I have found that loud moaning , groaning and screaming is a guaranteed way of getting the people in the next hotel room to
a) turn their tv down to a reasonable level , indeed often off
and
b)stop arguing
works every time!!!
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treasurechest
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65
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Quote by da69ve
Why do we tip though.....i know longer tip the barber anymore as it is £10 for a hair cut now and i never tip taxi drivers as they are expensive should start paying better wages to staff so they should not be relying on tips!......
And there lies the problem with tipping, whilst we continue to do so, wages will remain we really want waiting staff etc to be dependant on what is effectively charity?
On principle I only tip if the service is exceptional, or if the waiter has a nice bum!!!
No, not too old at 45!!!
Indeed never had so much fun. Being 45 is far better than experiencing the uncertantites of the teens and tweenties or the trials and tribulations of the 30' only thing i still lack is the time!!!
Also at 45 im stil lyoung enough to understand text speak and have no desire or need to publicly put anyone down for it!!!
Indeed never had so much fun. Being 45 is far better than experiencing the uncertantites of the teens and tweenties or the trials and tribulations of the 30' only thing i still lack is the time!!!
Also at 45 im stil lyoung enough to understand text speak and have no desire or need to publicly put anyone down for it!!!
Quote by blonde
OMG, he is gorgeous........................dont think i need to explain who i mean!! :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Who? who? .......... I quite like the one in the kilt
Sam xxxxxxxxx
I cant believe it!! how can anyone not know who i mean? your taking the proverbial, youhave to be!!!
no the one on the second row, the...............ehm......................big one!!!!!!!!!!!
I certainly wouldnt kick him out of bed!!
I though I had got over the "meeting nerves" till recently, when Imet someone I was reallt interested in and then it was just like being right back to Meet No1, butterflies the lot!!!!
Sometimes I think that the more you get to "know" someone on the net the harder it is to mmet them but then its also easier!!
Its a strange world
Sometimes I think that the more you get to "know" someone on the net the harder it is to mmet them but then its also easier!!
Its a strange world
I look for energy, enthusiasm , imagination and a brain.
It also helps if they live within a 100 mile radius. Unfortuantely anyone who has the bove attributes usually lives at leats 300 miles away!!!!
The only exception to the above rule is when I need someone who lives in Dublin or Malta, both of which seem to only contain men who are firigid or cant read
It also helps if they live within a 100 mile radius. Unfortuantely anyone who has the bove attributes usually lives at leats 300 miles away!!!!
The only exception to the above rule is when I need someone who lives in Dublin or Malta, both of which seem to only contain men who are firigid or cant read
:cheers: :drinkies:Quote by goodporking
Now there's a thought...hold that one.....she's a bit weight concious (I'm obviously not!) and she hates leaving the baby alone for any length of time (He's only 17!)..but this has chances.
Now wheres the local chippy
I dont think are both on the same wavelenght here!!
Give the "baby" a tenner and send him to the pub, then hot foot it to the local Indian Restaurant!!
Cycles past the gasworks, past the river, down the high street
Back to mother, it?s another empty day
Gas works , says it got to be northern
river says it has to liverpool
down the high street, well we dont have high streets anymore so it has to be an old one
back to mother , says its written by a male
another empty day says he was on a downer at the time
ehm got to be something that Paul McCartney wrote, probably that damned frog song!!
Back to mother, it?s another empty day
Gas works , says it got to be northern
river says it has to liverpool
down the high street, well we dont have high streets anymore so it has to be an old one
back to mother , says its written by a male
another empty day says he was on a downer at the time
ehm got to be something that Paul McCartney wrote, probably that damned frog song!!
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Hi Treasurechest,
i would be interested but as I am only 27 i dont fit the criteria, if you lower your standards to fit youngsters like me in, let me know.
yours (hopefully)
Davy
I hate to mention this but there id quiet a distance between Belfast and Dublin!!!
Are men/couples not interested in ses in Southern Ireland?
Quote by Alexandra
You seem to be being a bit harsh with Mark here.
I can't see that he said anything wrong.
I think he was actually complimenting the site!
Well - a big HELLO from me anyway Mark!
Hugs,
Alex x x
If anyone has any problems about who should and shouldn't be allowed on the site they should take it up with Mark.
People should not be so judgemental all the time.
No one knows the circumstances of others in here be they married, attached or single and here with or without their partner's permission.
Some 'married/attached' people are satisfied with just the social side of the site - is that so terrible too?
People can choose if they want to swing and who with.
Why don't we leave it at that and stop getting on a high horse about other people's circumstances?
Sorry, my response, whilst not sickily and gushing was made based upon other posts by the same authour, made in the early hours or Sat morning. Believe me you had to be there to understand it
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I have just seen someone I thought i would never see again.....
De Sade.... how you doing mate??????
remember the two words i kept telling you..... anger management!!!!:D :D
sean xxx
Where ....??
How is Mr Angry?
Hello Dave..................I'm feeling much better now............
(Apologies to Stanley Kubrick)
How nice to see you back. Where is that pm u promised me?
Quote by mark_nwest
I have been using this site for a while now, don't post much, more of a browser. I'd just like to say it's a great site and is a real breath of fresh air. It also "deviates" from peoples view of what is the "norm" in society, whilst getting at what most of these prudes would love to be doing. Keep up the great work- the site and everyone who uses it- and remember if you love what your doing - keep doing it! After all, sex is everyone's favourite hobby and no matter who, or whom, you enjoy it with just do what "floats your boat". I think our society, and indeed our lives, are hung up on the "right" thing to do- how boring! If we were all the same life wouldn't be worth living. Im waffling now- hope you get my drift!
Just enjoy- and enjoy yourself, wheher fat,thin,tall,small,black or white - you are only as sexy as you think you are!!
I guess you must have had a good night at the pub!!!
Quote by naughtynymphos1
starting bid £200 :shock:
buy now for £400 :shock: :shock:
no bloody wonder they have no bids
Assuming it is similar to a Sybian, even the Buy it Now price is an absolute bargain. And think of the money to b e saved by not keeping a husband.
But no im not bidding............................................................................................yet!!!
