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Redbird
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
Straight Male, 60
UK

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Regarding having a swab from the genitals taken at the clinic. This no longer happens. My last check up did not include this and it was explained to me that it is no longer required as they can pick up everything from blood and urine tests. I am not convinced and told him so.
I just told Mr Redbird I'm going for a facial later. You can guess his response.
I've just been to a step class this morning at my gym. The instructor is gay and very camp. He has me in stitches a lot. He was showing us a step which he described as swinging. He was like "come on ladies swing over the step" Then he said "so do we have any swingers in here? I hear its very popular nowadays". I laughed so much the others in the class must be gossiping about me. Who cares? Not me lol
I'm disappointed Charley is out as she was really entertaining. I actually missed it last night as I was out doing naughty things but will be watching the repeat this morning.
I love stockings and suspenders. Hold ups are ok for the bedroom but they always fall down on me so wouldn't feel safe in public lol!
I LOVE shopping! The only time I can't bare it is when it is sales time - i.e. now. Everything is so disorganised I just walk back out.
I thought I was the biz in my black satin bomber jacket with red stars on the back.
We will be there and up 4 it. Any other fit couples up 4 it it's free i.e. no charge. See u there xxx
My niece used to call hers mini - just read through the old threads and saw someone else used the same name! My first boyfriend's was called Edgar and he named mine Hamish.
I'm only 5ft and 7 stone but I've never really been attracted to really tall guys. Would get a crick in my neck trying to snog em!
I think you should be as specific as possible in your profile. I will be adding/amending ours soon. However, I don't think it matters too much as most people ignore it anyway. We just put our first ad on in ages looking for couples this weekend and I got loads of replies from single guys. I amended the ad so it was VERY clear that we were not inviting single guys. I then got a message from a single guy suggesting that if we were not interested in single guys we should remove it from our profile. I replied to him that on this occasion we were looking for couples. The profile is completely separate from that is it not?
Thanks for the warm welcome guys! Missy I'm glad you *missed* my avatar (see what I did there). It is getting a bit old now. My hair isn't long but my botty is still the same lol! If I knew how to make another one I would. It took us long enough to upload the pics on our profile. So you might have the pleasure of it for a bit longer.
As a non smoker I think it is great. My hair and clothes still smell fresh the next day. I am a contact lens wearer so being in a smokey atmosphere plays havoc with my eyes.
It's a great place. We went there a few years ago. My only complaint was with the accommodation - it was dire. Some good fun to be had in the dunes too.
Hi folks not been around for a while but just thought I'd pop in to say hi.
Hmm tastes a bit salty usually. If the guy's a smoker sometimes it tastes disgusting.
Tight jeans are really sexy but I suppose it depends on what you are planning getting up to. They are not exactly easily accessible are they?
Don't you just wish there was something you could put on that would stop the hair coming back all together? I do. I know there is electrolysis but it is bloody expensive and no guarantee that it will work.
Haha! I knew I would get a comment like that Don't know what the correct terminology is lol!
I saw it last time it was in Manchester - thought it was excellent. The funniest thing was this couple who were sat right in the front of the stage. The artistes kept coming over and stroking the guy's head and flirting with him. His missus was going absolutely mad. I thought she was going to walk out and drag him with her at one point. Oops just realised what I wrote "drag" hehehe!
Just got back on line after my computer died. Noticed that someone has nicked my signature. Should I be flattered? lol
Aaaw that's so sad. Mr Redbird has a real thing for owls. We just been on an "owl encounter" afternoon that I bought him for Christmas. He got to fly loads of different owls. They were lovely. The barn owl is such a beautiful creature.