so where someone had a non-profit idea and the man is making money of an idea that many not have been his kinda stinks.....
Sean
Please tel me why people should not be finacial recompensed for the time and the trouble they have taken with this enterprise? After all would you go to work and not expect to get paid?
Actually, being a lady, I could go for this idea, its novel and inovative. Afraid im already tied up this weekend though!!