Urgh...
That's just wrong.
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*tries to ignore Fred's avatar* Where is Jags when you need her!!! 
Anyway, I know when I need to be in the good books so here goes...
Happy Valentines Day and Happy Anniversary, Blue Eyes
:inlove: :rose:
Right....that's my soppy moment over for another year, better just go for a pint to make sure I am still "all man".
Anyway, I know when I need to be in the good books so here goes...
Happy Valentines Day and Happy Anniversary, Blue Eyes
:inlove: :rose: Right....that's my soppy moment over for another year, better just go for a pint to make sure I am still "all man".
Sorry Donna and Mark, I thought I had. We fully discussed it before we got into this and in fact, Blue Eyes is always the person who makes contact with other people (only because she likes to be the one to chatter). We don't have a particular category that we fall into. We do not just swing with couples, or with single guys, or with single women. We swing with people who interest us, and turn us on. If for one second, I thought that BlueEyes was not happy with that, I would stop it now, but I know she's not.
Before we are swingers, we are a loving couple, and that is what matters most.
Before we are swingers, we are a loving couple, and that is what matters most.
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At the end of the interview, he kindly thanked Mr X of the Fanny Planning Association for their time!!
Laugh? I nearly passed out!!!!!! :twisted:
Jeez!!!!!!! What sort of dumbass would say that sort of thing???? :shock:
You need to start tuning into a different radio station!!!!
I remember an occassion when a radio presenter forgot to switch his mic off, live on air at on a Saturday, he told the telephone girl that she "should not be so f***ing stupid, the answer was white christmas"
:lol: :lol: Being serious here for a change!
No matter what BlueEyes and I do, she'll always mean the world to me. We may flirt with other people and swing with other people but at the end of a day, I can come home after a hard day and a smile from her can mean more than anything
Having a steady relationship where you can share everything is what swinging is all about (to us!).
No matter what BlueEyes and I do, she'll always mean the world to me. We may flirt with other people and swing with other people but at the end of a day, I can come home after a hard day and a smile from her can mean more than anything
Having a steady relationship where you can share everything is what swinging is all about (to us!).
Two years ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 4.0 from Wife 1.0, thus returning to Drinking Mates 4.2. I had sorely missed Drinking Mates 4.2 and spent a long time with this before I successfully managed to run this alongside Girlfriend 4.0.
At Christmas, I upgraded to Fiancé 2.0 only to discover that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 2.0. This does come bundled with FreeSex Plus but I am still trying to find Cleanhouse 2000, mainly due to the fact that Chat and MSN messenger is still available.
To my cost, I have discovered that not only can Fiancé 2.0 use the internet, but is increasingly available to Drinking Mates 4.2.
I have tried re-booting but Fiancé 2.0 does not seem to go away, in fact…I think I am stuck with it!!!!!!!
At Christmas, I upgraded to Fiancé 2.0 only to discover that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 2.0. This does come bundled with FreeSex Plus but I am still trying to find Cleanhouse 2000, mainly due to the fact that Chat and MSN messenger is still available.
To my cost, I have discovered that not only can Fiancé 2.0 use the internet, but is increasingly available to Drinking Mates 4.2.
I have tried re-booting but Fiancé 2.0 does not seem to go away, in fact…I think I am stuck with it!!!!!!!
You are Animal. You are completely nuts, but fun to be around. SPECIAL TALENTS: Drums, Women, Food. HOBBIES: Drums, Women, Food. FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS: "Louder!", "Food now!" and "Want Woman!" LAST BOOK EATEN: "The Musicians' Guide to Drums, Women & Food" NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT: An appetite.
Yup..thats about right...food, women..
Yup..thats about right...food, women..
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I'm just glad that you're taking your responsiblities so seriously - honest. I get SO TEED off with blokes (or even the women I suppose) asking for or offering 'bareback' stuff here.
Take a pat on the back.
Couldn't agree more.. reminds me of the time one guy tried to tell BlueEyes that he couldn't perform with one on..
*whistles* guess he didn't realise the meaning of the word angry till then...
If we're chatting to people over the net, it's usually Blue Eyes who does the talking- it's what she's good at (believe me!)
She posted an ad on another site and got about 50 replies and most of them were along the line of "how would you like this rammed into you?" or "can u handle this?".
I didn't even let her reply, not that she was going to anyway but having these sort of manners doesn't even merit a reply.
She posted an ad on another site and got about 50 replies and most of them were along the line of "how would you like this rammed into you?" or "can u handle this?".
I didn't even let her reply, not that she was going to anyway but having these sort of manners doesn't even merit a reply.
Maybe time to start your own designer label...Rocky Horror duffel coats and mittens!
Why the hell do women take so long to get packed?!! We're going away for two nights and she's packing her entire wardrobe. I wouldn't mind but I'm not planning on her wearing very much!!
:twisted:
Jags, I would've happily flirted with you in Kat's absence! Sure you won't be short of substitutes though!
Well... have passports, will travel! See you all next week - have fun!
Why the hell do women take so long to get packed?!! We're going away for two nights and she's packing her entire wardrobe. I wouldn't mind but I'm not planning on her wearing very much!!
:twisted:
Jags, I would've happily flirted with you in Kat's absence! Sure you won't be short of substitutes though!
Well... have passports, will travel! See you all next week - have fun!
