Hi there, My name is Mark. I am 30 yrs old from Essex.
I have recently split from my partner.
My partner has now moved on, GOOD LUCK
I am now looking for a female partner to enjoy nights out and have fun with, i.e. parties, swinging, etc, etc.
I am looking for a woman who just wants to enjoy herself.
I await your replies
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DonnaNMark
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 41
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Why doesn't the press print REAL NEWS and not pick on genuine people going about their daily pleasures in their own time hurting nobody.
I reckon we ought to start a new political party i.e. swingers/doggers party.
Can anybody help me out here on what policies and laws we could change. apart from the normal stuff.
Keep it within reason. All limits respected at all times Party.
Your views are welcome.
I reckon we ought to start a new political party i.e. swingers/doggers party.
Can anybody help me out here on what policies and laws we could change. apart from the normal stuff.
Keep it within reason. All limits respected at all times Party.
Your views are welcome.
We chose something else.
Try and do a spur of the moment kind of thing, go bowling, jump on Eurostar and have a quick day in Paris and have a night in a cheap motel with loads of wine and passion. Take the moment as it is presented to you.
Have a good date, look forward to hearing the details.
D&M
Try and do a spur of the moment kind of thing, go bowling, jump on Eurostar and have a quick day in Paris and have a night in a cheap motel with loads of wine and passion. Take the moment as it is presented to you.
Have a good date, look forward to hearing the details.
D&M
WARNING
At Clophill last night, Look out for a silver Vauxhall Zafira. They were turning on their interior light when a couple approached the car. A blue light went on and the couple scarpered.
There was a blonde lady in the passsenger seat and the guy was about 6ft, black hair.
Be careful
At Clophill last night, Look out for a silver Vauxhall Zafira. They were turning on their interior light when a couple approached the car. A blue light went on and the couple scarpered.
There was a blonde lady in the passsenger seat and the guy was about 6ft, black hair.
Be careful
Ok we are upto £25, so far not bad. I forgot to say the Auction Ends on Friday night at 10pm. All proceeds will go to Sgt Bilko's retirement home fund should any of you bidders wish to retire him.
Alex, you could always make him go out and do an honest days work to pay for the upkeep of your car. Sounds good so far.
I will throw in p&p free, I cant say fairer than that.
Wilma, you could always use hime as a model for your willy warmers or as a servant at the WI????
Blue could just use him, lol (No offence meant)
Always open for suggestions, Is sgt Bilko coming to the London Munch???
If so we could use him as a coat stand.
Happy Bidding !!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex, you could always make him go out and do an honest days work to pay for the upkeep of your car. Sounds good so far.
I will throw in p&p free, I cant say fairer than that.
Wilma, you could always use hime as a model for your willy warmers or as a servant at the WI????
Blue could just use him, lol (No offence meant)
Always open for suggestions, Is sgt Bilko coming to the London Munch???
If so we could use him as a coat stand.
Happy Bidding !!!!!!!!!!!!
This morning in the chatroom I tried to Auction Sgt Bilko. I was offered after 5mins the total sum of 20p. I advised the said buyer after the auction had closed that the total cost inc p&p would be
SO I PUT IT OUT TO THE FORUM
I would like to see Sgt Bilko go to a good, loving, caring home. He is a record breaker after all and he can blow his own trumpet (SO HE SAYS lol).
So I put it to you fellow swingers,
Item Description:
One Character that will be remembered in SH history as the MAN who changed SH (FORUM) history.
ASK NOT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY
BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR Sgt Bilko (Full Millitary Honours) inc Swinging in the fields, from the trees and in the back seat of a Ford Consul, Capri, Escort, The list is endless.
He has been to places that WE are only just discovering on this Very site, YES this VERY SITE.
If you put a bid in for him, please remember you can always sell him on or make money or receive some kind of renumeration for him.
(1) Take him to your local blood bank and donate a pint of his blood.
(In return YOU can receive a FREE cup of Tea once a month, biscuits included.
(2) I am sure he still has lead in his pencil, Receive renumeration for his body should you wish to leave it to science. My god that would tell a story or two.
(3) I am sure there is a garden out there that could put a nice red hat on him, give him a fishing rod and a stone to sit on as the local Swinging Garden Gnome.
MY GOD, I think I've got it. SWINGING HEAVEN GARDEN GNOMES.
or we could have all the characters Free with every Adults McSwinging Meal, i.e. Sgt Bilko, Fred, Wilma, Blue, the list is Endless.
P.s. I own the copywright to the above idea, lol
Anyway,
LET THE AUCTION BEGIIIIIIIINNNNNNN
We shall start at £10,
Do we have any bidders????????????????????????????
SO I PUT IT OUT TO THE FORUM
I would like to see Sgt Bilko go to a good, loving, caring home. He is a record breaker after all and he can blow his own trumpet (SO HE SAYS lol).
So I put it to you fellow swingers,
Item Description:
One Character that will be remembered in SH history as the MAN who changed SH (FORUM) history.
ASK NOT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY
BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR Sgt Bilko (Full Millitary Honours) inc Swinging in the fields, from the trees and in the back seat of a Ford Consul, Capri, Escort, The list is endless.
He has been to places that WE are only just discovering on this Very site, YES this VERY SITE.
If you put a bid in for him, please remember you can always sell him on or make money or receive some kind of renumeration for him.
(1) Take him to your local blood bank and donate a pint of his blood.
(In return YOU can receive a FREE cup of Tea once a month, biscuits included.
(2) I am sure he still has lead in his pencil, Receive renumeration for his body should you wish to leave it to science. My god that would tell a story or two.
(3) I am sure there is a garden out there that could put a nice red hat on him, give him a fishing rod and a stone to sit on as the local Swinging Garden Gnome.
MY GOD, I think I've got it. SWINGING HEAVEN GARDEN GNOMES.
or we could have all the characters Free with every Adults McSwinging Meal, i.e. Sgt Bilko, Fred, Wilma, Blue, the list is Endless.
P.s. I own the copywright to the above idea, lol
Anyway,
LET THE AUCTION BEGIIIIIIIINNNNNNN
We shall start at £10,
Do we have any bidders????????????????????????????
Hi wkdcpl and the rest of the gang.
Me & Donna had to question our feelings after the first couple of swings, each time we discussed we admitted to ourselves that we both enjoyed it and like you had the most amazing sex afterwards.
We always go into it with our eyes opened and respect each others wishes, or doubts. NO matter how small they may be.
We hope you have many more pleasureable experiences and through time your panic turns to pleasure as it does for the genuine swingers that you will find in the days ahead.
Mark
Me & Donna had to question our feelings after the first couple of swings, each time we discussed we admitted to ourselves that we both enjoyed it and like you had the most amazing sex afterwards.
We always go into it with our eyes opened and respect each others wishes, or doubts. NO matter how small they may be.
We hope you have many more pleasureable experiences and through time your panic turns to pleasure as it does for the genuine swingers that you will find in the days ahead.
Mark
