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Derbygirl
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 51
Bisexual Male, 55

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Master of Sex
well, i go walking with my dog a lot over the chase..im always going for a pee in the bushes when i get desperate..you can tag alone if you want and watch me ...but you will have to watch out for midlandsmale39..he might swear at you a bit..lol
hes very protective over me. ...... wink
on second thoughts...naaaaaaaaaa...maybe not a good idea..lol
Master of Sex
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imagine gobbling on a cock that size....... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i hear bernard matthews is on the prowl......
sean xxxxxxxx
Master of Sex
there is a cock shot fully exposed on our thread , you may wish to take appropriate action
regards willing
Master of Sex
ahhhhhh.. your gonna change your avatar.. little mal will be so pleased. wait till i tell him tomorrow morning. cant tell him now..hes in bed.
and i couldnt call him well busty babe...hes a boy..sorry..
little mal could be the sh mascot.
Master of Sex
will try to post pic on here.
mal..and..little mal...that is sooooooooooooo cute..in your bed..ermm..it is a little boy you know.. wink
Master of Sex
erm..sorry..no pic...i was just sayin how honest you were on here. i realise you are not honest with your wife..lol..im not stupid...
i dont want an affair with you..ok..
Master of Sex
yes, i am married..lol.. and i was just commenting on how honest you are..thats all..
Master of Sex
i will take some pics tomorrow, if its not raining and will either send you some or try and post one on here..might need a little help from midlands to do that tho.
he is lovely..he is white ( and you dont get many white ones ) and he has a fudge stripe down his spine..that might disappear when he gets older ?
the name mal suits him.
Master of Sex
i had a little white donkey foal born today.
and as ive just read that its mal609s birthday...i have decided to call him..
MAL
i think it sounds like a lovely name for a little boy donkey...donkeys are well hung you know..lol wink
Master of Sex
buy a nice dress or pair of jeans in a smaller size ( just one size smaller )
and choose a favourite music or film star..cut a pic out and stick it on your fridge..cupboard and by your bed...
think..i want to look like that..i want to look like that. biggrin and smile.
and dont buy a packet of biscuits and say you will just have one..it never works like that..
AND THE BEST TIP....if you have a sweet tooth...then buy sugerfree icepops.. you can eat as many as you want..and sugarfree jelly. if you dont have a sweettooth.. then ignore this bit.......
Master of Sex
i dont have funny feet..whats wrong with them :shock:
youve done it now..
Master of Sex
fudge..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hot bath..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
salt n vinegar crisps..mmmmmmmmmmm
not sure they are all better than sex?