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treasurechest
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65

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Quote by summerkeithn/w
so to re-cap: a dinnersuit over silky boxers/thong, red,white or black.a hard hat and rigger boots, holding a tomahawk singing YMCA
i'll be irresistable lol

Oh yes, definately!! biggrin
Could you post a pix here please of you dressed just like that? After all it is nearly Christms
Persuaded? Believe me I didnt need any persuading!!!!
Husband was the one who needed persuading and he changed his mind when we found a guy he fancied too.
Quote by Cheetah
hi this may sound silly but does any one realy meet on here or is it that we are too far away from peeps can any one giveus some ideas where we may be going wrong

Anytime now you should be hearing your alarm clock ringing waking you to another day.. until then enjoy the virtual existence of your dream....and ask yourself why even in yoiur dreams your are not acheiving what you are looking for.....
Nightmare more like!!!
Who was it said they couldnt find anyone to meet with in Aberdeen? I find loads and loads. Some of the most interesting chats I have are with men in Aberdeen!!
Shame I live about 3 hours away!!
WEll I can go with the long hair
but I also look for : a sense of humour, intelligence, energy and enthusiasm
And of course a cock!!
Quote by naughtynymphos1
men look good in:
black pvc pouches/thongs
dinner suites
red pvc pouches/thongs
dinner suites
good quality (preferably intalian) business suites
dinner suites
hard hats
oh and did i mention..................................dinner suites?
smile

All you need is the red indian and you've got the Village People!
Wern't they gay?
noooooooo they wasn't was they? :shock:
you have just shattered my whole childhood memories, you'll be saying santa's not real next lol

Well it was just the impression one got!!
Quote by Mister_Discreet
men look good in:
black pvc pouches/thongs
dinner suites
red pvc pouches/thongs
dinner suites
good quality (preferably intalian) business suites
dinner suites
hard hats
oh and did i mention..................................dinner suites?
smile

All you need is the red indian and you've got the Village People!
Wern't they gay?
Quote by Darkfire
I'm with Serendipity about the old jeans thing too biggrin
and Treasure with the Dinner Suits - well tailored black trousers, polished Patrick Cox shoes and a good white shirt always look good :twisted:
oh, i'll add one to the hard hat thing - Rigger Boots :twisted: :twisted:

fraid I find the old jeans a total turn off (in fact the jeans have to come off!!) They are too course and hard against the skin
Now the dinner suit , a nice frilly, well pressed, white shirt with a bow tie and cumberland and even the ugliest men look reasonably attractive
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Darkfire, you have a point about the boxers, very nice!!
men look good in:
black pvc pouches/thongs
dinner suites
red pvc pouches/thongs
dinner suites
good quality (preferably intalian) business suites
dinner suites
hard hats
oh and did i mention..................................dinner suites?
smile
Quote by Phoenix
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My chest

Well, you did ask redface

Ok I take it back, maybe you do get women leering at your chest!!!!!
god i hate people who show off just cos they can post pics on here!!
Quote by Phoenix
Normally, I will wear a lowish top, as i find it amussing watching mens funny when they cant talk to my face !! Do they really think my tits will answer them?

I've not had any tits answer me back but a few slaps redface
Well, if the woman puts them on show, it's difficult for a red blooded male not to look. rolleyes
And just why should woman not "put them on show"? bet your the first to whip your shirt of in the summer. and do you ever find women leering at you chest? i bet not, (lol)
Normally, I will wear a lowish top, as i find it amussing watching mens funny when they cant talk to my face !! Do they really think my tits will answer them?
For work situations I will wear a slightly higher neckline that just hints at my cleavage.
Socially, if it is not work related then it will be very low indeed!!! (suppose it could be classed as tarty, but who cares)
I dont do short skirts in any situations, I would feel rediculous in them at my age but often wear a long skirt with a slit at the back
Quote by RedHot
Whatever happened to Parrot? seemed a nice guy even if he was forever in his shed and then he dissapeared, why and where too?

Steve left the site earlier this year after some ill feeling between members on a thread which became a slanging match sad
However, he is still around on the Ebay forums and still living in his shed :P
T-J
Glad to hear he is ok, shame he felt he had to leave
Quote by lancyuk
close to home?
i dont know where your from, please dont say you live on my street.

Is there a street sign at the end of your street?
do you have a red car in your street?
do u get a few kids passing down it on the way to school?
can you see across the road from your bedroom window?
does one of you neighbours have upvc windows?
well it could be then!!!
Whatever happened to Parrot? seemed a nice guy even if he was forever in his shed and then he dissapeared, why and where too?
Quote by lancyuk
doh, too young, too slow and cant find brain or personality anywhere
sry.

btw u forgot, far too close to home !!!
anyway thanks for the bump
xx
hi there
i have a rare 30mins or so to sapre. the time is now nearly 4pm on sunday, anyone fancy a chat on here?
i would prefer it if u were over 30 and had a brain, gender or seual orientation not important
pm me if u fit the above criteria and tell me abt urself
hi there
i have a rare 30mins or so to sapre. the time is now nearly 4pm on sunday, anyone fancy a chat on here? im 45 years old and female which you may have guessed from the advatar lol
i would prefer it if u were over 30 and had a brain, gender or seual orientation not important
pm me if u fit the above criteria and tell me abt urself
Quote by 34fun
come on people i really need some advice here.
no problem in the nitty gritty department, and no i'm not sharing - yet or unless she has an equally attractive freind lol
i just think calling her a slut and such is offensive, perhaps i'm too nice biggrin

Calling her a slut etc, dosnt have to be offensive, just talk it over with her first and tell her your going to do it. Afterwards you mioght want to tell her you didnt really mean it and of course you dont think that, but at the time it can be a terrific turn on. The trick is not taking that attitude towards her outside of sex
I also like the idea about telling her what your doing . :D
Maybe you could also articulate what you would like to do with her in the future?
Alexandra, I agree entirely.
Many people on here seem to hide under the title of being "open minded" but to be really open minded you have to accept that there are certain things you may not understand, things that are beyond your comprehension or experience.
As I stated elseweher on the this site, it does baffle me that thos most likey to condem married people palying behind their patners back are usuall the ones that are not in a relationship!!Maybe that says it all?
For my part I am fortunate enough to be married to a man who understand that I need "outside interests". However I would never judge anyone who does not tell their partner, after all its their life and relationship.
Personally I am convinced that many partners know that there other half is messing around, they just choose to ignore it. Maybe the all righteous shingles should follow suite?
Quote by jezzay
Jason,
If i was a woman then I would be interested - nice first post!
Good Luck

'This is a Swingers site for consenting couples'. 'You are cheating on your wife and we don't condone that.' Threads get locked.
Jezzay.
So this site is only for consenting couples is it? Well that explains a lot!!!!!!
Mind you if it was just for consenting couples it couldnt possily get as many hits per day as it does(not unless every married couple in Britain are "seingers"), certainly a quick look at the ads section will show its got a hell of a lot of singles and single marrieds using it!!
I always think when the condemnations start, appearing how interesting it would be if the people posting declared their marital status. My guess is that a lot of people giving advice on how married couples should behave are actually single and have (a number of) failled realtionships behind them
I would sleep with the editor to ensure the story never made the papers (come back piers morgan!!)
Except if the editor was Janet Street Porter in which case I would say , "Publish and be damned"!!
I guess we all love compliments, I just wish senders would make it clear if their comments are compliments are not!!
This is a pm I received on another site
"You have a lovely pair of floppy tits, I would love to get my k**b between them"
Now the sender has insisted it was a compliment but im still confussed!!!! rolleyes
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
This is mine and I love it. :---->

and NO it has not been used for dogging lol
phredd

If that hasnt been used for dogging its a crying shame!!!
I think its disgusting and would expect to be warned before being shown anything of that nature. That said, as long as it is consensual, to each his or her own.
but not my thing!!
I can recommend the £26 rooms. The £10 rooms tend to be rather off the beaten track!!!
Howevedr beware, if it is a hot day they dont run to air conditioning!!!
Quote by naughtynymphos1
It's a case of it being a lifesaver for Tra in this relationship!
As some of you know she's been slated in the past when posting on here for her spelling problems, but this little gem from Google might allow her to get more involved perhaps!
Hurrah for the Googlemeisters! lol

she should join in anyway, if people do not like her spellings then they can p** off and read someones elses post, to many people on here find it funny to take the piss out of peoples spellings/typing styles maybe now they may stop when they realise it puts people off (some of who have genuine learning problems) coming and joining in.
:thumbup: :thumbup:
To not join in cos you have problems with spelling and grammar is to allow the self rigtious, loud mouthed minority to win!!! I know a number of people who have been very hurt by this type of critizism.
Anyway who wants to be like everyone else?
A mix of both, and in differeent quantities depending on the person and the circumstances.
Must admit I do enjoy a mind fuck, someone whos not only intelligent but on my wavelength, and his looks will matter a lot less than the guy who is lacking in the brains department but had a fantastic body!!
To be honest, I find them a total turn off. I just like skin to be skin!!
Particulary rediculous are home done tatoos and ones on the face or neck!!
Just my opinion and of course its everyones choice what they do with their own body