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22 Mar 2009

Quote by JTS
You seem to have moved-on from that naive young lady who entered the dogging conflict so VERY long ago.....
Sigh.....................the age of innocence gone....

You'd think that wouldn't you?! But a recent conversation with another SH dogger proved that I'm still pretty wide eyed and wet behind the ears compared to some of you mucky lot! lol

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21 Mar 2009

Quote by Theladyisaminx
His he alone in wanting this?

No idea tbh, I don't have kids! How fantastic though, to see a teenager who is prepared to make different choices than his peers and follow his own path. Good for him I say! biggrin

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21 Mar 2009

Ahem - I'm amending that to peace and frilly panties, just because I can see McDirty lurking in here!! :giggle:
Edit: aha, you're heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere, pervery attracts pervery dontchaknow! wink

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21 Mar 2009

Hehehe, I got it but as usual, the urge to make pervy innuendos overtook me redface

Now, about my crystal..... :twisted:

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21 Mar 2009

Ooooh no, the shadows have sometimes been the best place to be :rascal:
G - is that an invite to come to Oxon to play with your warp coil? wink

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21 Mar 2009

Well, no, that's not true. Oops!
But we are invisible! Whenever anyone discusses or argues about dogging, we never get a mention. It's all about the blokes and the couples, the couples and the blokes, ra ra ra.
So I'm mentioning us (hello ladies). Single female voyeurs/players are here too. Not spoiling or shouting afaik, just lurking with pervy intent now and then :rascal:
My name is Legion, for we are ..... erm...a few lol

That is all! Peace and frilly knickers to you!

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13 Mar 2009

Quote by The_third_man
Just heard on the radio that a doctor is suggesting to the medical council that the government should put a tax on chocolate in order to cut obesity.

It'll work. By the time this government is done taxing everything pleasureable in life (cue sextax), no-one will be able to afford to eat so obesity will be cured. Everyone will be dead but there will definitely be no fat people!
Ooh hang on, cannibalism might be tax free - there could be some verrrrrrrrry fat people left! :twisted:

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13 Mar 2009

Aww Sarge

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10 Mar 2009

Quote by mattius
and what happens? - ten or more 'cub scouts' parade out of the wood and walk straight by the car!!
Yes it happened to me.

Hahaha, that happened to me too, although they were shouting a few lewd and unscoutlike comments about gay men!!

Quote by Silk and Big G
They react to key words, they're like Pavlov's Doggers

:laughabove:

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8 Mar 2009

Quote by BIoke
What's wrong with The Nolans!? :shock: The Dooleys are better though...

What are these Dooleys you speak of? is it code for something despicably filthy? <hopeful>

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8 Mar 2009

Quote by mattius
ummmmmmm...'straight as a die' Matt here....sorry to interupt on my own thread but you girls seem to be missing the point of our derby dilemna
is anyone going to offer a van of sugarbabes or pussycat dolls...we may as well make a party of it

Well, given that you said you're desperate, would you accept The Nolans?
Fantastic post Mattius, chuckles in the dogging section are a tonic! lol

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2 Mar 2009

Quote by Freckledbird
Hello! Where's your purple hippo? or was that someone else? oh well, hello anyway

The purple hippo was JGL biggrin

Ahhh well, what's a Q between swingers! :D
(waits for the punchline!)

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2 Mar 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly

Has anyone else found that you've changed your mind completely about something you used to hate?

Not something I hated but I always maintained that I was a voyeur rather than an exhibitionist but I have developed a "bish" side in the last year or so that's surprised me!
And I'm glad to see you've come over to the dark side of cock shot appreciation at last :twisted:

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2 Mar 2009

Quote by essex34m

What about Teenage Kicks by The Undertones? All about wanking and that's still played

As is 'Turning Japanese' by The Vapors
And I Touch Myself by Divinyls which is about as blatant as it gets lol

You Can't Touch This by MC Hammer is about being dogged in a locked car.
It's true!!
But I digress, Buddy Holly was not banned by the BBC but he was banned from playing in Lubbock, Texas for being a deviant rock and roller! :lol:

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2 Mar 2009

Hello! Where's your purple hippo? or was that someone else? oh well, hello anyway lol

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2 Mar 2009

I was a teenager in the mid to late 80s and I don't think I'd change it, except for maybe the 30s as women (of a certain social/financial standing) had an awful lot of freedom and new experiences then compared to previous and some later decades.
I loved the 80s though, even the dodgy parts of it were great! lol

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2 Mar 2009

Yeah I think it's great, babies should be tattooed as well (although only with Mum on their arms and Burp Here on their backs) and they should be able to get special bottles that have a separate fillers for the spirit and the mixer (oooh did I just invent alcotots?).
Errr....no!! Leave the poor little buggers ears alone!

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28 Feb 2009

Quote by Angel Chat
Selling an unwanted Valentines pressie on eBay (I bought it, then decided I didn't want to give it to the intended recipient). With almost 48 hours left to go, it's selling for more than double what I paid for it :mrgreen:

You're such a romantic Angel lol

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28 Feb 2009

Quote by Freckledbird
Mooching around the web, I found myself looking at cars - and I want one of these!

What's your dream car?

I like the new headlights on the TT...that's it though. If you see a woman tottering down the M1 holding a pair of TT headlights, it'll be me cool

My dream car is an AMV8 Series 4 in perfect condition. Or a brand new AMV8. Preferably both.

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28 Feb 2009

I have no idea I'm afraid Laurent, I can only give you my point of view which is...
- I have sent PMs in the past and had no response too, this is not just a single male phenomenon.
- I try to respond to most reasonable PMs from ads but there are times when the volume makes it necessary to only reply to a few. I know others who try to do this too but the time constantly spent doing that could be spent on talking to people you do want to meet.
- If you send the much hankered after "polite no thank you", it can sometimes be responded to with attempts at persuasion or just downright rudeness that begin to make it less desirable to respond to people who aren't what you want, at all.
- Some people work by the rule, no reply means no interest, which is their choice.
- Then there's the fact that a lot of people find it dificult to say no, so they say nothing.
So ultimately, you're not going wrong, you just have to accept that people won't respond in the way you want for any number of reasons that you can't control! There's no manual for swinging unfortunately lol

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28 Feb 2009

Quote by laurent
However one cannot speak for the whole gender

Indeed not, hence my use of the words "many" and "some" rather than "all" lol

Have you found the manual yet? wink

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27 Feb 2009

I'll get my people to call your people Meaty! lol

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27 Feb 2009

Quote by flower411
Up to £2 for a 150/200ml can of pop.

Sorry !! I don`t fly much ... but seriously ...are you saying that it`s unreasonable for an airline to charge extortionate amounts of money to people who can`t go without a can of "pop" for four hours ???
You`ve lost me here !!!
It may not have been in years past but now that you can't take any liquid onto a plane they have a captive audience for just a drink of water (unless this has been changed again now).

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27 Feb 2009

Cheers moi luvvers! I've had a great day, all that was missing was some filthy shenanigans! But there are still 364 days left for that sort of thing :twisted:

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27 Feb 2009

Quote by laurent
One last thing if I may,I do not agree with ( damn I forgot who it was????_) who said man do not read the manuals????!!! That is so unfair
we open the box try and play straight away with the toy, if it does not work and we do not seem to be as clever as we thought, we then turn to the manual and read it!!!!
just because we do not start by reading it does not mean we do not read it at all...
lol
xx

But just not the name of the manufacturer on the box then? lol

Has to be said though, the part in bold is not a bad summary of some approaches to reading an ad - look at the pic, attempt to play with it, read the details later! :giggle:

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27 Feb 2009

I love as many frills as possible on planes so flying with Easyjet for the first time wasn't something I was looking forward to! However, I found them surprisingly good for the cost and pretty comfortable, I've flown with them a few times now although I wouldn't do it for anything but short flights (3 hrs absolute tops).

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27 Feb 2009

Quote by Witchy
Do you simply not care?
If you don't care, would you rather not know- or doesn't it bother you in the least?

Mostly, I don't care. I've been trying to think of a circumtance where I might care and aside from the safe sex/health issues mentioned already, I'm struggling to think of any. I suppose if they'd slept with my worst enemy I might be bothered but I don't have enemies (that I know of lol

), just friends, acquaintances, people I have little interest in and people I don't like enough to bother with.
Knowing or not knowing is moot for me, it has no bearing on my choice of partners.
The personalities/behaviours of people I've had sex with are not my responsibiity. If I discovered that someone had not made advances to me because they somehow knew I'd played with someone they don't like, I imagine my response would be to raise an eyebrow of disdain and think them quite silly to miss out on fun with me because my choices aren't theirs.
Then I'd be distracted by something more interesting and move on! :lol:

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27 Feb 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
So what I'd like to know is whether any of the forumites actually use the ads and have a big success through them? If so, can you give some tips on adverts that are actually successful cause quite frankly, I'd like to have sex this weekend! :mrgreen:

Hmm define success lol

I have used the ads on and off over the years and they have been successful to an extent. Certainly, when I've advertised for bi men, I've been inundated but there's a big element of cold feet syndrome with them so it's hard work (although worth it in two or three memorable cases). I had a BDSM ad once and that worked out really well. I've had a dogging ad for a long time, not loads of success with that but the odd interesting PM. I once ran an ad (in LMU rather than the photo ads) for a bi female, that also worked out really well.
I've never put up an ad specifically for a single guy for one on one but my instinct is that less is often more when aiming ads at the blokies. I have the feeling that most men like list of things they can tick yes or no to, to work out if they're "the right man for the job". Let's be realistic, many men won't read instruction leaflets for anything, they're not going to get through multiple paragraphs! Give them a fairly straightforward "do I qualify" list, then they can move onto the profile to find out the rest. I tend to see ads as the shop front, the stock is at the back, so to speak! biggrin

(sorry guys but you know I'm right about those instruction manuals! :lol: )

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27 Feb 2009

Ooooh ello, I didn't expect to find this on here today, what a nice suprise!!! :color:
Yup, I am 39 today (thirtyfuggingnine :shock: ) but I was told at work that 40 is the new 30, so next year I'm going to be 30!
Thank you all for the birthday posts passionkiss

Nelly - I quite like being called Dippity doo dah, it makes me feel all warm and...stuff :twisted:

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26 Feb 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
The human body is supposed to produce several farts in a day. Most men will bang them out quite happily.
But where does a girl's gas go?

To their boobs - a quick check of profile pics will show you who the fart queens are lol

Oi!!

I resemble that remark!!! wink

I know, I know.....<holds nose> :lol:

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