Quote by Dizzy_DonnaCouple
the fact that we let every low life from other countrys (the ones that want to work are great but there are so many that come over and don't work)
Quote by sheer_gloss
WELL LONNI SAS DOES LOOK LIKE SHES HAD A HARD LIFE I MUST ADMIT, BUT THAT MESSAGE YOU SENT ME SAYING SHE COULD NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS GET AWAY WITH 41 LET ALONE 21 IS A BIT HARD MATE. XXXX
Quote by Sassy_H
Did you really think you were all going to party without moi
Quote by little gem
The meeting in Tesco Version...
"Would Joe/Joanne "I'm a secret swinger" Bloggs please come to the desk where your other half is waiting. You have the car keys and you won't be able to get home to let the cat out and collect your four children. Please come to the customer support desk immediately."
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Have you ever considered writing comedy (apologies if you are already a time-served leading comedy writer.)
Nope im just...... ME 
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: iain here how can get anybody to vouch for me as am new s/h member and this would be my first party 
