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M1ssVery
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
0 miles · Greater London

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oh bloody heck I just looked at my profile..photo albums, cover photos,...ewwww 


Hate the forums that's why there are months in between sign-ins for me. Forums were the main place I found my meets as well!!! No chance now.

I am so glad I was lucky enough to join just before the changes started to happen, good times good times drinkies But now the more this looks like fb the more put off I am..icon_rolleyes

Meh,


Quote by Meeko
We have problems with accounts.
My eldest has his Xbox registered to my account for some reason, so when I went to register my Xbox it wouldnt let me.
I managed to with someone from America and they rambled on about having to swap the accounts, but it would be something like a 90 day process because 1 account has to be dissociated then the other account then they can be re-registered :uhoh:
I was well and truly confused so went for a pint as you do.... That was 2 years ago and I still aint got around to it. :doh:
So my advice would be...... Go to the pub or possibly try Skyping them. (I'd do the pub thing and open accounts tomorrow)

I didn't go to the pub..but I did go for a Thai...extra prawn crackers!
I searched for help online and this is what they had to say on their help page..brace yourself:
"If you can’t unblock your account with the security code and changing your password, customer support can still help you get your account back. To contact customer support, you’ll need to sign in to your account, and fill out an online form. " loon
I managed to chat to someone online, reset one password and accessed that account, but my second account is still blocked but "someone from customer service will get back to me about it in 24-48hrs"..
for 14yrs! How does one switch?...:undecided:
Random memory of the day..
I went out with a guy who loved nothing more than turning the hot water temperature full blast in the shower and aiming that shower head onto/under his man bags.. the best combo was scalding hot water and a super powerful jet shower head..and I mean HOT water! :shock:
He said it felt sooo good like he was satisfying a deep deep itch..
guys?..dunno
Quote by Cubes
Open notepad or another text editor and type your password in there to make sure the 'puter isn't doing something funky with it. If that works okay, then copy/paste the password into .

:huh: yeah ok I hear what you're saying...x
I checked that..and clicked it and unclicked it to be sure! Then I went to my sister's laptop couldn't get in through there either..
muther udder!
I just logged out of my account so I can log into another..It said wrong password, kept trying till it blocked me. I Reset it..still said wrong password! So I Reset again..STILL said I am entering wrong password!! How the heck is that possible? I got angry and gave up..
Went back to log into my 1st account and now I can't get back in that either! It is insisting that I am entering the wrong password! I am NOT!! I use this password everyday at work to access !! whyyyyy!! What the heck??!!!
I know there are a few tech heads here-- help a frustrated woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!banghead
You talk about respect a lot in your post, especially towards your wife. That's great. Although at times I felt you were perhaps trying to "sell yourself" as an upstanding photographer to any ladies on here..but anyway.. I think the biggest show of respect you can give your wife is to tell HER what you just told all of us! Simples.
For all you know, her cut off might have nothing to do with you or your age..but no one here can tell you.
Quote by Meeko

Mmmm bacon sarnie....now THAT's how you get a girl's attention!

Now are you red sauce or brown sauce girl with you're bacon?
It's also time I started curing my own bacon and making my own sausages again,  I've never seen Sh's eyes pop out so far when I showed her my meat platter :shock:
I'm a switch when it comes to sauces on my cured meat!
I tried smoked shoulder bacon for the first time this summer. Oh my! red, brown, plain, just give it to me!!!
I started to post a reply but I changed my mind..how do I delete a post!!?
This is a chat up line for the Admins!!!!
You are not going to get far with a profile like that...Girls are not going to "Add you so you can get it on"-have you looked at your competition?!
Mmmm bacon sarnie....now THAT's how you get a girl's attention!
Quote by wickedpleasures
Perhaps there are some people who will be put off by your red days., but some of us would adore it!
It's totally natural and is part of you, simply another fluid. It avoids the use of lube and frankly the ladies I have been with
during their period, have had "deeper" orgasms and as an added benefit your period usually finishes earlier (due to your muscle use)
I'm sure there is a group on here that caters for Red fun.
Please feel free to message us if you wish discuss this more
D & A
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"In the short summer night she learnt so much. She would of thought a woman would of died of shame. Instead of which, the shame died."
- D.H. Lawrence

It is different when you have sought this out and arranged a meeting knowing what lubricant is on hand (see what I did there).. When you are at an event though, with people who don't know each other or what to expect, are nervous, some may be newbies..I wouldn't recommend..There is enough worry going around about sweaty moomoos and smelly breaths..You are also using SHARED facilities remember that!
Shame that chemicals are not an option..they are my social calendar buddy!
A very belated happy birthday Joewally!!
You gave me the best advice/contact 3 years ago- it has changed my life! Thank you!! I am still in contact with them..expanding the empire ;) xx
what Skinny says..
https://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/425845.html
Quote by tinytimmy
Sorry to be so boring, but we would say check your grammar.
Profiles and posts with poor grammar and spelling immediately put us off and we know others feel the same way.

:jagsatwork: yes!
And don't assume you have to chat filth to get filthy. Often a nice friendly chat about everything but sex is what makes someone positively engage with you and comfortable enough to meet ya.
Good luck
I don't believe in the whole "if your anatomy match then you know how to pleasure better"..I think man or woman, it's all about learning, practicing, and most importantly whether the person ACTUALLY ENJOYS doing it!
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The masks!! They look like Pinocchio's jackass boys in Pleasure Island..
Are they hit or miss? Anyone has experience attending during the Easter bank holiday weekend? Options are ourplace4fun, abfabs, the old hellfire club... A friend is taking his girlfriend and asking me to help him choose the venue like I'm some expert!
Agree with the above although ourplace4fun has no private rooms. Still a brilliant friendly place and owners are lovely. Just be aware that you can't get it on in private.
Quote by MidsCouple24
Good job I can take it as well as give it then isn't it, because at the time of my statement his profile was misleading, I have since apologised to him for what I said yet still people make equally derogative statements about me whilst claiming to be innocent of what I did, I gave my opinion of what I thought someone to be, a bit like people saying I have no sense of humour yet they have never met me, people saying I get no meets because I have no tact but have never met me, it's ok to call me names like tactless and humourless but not ok to stay someone is a timewaster or lying in a written statement.
Witch hunts are such fun. But as I said, it has been interesting to see that the total support has been for the incorrect profile and it has completely changed my opinion of the people here, I now believe that an inaccurate profile is much more welcome one than an accurate or honest one on here.

Now you know that's not true or what people are suggesting..
Maybe sometimes it's just better to respond to a thread and never mind the profile that posted it. I for one, would like a bit more on the topic now..how DO couples deal with different sex drives?
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Lyson ad from 1930s..
Don't neglect your fannies ladies :thumbup:
Anyone else can't help reading the forum name to the tune of Salt N Pepa's Let's Talk About Sex every time they see it?...
:happy:
Can I just say that the date that appears someone "joined" the website is not indicative of when they became "members". So you can't always accuse people of being on here for years behind their partner's back or as a misleading profile. I for once just realised (thanks to the mods) that the reason I couldn't have my username without a "1" instead of an "i" is because that username is taken..by me..:huh: back in 2008. HUH? What the? I do NOT remember joining?? Maybe it was one tipsy night I was trying to perv at some pictures? who knows..