Sexlightened
sorry but no, no way, not a chance, never in a million years. :scared: i can only just do blackpool tower and that is not including the walk of faith
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Mrs__wadefun
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 51
Straight Male, 53
0 miles · Greater Manchester
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Sexlightened
i am now getting officially excited :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: i don't know if you can tell or not :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: only 18 sleeps :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: sorry i can't help it 
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oh my god i don't believe it i won yesterday :bounce: its only taken me a month and a half to win one most probably never win again :giggle:
Sexlightened
rita sue and bob too i know its dated now but it still makes me chuckle
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my first car was a rover 100 kensington i really loved it but it was too small for mr wade being 6 ft 2" i could turn it on a coin had no problems with parking. but because it was so small the jokes came thick and fast, like if you turned it over it had corgi written on it, or if it needed washing that i could put it in the sink. but i'd have it back 2morrow. :inlove:
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Quote by Suede-head
Not so good today but my consistancy has allowed me to cash in my credits for a dapper haircut and a certificate ... anyone else given themselves a reward ?
for doing so crap yesterday i bought myself a happy dog to cheer myself up. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: lo and behold it worked got 10/10 today :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
i'll forget the cheesy snow globe i bought last week
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hi nola 
we went to our first club this weekend. the one in bury. we were full of nerves and excitement and no real idea of what to expect. we arranged to meet some friends off here, and they didn't dissappoint. we just went with the flow, at first we just went for a drink in the bar all fully clothed, had a few laughs to relax us. then we went and got changed some of us wore underwear some wore a towel, it was entirely up to us what we wore, some people stayed clothed for quite a while, but most wore towels. nobody batted an eyelid when we decided to get in the jacuzzi, it just felt so natural. we swapped from the jacuzzi to the plunge pool with ease. when we decided to have a wander we just put our towels on and went. have a look at the club website and see what their policy is. but most of all don't feel pressured into anything you don't feel comfortable with. most people follow the clubs rules on no means no, we had no problems there at all. we hope you have as much fun on your first visit as we had and wish you a great night.
we went to our first club this weekend. the one in bury. we were full of nerves and excitement and no real idea of what to expect. we arranged to meet some friends off here, and they didn't dissappoint. we just went with the flow, at first we just went for a drink in the bar all fully clothed, had a few laughs to relax us. then we went and got changed some of us wore underwear some wore a towel, it was entirely up to us what we wore, some people stayed clothed for quite a while, but most wore towels. nobody batted an eyelid when we decided to get in the jacuzzi, it just felt so natural. we swapped from the jacuzzi to the plunge pool with ease. when we decided to have a wander we just put our towels on and went. have a look at the club website and see what their policy is. but most of all don't feel pressured into anything you don't feel comfortable with. most people follow the clubs rules on no means no, we had no problems there at all. we hope you have as much fun on your first visit as we had and wish you a great night.
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mine is quite clean for a change just a few car park tickets and a few sausage roll crumbs. sadly that will change after next friday and it will become a bomb site roll on school holidays not :twisted:
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what the hell is a snafu :confused2: there seems to be a few dwarves and a couple of anus's thrown in for good measure :giggle:
Refund maw s
Sundew farm
Wander fm us
Warden fm us
Demur fawn s
Drawn fume s
Drawn sue fm
Drawn use fm
Dwarf menu s
Dwarf 'em sun
Dwarf 'em un s
Dwarf men us
Dwarf sun me
Dwarf me un s
Femur dawn s
Femur wand s
Man's we'd fur
Man's dew fur
Man's fur wed
Men's fur wad
Nurse wad fm
Snafu we'd mr
Snafu dew mr
Snafu mew dr
Snafu wed mr
Snarf mud we
Sudan few mr
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Anus drew fm
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Dawn fuse mr
Dawn ruse fm
Dawn sure fm
Dawn surf 'em
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Dram few sun
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what the hell is a snafu :confused2: there seems to be a few dwarves and a couple of anus's thrown in for good measure :giggle:
Sexlightened
we'd just like to say a big thanks to all you lovely peeps who made our first visit to a club as enjoyable as it was. we had a few :drinkies and some great laughs as well as a lot of playing and we'll definitely be going again
Sexlightened
my person isn't famous or well known but i would love to be stuck in a lift with my husband :inlove:
:twisted: then maybe we might get a bit of us time away from our little asset drainers who have the almost uncanny knack of timing their interuptions to perfection :twisted:
:twisted: then maybe we might get a bit of us time away from our little asset drainers who have the almost uncanny knack of timing their interuptions to perfection :twisted:
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i have spent a lot of time on here lately. i have been a member for over 4 years, used to share my hubbies account, till i was sick of fighting over who's turn it was :giggle: i seem to pick at a few subjects and just read some. i get what i want out of the forum and i suppose if i wanted more i would do more if that makes sense 
. i read some of the more contraversial threads and i sometimes go to answer then i stop and think do i want to get dragged into a row for voicing my gobby opinion maybe one day i will and let everyone find out what an opinionated argumentative git i really am :D but for now i am happy as i call it just surfing the forums and i also love the diverse topics on here its certainly not for the fainthearted with some topics. it is what it is to all who use it, some get sick of it and some thrive on it. i hope its here for many a more year and who knows one day i might just be able to get my foot in my gob and give my honest opinion on some of the posts :giggle:
. i read some of the more contraversial threads and i sometimes go to answer then i stop and think do i want to get dragged into a row for voicing my gobby opinion maybe one day i will and let everyone find out what an opinionated argumentative git i really am :D but for now i am happy as i call it just surfing the forums and i also love the diverse topics on here its certainly not for the fainthearted with some topics. it is what it is to all who use it, some get sick of it and some thrive on it. i hope its here for many a more year and who knows one day i might just be able to get my foot in my gob and give my honest opinion on some of the posts :giggle:
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oh crap i was to slow posting it was for the one above :giggle:
but making up everytime
but making up everytime
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i wont make a choice i love em both :giggle:
soaps
eastenders
or
coronation street
soaps
eastenders
or
coronation street
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thanks miss b and you know i would if you were there :giggle: we'll have plenty of 
and hopefully plenty of 
and 
and maybe even some :wanker: but it won't put us off :evil2: :giggle: :evil2: :giggle: and i'll have one for you :cheers:
and hopefully plenty of and and maybe even some :wanker: but it won't put us off :evil2: :giggle: :evil2: :giggle: and i'll have one for you :cheers:
Sexlightened
i'm sure there will be lots of eager peeps there to look after you
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Quote by bustylady40
:gagged: don't tell anyone but I'm really looking forward to tomorrow night. :happy:
pppsssttt busty dont tell anyone either but i'm looking forward to it too
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Quote by susie123456
HAVE A BRILL NITE, SURE ONCE YA IN AND HAVEIN A GREAT TIME YA NERVES WILL SOON GO.X WISH I COULD MAKE
thanks susie i'm sure we will and its a shame you can't come xxxxxxxxxxx
Sexlightened
hello and :welcome: we found going in the chatrooms helped to get to know some peeps and going to socials and munches and as far as i can see nothing wrong with your profile just not had much look yet but that can change
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:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: had me in stitches especially when i sang it to myself :karaoke: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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aha so i shocked you 
i did what you said i looked at what you said for clues and found them cos they were there and bingo i guessed right :smug: :giggle:
i did what you said i looked at what you said for clues and found them cos they were there and bingo i guessed right :smug: :giggle:
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can i have a part time job cos i'll need time off for swinging myself :swingingchair: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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i personally don't think you have done anything to apologise for it was a joke some people got it some didn' everyone has the same sense of humour. you should only apologise if you did malicioulsly and you intended to hurt people. from all your posts i certainly did not see one ounce of malice or intent. if everything we did took the feelings of other people into account we most probably would not do a lot. cos you can please all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time. so a big :therethere: from me you little minx
