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Kazsc
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 66
UK
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Sexlightened
a bit from Paul Simon which is sooooo true of many people.
'Some people never say the words "I love you" '
'It's not their style to be so bold'
'Some people never say the words "I love you" '
'But ike a child they are longing to be told'
So, if you feel it, say it before its too late.
Steve
'Some people never say the words "I love you" '
'It's not their style to be so bold'
'Some people never say the words "I love you" '
'But ike a child they are longing to be told'
So, if you feel it, say it before its too late.
Steve
:lol:
Sexlightened
A blind man goes for a job as a 'wood grader'.
At the interviw the foreman says you cannot do the wood grader job as you are blind.
The blind man explains that he can do the job perfectly as he has such a keen sense of smell and that his nose is able to detect all the wood types.
The forman says he will have to test him and takes him to the wood shed. He takes out a large sheet of wood - the blind man taks in a big sniff of it and pronounces "Swedish pine 1989"
The forman said you just got lucky there and produces another test sheet - the blind man taks another big sniff and pronounces "Northumberland Oak 1976"
He was spot on again so the foreman give him the job and goes into the office to do the paperwork. His secretary is hard at work on her PC. The forman explains to her that he has someone for the wood grader porsition and explains how good the blind man is. The secretay says lets have a laough with him - i'll lay on the desk with my knickers down and get him to sniff this.
The forman calls the blind man for this one last test. The secretary lays knickerless on the desk with her legs wide blind man taks another big sniff and pronounces'
"I can't quite put a date on it but I think it is the bog door from a trawler".
At the interviw the foreman says you cannot do the wood grader job as you are blind.
The blind man explains that he can do the job perfectly as he has such a keen sense of smell and that his nose is able to detect all the wood types.
The forman says he will have to test him and takes him to the wood shed. He takes out a large sheet of wood - the blind man taks in a big sniff of it and pronounces "Swedish pine 1989"
The forman said you just got lucky there and produces another test sheet - the blind man taks another big sniff and pronounces "Northumberland Oak 1976"
He was spot on again so the foreman give him the job and goes into the office to do the paperwork. His secretary is hard at work on her PC. The forman explains to her that he has someone for the wood grader porsition and explains how good the blind man is. The secretay says lets have a laough with him - i'll lay on the desk with my knickers down and get him to sniff this.
The forman calls the blind man for this one last test. The secretary lays knickerless on the desk with her legs wide blind man taks another big sniff and pronounces'
"I can't quite put a date on it but I think it is the bog door from a trawler".
Sexlightened
Surely it is time for another round of this fantastic game.
For those that play the game regularly you will probably be finding it difficult to start. I have been thinking for some time and cant find a relevant start move.
Can you help.
Please use the Buntington Funtrock classic rules as it can otherwise get a bit too complecaated.
Steve
For those that play the game regularly you will probably be finding it difficult to start. I have been thinking for some time and cant find a relevant start move.
Can you help.
Please use the Buntington Funtrock classic rules as it can otherwise get a bit too complecaated.
Steve
Sexlightened
I was with a few pals last night and one of them referred to the female genitals as 'A badly packed kebab'
Another said he was going home and would be having ' a tentative foray around the Mexican saddlebags' when he got home.
This inevitably only went down hill from there.
'A cat with it's throat cut'
'A ripped out fireplace'
were among others.
As you can guess the comany was all male.
Anyone know if any more? and ladies, do you have any suggestions for alternative names for the 'pork sword'?
Another said he was going home and would be having ' a tentative foray around the Mexican saddlebags' when he got home.
This inevitably only went down hill from there.
'A cat with it's throat cut'
'A ripped out fireplace'
were among others.
As you can guess the comany was all male.
Anyone know if any more? and ladies, do you have any suggestions for alternative names for the 'pork sword'?
Sexlightened
A young couple were returning from Spain and were taken to the airport by friends and were given a parrot and a skunk as a parting gift.
Obviously they realised that they could not simply bring these animals into the UK in their luggage so the man suggested that he puts the parrot in his blazer top pocket. The coloured feathers would look like a hankerchief.
He suggested that his wife secreted the skunk in her knickers.
"But what about the smell", she asked.
"Look, if it dies it dies" her man retorted.
Have a nice day all.
Obviously they realised that they could not simply bring these animals into the UK in their luggage so the man suggested that he puts the parrot in his blazer top pocket. The coloured feathers would look like a hankerchief.
He suggested that his wife secreted the skunk in her knickers.
"But what about the smell", she asked.
"Look, if it dies it dies" her man retorted.
Have a nice day all.
