Well, cleanliness is a must, but once you know it's clean, I can't resist sticking my tongue into ms Ego's bum!
Obviously after a night of clubbing-drinking-curry I would think it twice
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Ego_kai_esy
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 41
0 miles · Greater London
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Nah it's just part of the normal (and constantly repeating) lifecycle of economies based on the capital. It seems to be that everyone goes through one (or more) of them in their lifetime.
In my opinion, we just shouldn't panic, things will go back to normal soon. The capitalistic powers will not really allow to happen anything that harms them majorly
In my opinion, we just shouldn't panic, things will go back to normal soon. The capitalistic powers will not really allow to happen anything that harms them majorly
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Quote by kentswingers777
Bottom line is we would have been fucked without the USA.
Actually, if it wasn't for the Russians then we would all be speaking German. If the Russians hadn't thrown 20 million of their own in the war, the Americans wouldn't have given a shit what would happen to the Europeans.
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Quote by flower411
o come to terms with that atrocities being carried out on a daily basis by American troops all over the world and please please remember that the United States of America were built on the systematic murder of the indigenous population.
Very good point there flower411. I do feel sorry for the people who've lost someone, however it's very hard and dangerous to see through the "emotional-pain-glass".
At the end of the day, if you talk to any of the "terrorists", I'm sure that most of them will also have a heartbreaking story about lost ones as a result of american-sponsored wars. So, let's not mix politics (or even religion) with personal emotions, that would be plainly dangerous.
Quote by fabio
phuckers..... I don't agree with what happened after the attacks, but i don't feel that the two should be linked....
How invalid that statement is! It's like asking us not to link the Wall of Berlin to WWII. The history has been written and it should be examined as a whole. If we start compartmentalising history, then it's extremely easy to justify all sorts of barbaric acts.
Overall, emotions are not quantifiable where as finances are. And it's extremely easy to work out who's swiming in cash today as a result of WTC.
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Quote by venus68
Correct me if I'm wrong, the definition of a cuckold is someone who always enjoys seeing his missus with another guy whereas, having a fantasy about it is different. I mean, I do fantasise about it and I wouldn't have any problems going on with it but that doesn't make me a cuckold. As a matter of fact, if it happens on a moment when I'm not in the mood for it i'll probably gonna snap! :twisted:
So make sure that "fantasising about my missus getting shagged by someone else" is a taste and not just a fantasy.
Who said that it was a fantasy? This is something he feels strongly about. He even wants me to see men without him present. Obviously there is a lot of discussion to be had, but I'm pretty sure he is wanting this for real and not just a fantasy.
Sorry hun missed that bit. Still though, everything is a fantasy until you get to do it
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Quote by keeno
Low cut tops
or
unbuttoned blouses
Definitely unbuttoned blouses, a low cut top looks like she's trying too hard
Six packs
or
a bit of healthy love handles?
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Correct me if I'm wrong, the definition of a cuckold is someone who always enjoys seeing his missus with another guy whereas, having a fantasy about it is different. I mean, I do fantasise about it and I wouldn't have any problems going on with it but that doesn't make me a cuckold. As a matter of fact, if it happens on a moment when I'm not in the mood for it i'll probably gonna snap! :twisted:
So make sure that "fantasising about my missus getting shagged by someone else" is a taste and not just a fantasy.
So make sure that "fantasising about my missus getting shagged by someone else" is a taste and not just a fantasy.
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Quote by northwest-cpl
We definitely think that it's the 'social side is most important and sex is a bonus' ethos that has come from the internet sites that is changing the club scene. People are being introduced en-masse to the club scene who would never have gone on their own, and they have changed the face of it - in our opinion not for the better.
Not that we are hardened swingers or that we have extended experience in the scene, however swinging IS about sex. The social side of it is just a bonus. If it happens that you click with someone as mates, then that's an added bonus, but in my opinion it shouldn't be the primary target of the swinging scene.
We do have friends and we do believe that if someone is a true friend, then you shouldn't have any problems talking to them about your liberal sex life. So I don't see why people need to turn the swinging scene into a social one (it's bloody SwingingHeaven, not Facebook!)
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Quote by TabbynTina
Orgys arnt for us as we prefer to have an attraction with all we are playing with and these days it hard to hit it off with just one couple never mind 2 couples
Couldn't agree more, it's extremely hard to turn down someone in the middle of the orgy, it'd probably ruin the whole dynamics!
Plus if an attractive couple is located somewhere towards the edge of the "orgy-ball" (if you know what I mean) then all male parts seem to turn towards that side (something like the needle of a compass). Pretty funny to watch, potentially awkward to be part of it :!:
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Quote by Dawnie
How many people make an orgy
More than four people :dunno:
More than six people :dunno:
Or 27 people :dunno:
An orgy is always one more person than the last time
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New Years Eve last year in a swinging club in the NW, something very similar to what described earlier on took place.
But trust me, it's not anywhere near as appealing as it sounds. The place must have been around 40C, the smell of BO and alcohol was a bit too much and being new years eve, everyone seemed to forget their good manners!
Still got a good shag out of it though!! :P
But trust me, it's not anywhere near as appealing as it sounds. The place must have been around 40C, the smell of BO and alcohol was a bit too much and being new years eve, everyone seemed to forget their good manners!
Still got a good shag out of it though!! :P
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Which kind of brings me to the next question:
How much porn is too much?
A friend of mine has watched so much of it that normal sex with his missus is not enough to get him even hard :violin:
How much porn is too much?
A friend of mine has watched so much of it that normal sex with his missus is not enough to get him even hard :violin:
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Quote by winchwench
The breaking down of the washing machine is plausible, yes.
Sadly, the washing machine repair man turning out to be
a) On time
b) Gorgeous
c) Have the right tool
d) Have an 11" penis
is a little less so!
Yeap and knowing them they would probably charge the overtime on top of the original cost of the visit...
Porn-romance is dead!
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Quote by sparky33
Porn with a "story" make TV movied look like blockbusters, fuck off, just get to it.
With the amount of money involved into porn nowadays, porn flicks probably look like blockbusters compared to some BBC efforts
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A few years back I happened to come across one that its concept was a mixture of Monty Python sketches. Somehow they managed to fit sex between dead parrots and black knights.
Highly entertaining!
Highly entertaining!
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There we go, our first poll and a pretty simply one. As a couple we enjoy watching some dirty stuff before (to get us into the mood) and during sex (to inspire us).
Mrs Ego certainly prefers simple fuckfests, close-ups and quick action, whereas Mr Ego likes the flick to have some sort of concept.
So, what's your opinions?
Mrs Ego certainly prefers simple fuckfests, close-ups and quick action, whereas Mr Ego likes the flick to have some sort of concept.
So, what's your opinions?
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Quote by Peanut
Firewalls just keep out hackers, and the built in windows one is sufficient for most, third party firewalls are sold on the back of ingnorance and scare mongerring.
MSN Virus Removal
To be pedantic and to get things right, firewalls keep out crackers. Hackers are nice folks who write code. In any case Windows Firewall may keep out the average script kiddy, but that's all. The NAT facility on your router is far more effective.
Anyway, the first thing a decent malware app does is open a port on the firewall if it sees it running.
Pedants are us, crackers also write code, to "hack" software. It's all semantics, and if you feel you have anything a hacker would risk the jail for on your PC, then fair do's 007.
Ah, but hackers don't crack firewalls. They write nice things like Linux and GPL stuff that aficionados can use for free
And yes I agree, there has to be a reason why someone would want to get into your computer. A combination of Windows and Worms have made the need to crack firewalls superfluous anyway.
A hacker is simply a programmer who does not follow a formal methodology to develop software, thus the size of the resulting system is usually small.
A cracker is a 15 year old with a HOW-TO website and some trojan-supporting tool that finds it exciting to look for porn in other people's hard drives.
Sad really
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Well, I still don't get it though. I do believe that everyone fantasizes about 3sums/4sums etc, even probably our parents. Being able to express it physically is something we should be proud of!
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We've been going to clubs (mind you not very often) for the past two years and we certainly think that there is not enough action going on. I mean, we go there in order to have special fun and enjoy ourselves, not have a drink (we can do that in the pub).
Sometimes it feels like it's quite cliquey, i.e. that people go there to have a drink between them before they go home with their swinging mates to have fun.
We've only been to Partners in NW so we don't know if it's the same everywhere, but we are thinking of looking around simply hoping that we can find a bit more active environment"
Sometimes it feels like it's quite cliquey, i.e. that people go there to have a drink between them before they go home with their swinging mates to have fun.
We've only been to Partners in NW so we don't know if it's the same everywhere, but we are thinking of looking around simply hoping that we can find a bit more active environment"
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What I'm trying to say is that recently we opened up to a friendly couple that we considered "vanilla" and as it turned out they were hardened swingers :P
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Well or it might just mean dirty dirty pervy people who just haven't told us yet about their nasty ways 
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Nothing better than a bit of Jazz, but mainly older stuff (Miles Davis, Charles Mingus, Art Messenger etc). Mrs Ego hates it though, the complete lack of defined melody and rhythm disorientates her completely :P
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Ahh well, modern society prefers people with no knowledge of history and education in general, everything that happens in education serves a purpose (which has usually nothing to do with the "good of the kids")
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Well, we have told some good friends of ours while a bit tipsy, but I think deep inside our pervy minds we were trying to get them to join us!
Don't even want to think about my parents knowing, some old-timers think that something must be wrong in your relationship if you want to involve third (and fourth and fifth) people in the recipe. And we can't really be bothered with explaining our selves sexually
Don't even want to think about my parents knowing, some old-timers think that something must be wrong in your relationship if you want to involve third (and fourth and fifth) people in the recipe. And we can't really be bothered with explaining our selves sexually
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Thanks a lot for all the replies, we will be probably visiting North West Clubs soon, so Sheffield sounds like a good plan. Let's just hope that we'll find men willing to stick their willies through the holes :P
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We've been having a fantasy about her being in the middle of two gloryholes for a while (i.e. two guys from two different sides) however the swinging clubs we've visited don't seem to have the suitable facilities. Does anyone know where we can find something similar? Most of the gloryhole locations seem to be gay oriented and that's not something we want to get involved into, so any other suggestions?
