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Quote by Jewlnmart
Now we know we could arrange outdoor meets, but that just doesn't seem as fun to us as we like the spontenaity and randomness.

I get what you're saying but don't discount pre-arranged meets out of hand - they can turn out to be highly memorable if you don't plan too much wink
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Quote by Big_Fraser
Bush hides the character of a pussy

Oh jeeez lol so now not only do men want it bald, they want it to be able to act as well.
Can we just hook you up with John Malkovich and have done with it?
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Quote by tweeky
Thanks for the replies so far.
Only two people have said they have a FB acct for swinging use only and one of said they really dont use it. So where does FB replace SH as has been suggested on various threads?

As one of the two, I should probably add that my FB profile isn't really used for swinging as such. I use it for random spurts of one liner silliness with people I've already met but I can't imagine how I would use it to replace swinging sites as a way to meet new people.
If I wanted to arrange a meet with someone I already know, I definitely wouldn't do it through FB messaging, even if I was logged into it at the moment pervery struck - I'd head straight for their PM button on whichever site they're on instead. It just doesn't feel like the right environment for anything other than mild flirting and banter.
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Quote by Dlep
I wanted to include Chow Yun Fat to the list, but the travesty that is Pirates 3 put paid to that (he did his best, but the role he played, or at least the way it was written, is cringeworthy to say the least :mad: )

Hehehe I kinda liked him in that Dollop! Absolutely loved him in The Last Samurai as well (even Cruise was bearable in that).
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I have a facebook profile for swinging friends and acquaintances. I only log on now and then as I've just not been bitten by the FB bug - I am sooooo last century lol
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Quote by noladreams
I am incredibly aroused by a bit of well-written smut. By that I don't mean perfectly spelt or punctuated smut, but just the right amount of filth before it borders on the crude.

Oh yes, the right combination of words via PM or email can set me off mentally and physically. In the right frame of mind, I can be rather good at reciprocating too, especially if it's someone I know well enough to know what their triggers are. Love a good mindf*ck now and then :twisted:
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Dean Martin in Oceans 11 - supercool biggrin
Patrick Swayze in Point Break - I may be the only one who thinks so though lol
Lucy Liu in Kill Bill
George Clooney in From Dusk Til Dawn
Alan Rickman in pretty much anything
Robert de Niro in Angel Heart
and as someone already said, Vin Diesel in Pitch Black <hubba>
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Quote by Srne
And yes it will be very hard to find sucha woman. If it's something you really want to happen maybe hire an escort?

I don't think they need turn to paid services just yet lol
Seriously though, voyeurism isn't uncommon in women so why not try advertising for what you want? Andy's advice above is good I think, be really clear about what you're looking for - and maybe out some thought into what's in it for the female joining you too (a common complaint amongst single females is that they are approached as something of a performing seal e.g. my partners wants another woman to do x, y and z).
Good luck!
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Wooden salt and pepper mills.
Shaped like cocks.
For when the inlaws come to dinner.
innocent
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Quote by essex34m
H.R.H.
Genderless (if you say it right) and frankly, I'm worth it.
:swish:

Well if you are grabbing that one, I'm having 'The Right Honourable'.
Deservedly.
I agree.
You are right 'orrible.
bolt
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Coffee, strong, black and no sugar and lots of it wink

Ewwwwww lol
I'm a wuss, latte only!
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Aha, that explains random PMs about an ad that I've not renewed for more than a year lol
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Another vote for Hawaii 5-0, Steve McGarrett Mk II is oglesome! :twisted:
Don't know about what else I'd like to see remade, I'm too excited about the third series of Sons of Anarchy starting this week :color:
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Just got back and I'm shocked to be reading this.
Had some good times with Kev at socials, including a LOT of ribbing about his shoe hoarding habits!
Such saddening news.
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Quote by Buenohombre69
Despite the initial perception of sex appeal a lot of women complain they fuck up their hair when driven at any kind of speed

Sadly that's true, I rarely put the roof down on my way to somewhere, but always on the way back. Nothing beats driving with the roof down, feeling the wind rushing through your hair, even if it's not summertime. Arriving home looking like you've been been in a cat fight with a champion hair puller is worth it lol
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Quote by s1dthesexist
Ok, granted it may have been error to refer to a location and I would seek to raise that the location mentioned is recorded in the guide to dogging sites on here.
Perhaps I was wrong to think that puting the location with the specific issue might allow those people reading it to understand that they are ruining it. This was particularly as Serendity had suggested that moving closer was the right thing to do.
Sorry for any offence caused.

I'm lost, neither the OP nor I mentioned the site you've been talking about lol
S1d, you should probably bear in mind that I was giving advice to a solo female dogger from my experience of being a solo female dogger and we do need to think about applying a bit more caution. If I move my car from across a car park, it would be so that I can enjoy dogging whilst still being within a reasonable distance of my car if I need to get back to the safety of it. If a car park is so small that you'd be twenty feet from the car regardless of where you park, common sense would prevail and you wouldn't need to move it.
Fortunately, I've never had a couple have a problem with this, possibly because they quickly see I'm female so they "get" the reason behind it.
Obviously, this isn't the same as the behaviour that I think you're discussing which, if it's what I've occasionally seen and heard about, involves constantly moving around the car park when a new car arrives, putting full beams on, parking so close you can see what radio station someone is listening to etc etc. That's annoying behaviour from any gender!
However, I don't think anyone should construe my comments as a statement on the right thing to do at a specific site. Only that my experience has been that it's sometimes the safer thing to do at sites I've visited.
YMMV.
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This week has been more about Freudian slips of the aural variety <ooo errr,ahem)...
On the Northern Line, a couple of days ago, I distinctly heard "The next stop is Spank"
Rotten fibbers lol
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Quote by bIoke
In yer dreams, Bloke, in yer dreams!! rotflmao

Many of us are...
YOU! The things nightmares are made of...... poke
;)
<makes a nightmare sandwich>
Hehehe
:evil2:
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Quote by Tillie
"to all shit personnel" instead of "shift"

lol
I had a colleague who did something similar when sending a message about some stock counts. He managed to type the 'O' in stock but.....
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Quote by PitN
I once referred to the Bond character "Odd-job" as "Blow Job" in front of an ex's parents
Oopsy :shock: :shock:

:giggle: Excellent!!
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I'd be more than happy to slip you one in a Freudian style, Miss Drippy Knickers :rascal:

Just lay back on your couch and relax, eh Meatster? wink
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I've been to the hairdressers twice in the last couple of weeks. Both times, I had to think "blow dry, blow dry NOT blow job" before booking the appointment.
Apparently my deep subconcious is closer to the surface than I thought redface
Tell me I'm not alone with these Freudian near misses?
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Quote by Greedyfem
Any tips for a lone bi f dogger new to the area? xxx

Not an exhaustive list but some tips I was given on SH way back when and some stuff I learnt along the way (from the point of view of a voyeur rather than showing and mostly safety stuff)
- If your intention is to watch, think about what you wear as you may want to avoid giving off a signal that says otherwise
- Consider where you park and avoid corners where you could be boxed in
- Keep your car doors locked
- Keep your phone handy but if you have a bag with you, put it in the boot before you leave home
- Take wipes/tissues - even if you don't intend to participate you might be tempted to offer a hand and end up with something damp/sticky/wet in it lol
- Avoid killer heels
- If you want to go dogging with a male friend for company but just to watch, consider separate cars as it's likely other doggers will think that you're there to play/put on a show if you're in the same car (the first two cars parking with their headlights glaring on you are amusing but it gets old, fast wink )
- Take an umbrella, dogging in the rain can be fun!
- If you want to watch someone on the other side of the car park, move your car closer rather than placing yourself too far away from it.
- If you feel nervous, take your time, don't feel pressured to do anything you're not comfortable with.
- If you have friends you can trust with your dogging interest, call them to let them know you've arrived and left safely.
- Check out the places you'd like to visit during the daytime so that you're familiar with exits and know where the worst potholes, random tree trunks and width restrictions are.
Hmmm, can't think of anything else off the top of my head, I'm sure other people can offer some more bright ideas though - good luck!
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