Davej;
I totally agree on the bath thing. I did that for years on the rare occasions that I had a bath. Am a shower man mostly (see threads passim)
My solution is to start both taps and when only an inch or so of water in the bath ... get in. You can then adjust the taps accordingly increasing the hot or cold to meet your needs. What actually happens though is that you put too much cold in , so turn that tap off and increase the hot to full bore.
Brilliant indeed... you only burn your feet.
Paul
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Quote by steve-j
we too have a son, aged 19years, who is currenty in uni and devotes his time to his studies and sport, martial arts, football, cricket, weight training.
He watches his diet not like his dad lol, and rarely drinks alcohol(again not like his dad lol)
We have asked him about girlfriends and his attitude is now and again, and plenty of time for regular girlfriends when he gets his degree.
Seems to have it all worked out, so good luck to him!
Spooky, similar to mine. He's also 19 , at Uni , does Martial Arts and devotes his time to his degree studies.
He does not smoke nor drink (does not like the taste). He's had one brief girlfriend at Uni , but that's it.
I am rather proud of him as he is a genuine nice lad who has never caused me a moments grief.
Paul
To me it's an age thing.
When I was , say 20 (many,many years ago), I certainly would have shagged someone that I did not like. Boys of that age (and maybe somewhat older) are ruled by the Willy.
As one gets older one is more interested in having a connection that is not purely physical but rather based around how you click on different levels. So, if you don't like them you don't shag them.
On saying that; if Kelly Brook offered herself to me , but turned out to be a right cow. I might just weaken.
Paul
When I was , say 20 (many,many years ago), I certainly would have shagged someone that I did not like. Boys of that age (and maybe somewhat older) are ruled by the Willy.
As one gets older one is more interested in having a connection that is not purely physical but rather based around how you click on different levels. So, if you don't like them you don't shag them.
On saying that; if Kelly Brook offered herself to me , but turned out to be a right cow. I might just weaken.
Paul
Quote by Mr-Powers
Classy - u ought to be renamed Sassy
Nice of you to question my sexual prowess. I am no Casanova - just an ordinary guy expressing his opinion of his experience. As I said I'm sorry you feel so upset about it. Of course I've had relationships with single ladies and some very nice ones too but generally I've found married ladies to be more tiggerish in bed with less baggage. You make some good points about them feeling more comfortable with themselves perhaps. Thanks for that anyway.
Here's a baseball bat to hit me with next time.
Apologies if someone has picked this up later in the thread..
But how do you become Tiggerishin bed?
Paul
well what does tigger do?.......he bounces, bounces, bounces!
Agree with that (and thanks for the reminder)
But , surely Tigger bounced on his tail... And I would like to state , at this time , that I have never , ever been to bed (slept with , shagged) anyone with a tail.
(well , apart from that one unfortunate incident that I do not wish to discuss)
In shame
Paul
Quote by ugetswotuc
Classy - u ought to be renamed Sassy
Nice of you to question my sexual prowess. I am no Casanova - just an ordinary guy expressing his opinion of his experience. As I said I'm sorry you feel so upset about it. Of course I've had relationships with single ladies and some very nice ones too but generally I've found married ladies to be more tiggerish in bed with less baggage. You make some good points about them feeling more comfortable with themselves perhaps. Thanks for that anyway.
Here's a baseball bat to hit me with next time.
Apologies if someone has picked this up later in the thread..
But how do you become Tiggerishin bed?
Paul
Quote by Argt05
I'm afraid that today's society has much to answer to. That mainly means the media, Any media. They glamourize if that's the right word, Sex to such young children that they are almost forced to become a lot older than they are or should be.
A classic example of this is the chief police officer quoted yesterday (sun) as saying that child pornography shoul only be classed as such if the child is younger than 12yrs. ie, pre-pubescent!
I'm outraged at this, i cannot accept that a child of 15 or even 16 is not vulnerable even if already sexually active.
Child porn is exactly that!
As far as adults go, i think if as mentioned a woman would (Like) to be , then i think this woman has some serious issues that need addressing, we all may have fantasies that go to the extreme sometimes but to actually want that to happen is worrying.
That's my 2 pennies worth anyway.
X
I think what the Chief Police officer said was not to do with porn. Rather , it was to say that men who had sex with girls between the ages of 13 - 15 were less guilty (my word) than guys that had sex with girls under 13 (why he excluded MM sex is not detailed). So, basically he was saying that there are degrees of culpability (?)
As for the thing. I knew someone that had a fantasy. At first I was appalled - but when she explained to me that she did not want to be ' ' but just wanted to be vunerable ; then it started to make some sense.
Paul
Quote by H-x
I'm sorry but if I don't find someone attractive I'm not going to find out if the sex is great cos it doesn't get that far.
H.x
H-x;
Understand totally. But have you never met a guy that you have not been atttracted to , and then when you have explored there personality you have found that they have an attraction?
Paul
Quote by dambuster
kick me and hang me, at your will; but . . . . .
"If the sex is great does attraction matter"
If there's no attraction, can the sex be great ?????
Have to disagree.. Even if there is no major physical attarction ; the sex (in unadulterated terms) can still be great.
I am sure that most , if not all, have been with people that we are not overly attracted to , but have found that in bed we are more than compatible.
Don't judge ... etc ... etc
Paul
Quote by willxx69Oooh. Private tuition for Missy. Now I like that idea!! :twisted: :twisted:
Have you been taking lessons from Will?
Paul
:jagsatwork: Right young lady. See me after school in your best uniform! :twisted: :twisted:
Will
PS Sorry, hijack over.
Steady Will.. Private tuition comes with a cost!!!
Hope you and S are very well... and that the 12 kids are ok?
Paul
Bloody hijackers!!!
Quote by Missy
Fun 365 as a newbie here like myself dont you think you should get known by the regulars before being so familiar with an important pair of mods like down-mads and missy
where ya bin :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Tis brill seeing him about isn't it :happy:
Talking of which, we don't see nearly enough of you these days!!!!
My Dear Warwick (or should that be " Alas etc , etc)
I bin away!!!! Mind you , it is rather good to ee you back... Let's have fun !!!
And as for Missy and that ' Down Mods? ... I think that they are man enough to stand up for themselves :shock:
Or did you not realise ?... Like most here (and everywhere else) they are guys , prentending to be girls. Be careful ; they will suck you in and spit you out like old fish bones.
Take Care
Paul
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Oh I wish I had've seen that - accidental farts just crack me up, more the persons expression than the actual fart
I think it was goose really
Tony
At He didn't hold your head under the covers like he does to me when where in bed and he farts
:lol: Stinky bleeder :lol:
Shaz x
For some reason that I believe that is called a 'Dutch Oven' Lord knows why
Paul
Quote by Missy
My previous partner was happy to swing , and we had many great times. My new partner knows my history and accepts that swinging is an activity I enjoy. She is not sure (would possibly swing if the situation just happened). So, as far as I am concerned her answer is no , at the moment , and as such I will NOT try and push, persuade, force, engineer or any other scenario that springs to mind.
I believe that if you coerce then the end result will be disaster ; and t hat is just not worth it.
Absolutely!!! :thumbup:
A previous partner of mine tried to push me into swinging. We shared fantasies and stuff, realised we both had a massive curiosity towards the swinging scene.
But instead of going at the slowest persons pace (mine), be tried to push things along. The more he pushed, the harder my heels went in.
In the end his constant pushing split us up, because my heels were so firmly in at that point, swinging became the focal point of the relationship, almost a battle. I came out of the relationship convinced I never wanted to swing, that I only thought about it cos of him.
Took another 6 mnths before my curiosity came back again - was only then that I knew I was actually curious myself, not because I was so pushed. Had he given me the time and space to realise that for myself, instead of him trying to 'make' me realise, then I'm sure we would've tested the scene
So Starmanxx, I'm afraid that if your wife has clearly stated that she's not interested, then that's it, she's not. If you try to 'make' her interested, you're treading on dangerous ground and I can pretty much guarantee that eventually it'll end up in divorce, a very bitter divorce.
The only thing I can suggest would be to put yourself in your wifes shoes for a while, look at things from her angle.......... Maybe think of something sexual you would never ever do - then imagine being pushed into doing it. The constant battles and arguments when you're being 'persuaded'
Remember that in swinging the word "No" is a respected right, not a privilege
(Blimey, now I sound like an American Senator with me phrases
)Bloody hell Missy!!!.... Great post , put superbly. Have you been taking lessons from Will?
Paul
First thread I have read all the wa through for a while. Some great comments to a question that has ben asked time and time again. " How can I get my partner to play!!"
My previous partner was happy to swing , and we had many great times. My new partner knows my history and accepts that swinging is an activity I enjoy. She is not sure (would possibly swing if the situation just happened). So, as far as I am concerned her answer is no , at the moment , and as such I will NOT try and push, persuade, force, engineer or any other scenario that springs to mind.
I believe that if you coerce then the end result will be disaster ; and t hat is just not worth it.
BTW: Anyone up for a shag?
Paul
My previous partner was happy to swing , and we had many great times. My new partner knows my history and accepts that swinging is an activity I enjoy. She is not sure (would possibly swing if the situation just happened). So, as far as I am concerned her answer is no , at the moment , and as such I will NOT try and push, persuade, force, engineer or any other scenario that springs to mind.
I believe that if you coerce then the end result will be disaster ; and t hat is just not worth it.
BTW: Anyone up for a shag?
Paul
Paul, how about it eh? Failing that, if you feel a bit self conscious, you can still get in the spirit of things and attach one of them football clacky things to yer willy?...
:
Right... Is that contraption a 'knacker clacker'.
It's a task I feel suited to.. I will attempt this and report back.
Please note, my next post might e from hospital
Paul
Have done it....
Did not have a clacker , so decided that would have to make one. Retired to the workshop. Sadly, did not have any wood , so had to make a metal clacker out of some old paint tins. Well, I must say that I made a superb job and had a clacker to die for...
Back into the living room. Clacker attached by string and some elastic to me wily. A bit of stimulation and it's ready to go!
Move the hips , as Missy suggested , and we are off to the races ... Clack , clack , clack. etc
Unfortuneately , the clack , clack , clack attracted the attention of Katie... She comes in and says " WTF are you f**king well up to now"
"i'm supporting England!"
In an effort to impress I over did the hip movement.... The clacker released itself from me willy and traversed the length of the room ... and lunched my LCD/HD/PLASMA 57" TV.
So, thanks a lot Missy!!! you have cost me 10k for a new TV
Regards
Paul
:
Right... Is that contraption a 'knacker clacker'.
It's a task I feel suited to.. I will attempt this and report back.
Please note, my next post might e from hospital
Paul
Have done it....
Did not have a clacker , so decided that would have to make one. Retired to the workshop. Sadly, did not have any wood , so had to make a metal clacker out of some old paint tins. Well, I must say that I made a superb job and had a clacker to die for...
Back into the living room. Clacker attached by string and some elastic to me wily. A bit of stimulation and it's ready to go!
Move the hips , as Missy suggested , and we are off to the races ... Clack , clack , clack. etc
Unfortuneately , the clack , clack , clack attracted the attention of Katie... She comes in and says " WTF are you f**king well up to now"
"i'm supporting England!"
In an effort to impress I over did the hip movement.... The clacker released itself from me willy and traversed the length of the room ... and lunched my LCD/HD/PLASMA 57" TV.
So, thanks a lot Missy!!! you have cost me 10k for a new TV
Regards
Paul
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:rotflmao:
Duly noted Paul.... Our first lucky willy is in :bounce:
One slight flaw with yer mascot tho You say that when England score, you do too? Which means that if you and England score in the first minute - your lucky willy is gonna be out of action for the rest of the first half, or at least until you can rekindle it's luck! :undecided:
So your lucky willy will only contribute proper luck a few minutes of the whole match!!! Doesn't really give England many scoring opportunities does it eh? :?
But one step down is a great solution offered by Voddy :bounce:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
What a cool idea - also gives the lucky willy an active job to do while recovering from the goal! :lol2:
Paul, how about it eh? Failing that, if you feel a bit self conscious, you can still get in the spirit of things and attach one of them football clacky things to yer willy?...
:
Right... Is that contraption a 'knacker clacker'.
It's a task I feel suited to.. I will attempt this and report back.
Please note, my next post might e from hospital
Paul
Quote by Fun365
As luck would have it.... I have been blessed with a 'lucky penis'
It transpires that every time it is sucked or manually stimulated during an En-gland game then we score --- well England and me score.
So, in a self sacrificing way , I will put my willy (aka the beast) up for the duration of Englands stay in the World CUP>
I hope my sacrifice is duly noted.
Paul
:rotflmao:Duly noted Paul.... Our first lucky willy is in :bounce:
One slight flaw with yer mascot tho
You say that when England score, you do too? Which means that if you and England score in the first minute - your lucky willy is gonna be out of action for the rest of the first half, or at least until you can rekindle it's luck! :undecided:So your lucky willy will only contribute proper luck a few minutes of the whole match!!! Doesn't really give England many scoring opportunities does it eh? :?
But one step down is a great solution offered by Voddy :bounce:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
you mean your going to hoist a flag off it
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
What a cool idea - also gives the lucky willy an active job to do while recovering from the goal! :lol2:
Paul, how about it eh? Failing that, if you feel a bit self conscious, you can still get in the spirit of things and attach one of them football clacky things to yer willy?...
:
Right... Is that contraption a 'knacker clacker'.
It's a task I feel suited to.. I will attempt this and report back.
Please note, my next post might e from hospital
Paul
Bloody hell Missy!!!!! You are even more barking than before 
As luck would have it.... I have been blessed with a 'lucky penis'
It transpires that every time it is sucked or manually stimulated during an En-gland game then we score --- well England and me score.
So, in a self sacrificing way , I will put my willy (aka the beast) up for the duration of Englands stay in the World CUP>
I hope my sacrifice is duly noted.
Paul
As luck would have it.... I have been blessed with a 'lucky penis'
It transpires that every time it is sucked or manually stimulated during an En-gland game then we score --- well England and me score.
So, in a self sacrificing way , I will put my willy (aka the beast) up for the duration of Englands stay in the World CUP>
I hope my sacrifice is duly noted.
Paul
In work situations my confidence level has been absolutely fine since about my early twenties. I learnt to make decisions as at 24 I managed an IT dept of nearly 40 staff. If my confidence had gone then I would have failed.
Personal life is not a problem either, though I tend to be a little gaurded with people I don't know.
Swinging: Apart from the first meet, where I was nervous and imbibed a little too much, I've been okay
The weak area is bloody golf!!!! I am actually quite a decent player but when in competition half my confidnce drains away. Lord knows why , coz I can bloody do it!!! I had a esson yesteray and the pro said he'd never seen my strike the ball better.. I'm playin later and willl be doing well tyhen will totally fuck up.
That's it ... sorry to bore on a bit
Paul
Personal life is not a problem either, though I tend to be a little gaurded with people I don't know.
Swinging: Apart from the first meet, where I was nervous and imbibed a little too much, I've been okay
The weak area is bloody golf!!!! I am actually quite a decent player but when in competition half my confidnce drains away. Lord knows why , coz I can bloody do it!!! I had a esson yesteray and the pro said he'd never seen my strike the ball better.. I'm playin later and willl be doing well tyhen will totally fuck up.
That's it ... sorry to bore on a bit
Paul
Quote by equi-princess
Why is it that we all make assumptions about others.......???
???
A group of teenagers after dark.... hanging about together.. and automatically some people think that they're up to no good.... causing trouble etc...
Why can't people just accept others for what / who they are.... and not assume things about them that probably are blatently not true......... take time to get to know people better before casting a judgement on them.
What's your view?
equi-princess xxx
I do have a view bout the 'teenagers' thing... That is to do with an incident that I was involved in last year.
I have a 16yr old... I know that he is well has been brought up correctly , shows respect, is polite and hopefully does well in his GCSE's that he is taking at this moment.
There are a group of teenagers that hang around outside my local convenience store. They have never bothered me before. One day (15:00 hrs - Sarge will understand that ) I go into the store , there are about 10 of them coming out... One gives vile abuse to the store manager ( " You Fucking , fat , red-headed bitch... you can fuck off!!")
Charming , I think... I admonish the culprit. What do I get. A challenge from them to fight... I am 51 , ffs!!!!... what do you do in this situation?
Inside I want to smack one of them... Do I ?.... No , because I know I would be in trouble... I do ask who is brave enough to be first... but get no response... I walk into the store.
When I leave, they are still there. I get more abuse... The 'leader' says that I cant touch them.. He's right.
They are all aged 14 , 15... A mix of boys and girls..
Do you wonder why my son does Martial Arts!!!
I don't judge a book etc etc... But I am becoming hacked off with this kind of attitude
Paul
Quote by Missy
If there is a place (or two) available then would love to attend...
I can be cerified by Missy!!!!
Paul
Oh yesssssssssss!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can't wait to finally meet the person behind the posts!! :happy:
Good Lord , Missy!!!! Hope you can handle dissappointment!!!
Hope that Kt will come , but have to broach it first
Paul
well, sort of.
I'm at the ripe old age of 51 and my partner is 37. Interestingly, the age thingy has never bothered kate , but has me. Though I've got over it.
Though I have to say that she looked at me glassy eyed this weekend whn I did my fine impersonation of Spot the dog from The Woodentops !!!!!
Paul
I'm at the ripe old age of 51 and my partner is 37. Interestingly, the age thingy has never bothered kate , but has me. Though I've got over it.
Though I have to say that she looked at me glassy eyed this weekend whn I did my fine impersonation of Spot the dog from The Woodentops !!!!!
Paul
point.....
TV_Susie_Kent had a topic about 'bullying in PM' , which only lasted a few posts. I have no idea whether hse is genuine or not , but will accept thet she is. She had a complaint that seemed justified , and then a Mod deleted her last post (which was controversial) and one would think that was unfair... or had she broken the rules?
Paul
TV_Susie_Kent had a topic about 'bullying in PM' , which only lasted a few posts. I have no idea whether hse is genuine or not , but will accept thet she is. She had a complaint that seemed justified , and then a Mod deleted her last post (which was controversial) and one would think that was unfair... or had she broken the rules?
Paul
