You could include "Chance In A Million" with an EXTREMELY eccentric Tom Chance, a man who downs his pints in one go and gets through a hamster a week.
Wonderfully well written with some of the comedy built around the ad-break.
Simon Callow and Brenda Blethyn in top form.
Don't be a stranger. I hope you find happiness.
Who says that Stan actually said these things?
He could have been quoted out of context or had his words "massaged" by the editorial staff to make them more sensational under the guise of making his quote/s fit the page or more coherent or Sun-reader level.
Reporters do have to paraphrase peoples comments, or the newspapers would be half filled with such facinating copy as: "I said, er, um, well, actually he said to me, um, I can't remember exactly, er, but anyway, you know, er".
mmmmm, Swinging Sardines!
If I had known, I wouldn't have had that curry.
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Deirdre Sanders. noun. plural.
Machines having a powered abrasive-covered disk or belt, used for smoothing or polishing Deirdres.
@FredFlintstone: I like your spelling "Dierdre", but I prefer "Diredre"
Not enough exclaimation marks for a Sun reporter, surely?
Sounds like "entrapment" to me.
No, Will, we are not all like that. Unfortunately % is technically not "All".
NOTE: I would like to consider myself in the %, but other people may put me the other side of the fence...
NorthamptonMan (trying to be nice) :smile2:
I hate people who think that the anonymity of the internet allows them to offend others with impunity.
I hope you have a way of banning their IP as well as their username, Mark.
The Tosserometer (TM) sounds like an excellent idea. All we have to do now is think of a way of making it practical.
Dammit Yosarian , what have you gone and done!
In the spring a young man's fancy,
Lightly turns to thoughts of love.
And the Summer,
And the Autumn,
And the Winter,
See above.
Pam Ayres.
You'll get more than a red nose if they get stuck in the radiator grill! :shock:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Mine are all wet,
And will come off for you.
I never did find out who sent it, even after much detective work... :cry:
I can't believe I haven't seen anyone mention The Goodies yet.
Double Deckers.
Sir Prancealot. (Ohh Bert. Ohh 'Arry.)
lol
Never had a threesome, so I suppose I am still a virgin in a way.
I spent most of the first evening wondering what the hell was going on.
I never thought of my story as Fiesta-fodder. Do you think I should send it in?
Give Sue her due, she did teach me to type.
Where's your Mavis Beacon method now, eh?