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I got latex examination gloves. Will they do?
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Mmmaybe
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I'm with Sassy on this one - I love having people to visit (as long as I'm not racing to a deadline or in the middle of something) but like at least a little bit of notice to clear up the chaos and get myself in the right frame of mind/dress!
Equally I'll almost never just drop in on someone - always text or ring first to check it's convenient, even if I'm nearby.
Equally I'll almost never just drop in on someone - always text or ring first to check it's convenient, even if I'm nearby.
I often smile and talk to strangers - makes me smile to smile at people and vice versa.
When I go back down to old haunts in London though this often causes people at bus stops to look as if they want to call the police!
Once upon a time when I used to tour guide herds of wee Americans round London it was always soooo amusing to see peoples' faces when my groups, accustomed to small-town friendliness in deepest Texas or wherever, would try to strike up conversations with commuters on the Circle Line!
When I go back down to old haunts in London though this often causes people at bus stops to look as if they want to call the police!
Once upon a time when I used to tour guide herds of wee Americans round London it was always soooo amusing to see peoples' faces when my groups, accustomed to small-town friendliness in deepest Texas or wherever, would try to strike up conversations with commuters on the Circle Line!
Quote by flower411
I`ve often apologised to people to diffuse an argument or a volatile situation. It serves a dual purpose
It shows the other people in the room that you are prepared to back down and not continue a futile argument just for the sake of it, which demonstrates that you are a strong person capable of diplomacy...
And...
It annoys the shit out of the dick head who was looking for an argument in the first place
Perfectly said!!
I hate to say sorry if I don't think I'm in the wrong. Generally in my personal life I own't. But dealing with clients etc, that's another matter - a smile and a sorry can be a very worthwhile investment to turn around a situation...
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Ummm you first need to decide what you want out of life.
then you break it down to stuff that is manageable within the time frame you are planning for.
simple really.
I knew there was somewhere I was going wrong! I'm ace at planning for other people but an eternal fence-hopper where it comes to my own life. Been interesting so far though ...
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the lad for ages. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night he shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'
He goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and he is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'you never said you were this religious.'
The boy turns, and whispers back, 'You never said your father was a pharmacist.'
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the lad for ages. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night he shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'
He goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and he is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'you never said you were this religious.'
The boy turns, and whispers back, 'You never said your father was a pharmacist.'
Quote by BIoke
The cockpit of a Boeing 747.
Nice! Questions:
a) were you with the captain?
b) were you on the ground or admiring the view from aloft?
When the captain's announcement voice has a wobble in it next time I fly, I will have suspicious smily thoughts...
No - it was the First officer, the Captain was in a break in a bunk at the back of the plane
We were about 39,000 feet above Siberia on the way back from Hong Kong at the time Wot
They get bored up there, there's not a lot to do when the plane's flying itself :rascal:And DG - less of the Virgin air hostess teasing. I looked lovely in my red dress :wink:
A shag worth remembering - impressed.
OK, ex trolley-dolly-in-the-stunning-red-dress... is there any truth in the story I vaguely remember from a Virgin rep back in my travel agent days that an aircraft had to land somewhere in Greenland(ish) in the mid 90s due to a suspect buzzing in the baggage which turned out to be an overexcited vibrator?
Aural sex is the best! I believe that's how I lost most of last Friday...
And a lovely voice can woo me. I had a client once with an amazing voice - we flirted gently for months. I'd done him loads of favours and he'd started mentioning he owed me dinner. One day he came into the office - fat, hairy and with appalling dress sense. I was devastated!! And was soooo glad I'd stayed cagey about that dinner invite!
And a lovely voice can woo me. I had a client once with an amazing voice - we flirted gently for months. I'd done him loads of favours and he'd started mentioning he owed me dinner. One day he came into the office - fat, hairy and with appalling dress sense. I was devastated!! And was soooo glad I'd stayed cagey about that dinner invite!
Agree with Too Hot. Yes Ryanair have lots of add-ons, but they're still cheap. Do you want to pay an extra £50 for a BA meal and a nice smile on a £50 ticket, or do you just want to get there? It's a choice. I just booked flights to Italy for under half the price of BA on Ryanair. If I'd wanted to take hold baggage and do airport checkin the two would've been close in price and I might have chosen BA. But I didn't, so Ryanair worked fine for me. And because their profits depend on fast turnaround their on-time record is one of the best in Europe, apparently.
I wouldn't fly em to New Zealand, but for routes where flying is a bit like taking the bus, I'm happy to go with the cheapie. IF there are delays etc they can be gits, but I figure that I have to fly enough that the cumullative savings end up being enough to cover an occasional short-notice alternative flight.
I wouldn't fly em to New Zealand, but for routes where flying is a bit like taking the bus, I'm happy to go with the cheapie. IF there are delays etc they can be gits, but I figure that I have to fly enough that the cumullative savings end up being enough to cover an occasional short-notice alternative flight.
Sort of agree with Tankinky here - if it's patently obvious they haven't read or taken note of my profile, then I generally won't bother to reply unless I've nothing better to do. Otherwise I almost always will, even with a thanks but no thanks type message.
Just peeked at your profile, Mark-kent. This is normally the first thing I do if I get any mail that seems more than a mass-mailing. You might get more response if you included your status, a wee bit of profile text and a pic (even if not your face) - you may not think those things are important to you, and I don't know about others, but I find messages from completely blank profiles rather creepy.
Just peeked at your profile, Mark-kent. This is normally the first thing I do if I get any mail that seems more than a mass-mailing. You might get more response if you included your status, a wee bit of profile text and a pic (even if not your face) - you may not think those things are important to you, and I don't know about others, but I find messages from completely blank profiles rather creepy.
I procrastinate too. It is truly amazing how urgent small things at home, or checking the forums here, or doing virtually anything, can become when I have something important but unpleasant to do instead. Yet if I just got on and did it life would be so much more fun after. Ho hum.
I have a 'get motivated' seminar booked on Wednesday - there's every chance I won't get round to getting up and going to it - is that bad?
I have a 'get motivated' seminar booked on Wednesday - there's every chance I won't get round to getting up and going to it - is that bad?
