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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 41
Straight Male, 65
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Quote by earthchild
am really really really sorry but
am still coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
That's a shame because I am too
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Quote by Cubes
I iron Deks and the lads boxers, dont do mine though
This thread made me curious in case I was missing out on something apecial, so I ironed a pair of my boxers. To be honest I won't be bothering again 'cos as soon as they went in the drawer they got all creased up again. Maybe I should be putting them on a hanger in the wardrobe? ;-)
they get folded in half and put in the drawer in nice little piles
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Quote by Cubes
Christmas shopping :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
Naughty!
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Quote by pebble
a grope when our hands are in the sink
OT - but why do men do that?! Never had a boyfriend that could resist it.
Never happened to me :dry: :sad:
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Sex for breakfast, followed by naked man making Sunday lunch and ironing. he doesn't even have to be naked
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Quote by Sarah
The SH Support Crew
Thanks to the accommodation crew
Feeding crew
Garage crew
and no doubt the cats!
xx
Has he recovered yet? :lol:
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the winds and the tides more than anything else, the other elements are less of a factor
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Go for it!, You only regret the things you didn't do
I would again in a shot
I would again in a shot
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Quote by earthchild
oooh me me please!!!
i really should check in here more often, some bugger give me a nudge next time lol!
Thanks for my nudge
Can I be added too please :bounce:
*subject to shitty uk weather and living oop norf*
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T4 NYA £41,395 
:rotflmao::rotflmao:
K1 NKY £68,995 :confused::confused:
:rotflmao::rotflmao: K1 NKY £68,995 :confused::confused:
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Yep and do quite regularly as well as eating stuff ourselves, If it smells ok its edible
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The secretary and 9 songs :rascal: I prefer 9 songs I think but it depends what mood I am in
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Coffee very strong - 3 heaped teaspoons for instant with milk and half a sugar unless I know the coffee is going to be crap then I will have tea
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Quote by Calista
In the results was 'Is it normal to be sexually atrracted to numbers?"
Ffs, what is wrong with these people?
I find 69 quite stimulating :rascal:
:lol: of course that was one of the replies within the thread!
The person asking the question wanks to algebra and finds the number 3 to be the ultimate turn on. :lol:
It takes all sorts eh!
Not an interesting prospective shag ...
"1 ... 2 ... 3 ... darn I've cum"
Followed by "Sorry I will be able to go again in 5...." before he promptly falls asleep
So you've met Morbius then?????
Nope but I know someone very similar :lol:
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Quote by Calista
In the results was 'Is it normal to be sexually atrracted to numbers?"
Ffs, what is wrong with these people?
I find 69 quite stimulating :rascal:
:lol: of course that was one of the replies within the thread!
The person asking the question wanks to algebra and finds the number 3 to be the ultimate turn on. :lol:
It takes all sorts eh!
Not an interesting prospective shag ...
"1 ... 2 ... 3 ... darn I've cum"
Followed by "Sorry I will be able to go again in 5...." before he promptly falls asleep
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Ffs meaty :sparring: you just reminded Dek to put 'the dude' on the holiday dvd pile :undecided: I used to like you
Does he know about the sequel?
I think he should go for a coen bros burnout
No country for old men
O Brother
Fargo
The man who wasn't there
Between those and plumping your cushions id call that pure heaven! :mrgreen:
:doh::doh: I let him put the new true grit there! aaaaaand dog soldiers (can tell I only live with men) He should not push his luck! No body plumps my cushions any more :twisted: they need expert attention
Well, if he's having a Jeff Bridges fest i can highly recommend Crazy Heart, excellent film with the addition of Maggie Gylenhall being fab and being top quality eye candy :rascal:
For a bit more wolf action, Brotherhood Of the Wolf is good
Now, about those cushions..... :wink:
I like crazy heart - that's mine, dead man's shoes and far north might get an outing too, We have a rather strange selection
Are you offering your fine services as cushion plumper? :rascal:
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Quote by Calista
Errrrmops::oops:
Silly question...... What is a female orgasm???
I was gonna say I'd never faked it, now I'm going to just to spite you - gonna fake it and roll over!
Quote by Tan--Kinky
The thing cally reeeeaaaalllly wants for Christmas icon_
I best not have to wait that bloody long!
Quote by Morbius
Oh that thing that cums in a box
I have never cum in a box ... and don't get any blummin' ideas
:rotflmao: Nice to see you 2 posting again 
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Ffs meaty :sparring: you just reminded Dek to put 'the dude' on the holiday dvd pile :undecided: I used to like you
Does he know about the sequel?
I think he should go for a coen bros burnout
No country for old men
O Brother
Fargo
The man who wasn't there
Between those and plumping your cushions id call that pure heaven! :mrgreen:
:doh::doh: I let him put the new true grit there! aaaaaand dog soldiers (can tell I only live with men) He should not push his luck! No body plumps my cushions any more :twisted: they need expert attention
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Quote by Morbius
Errrrm
Silly question...... What is a female orgasm???
The thing cally reeeeaaaalllly wants for Christmas
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Every one knows Goose was the coolest in Topgun :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
Ffs meaty :sparring: you just reminded Dek to put 'the dude' on the holiday dvd pile :undecided: I used to like you
I have a crappy women answer and a half decent answer, Alan Rickman, in well in anything really :smitten: :lol: and another vote for Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction
Ffs meaty :sparring: you just reminded Dek to put 'the dude' on the holiday dvd pile :undecided: I used to like you
I have a crappy women answer and a half decent answer, Alan Rickman, in well in anything really :smitten: :lol: and another vote for Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction
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Quote by woohoo
3. I sooooooo wish my dog would stop pulling!!
Have you tried this mrs funs?
HALTI has become the world's favourite canine headcollar because it has been designed to combine maximum steering efficiency with unequalled comfort for the dog. There are no metal parts in contact with the dog's skin and the point of steering is well down the nose and away from the eyes. A particular feature of the HALTI which is not shared by other designs of headcollar, is that it has an on-off muzzling action to close the dog's jaws. The HALTI makes training and behaviour modification of dogs practical and safe. It can be used in a number of ways: either as a passive means to simply stop dogs pulling, or as an active training aid. Handlers can gently direct the dog's head, steering him into desired positions which can then be rewarded and linked to a command associated with that posture, for example 'sit'! The HALTI range features six sizes in four colours and there is also a special leather-padded edition available. A velcro fastening can also be requested as an alternative to the standard clip fastening, to aid owners with reduced dexterity.
Would that work with dogs who just suddenly stop in the street and decide to lie down?
Its a hard life being a dog My wishes (for the time being)
1) For my son to do well in what ever he decided to do and have less struggles at school
2) Some financial security, not a lot just a little bit
3) For someone to buy my parents house so my dad is not driving the length of the country twice+ a week
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Picking up a few bargains including some Christmas decorations :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce: I like charity shops!
Getting a new phone from the phone insurers not a reconditioned one like they sent last time that broke! :happy::happy::happy:
taking old doggy for her haircut
Getting a new phone from the phone insurers not a reconditioned one like they sent last time that broke! :happy::happy::happy:
taking old doggy for her haircut
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I was the middle child until 4 years ago when 3 became 4 but grew up pretty similar to you foxy, 18 months between me and my brother but nearly 5 years between me and my sister. My brother and I shared everything and clothes were passed down from aunts and uncles and family friends. By time my sister came along both parents worked so she was brought up a bit differently, was spoilt and still is.
I babysat for people, did 3 paper rounds, went beating for the grouse/pheasants and did peoples ironing as well as other bits of 'work' I did. All my clothes, school trips, hobbies and things I wanted were paid for by myself from the age of 12 other than Christmas and birthday presents and school uniform.
I like to think of things as mine or his, he paid for it - its his, if I did - its mine. I have never quite got past that trait.
I like to think that I manage on my own, I don't run to my parents every time I am short of money or have a problem. I know if I ask they will help, they also know I would not ask unless it was very necessary. I think my childhood among other things prepared me to do that and as a parent if your children don't 'need' you, you have done something right in their upbringing (however much you may want them to need you)
The only slight problem I have with my childhood was a little lack of freedom. I give my son a little more freedom than I had.
I babysat for people, did 3 paper rounds, went beating for the grouse/pheasants and did peoples ironing as well as other bits of 'work' I did. All my clothes, school trips, hobbies and things I wanted were paid for by myself from the age of 12 other than Christmas and birthday presents and school uniform.
I like to think of things as mine or his, he paid for it - its his, if I did - its mine. I have never quite got past that trait.
I like to think that I manage on my own, I don't run to my parents every time I am short of money or have a problem. I know if I ask they will help, they also know I would not ask unless it was very necessary. I think my childhood among other things prepared me to do that and as a parent if your children don't 'need' you, you have done something right in their upbringing (however much you may want them to need you)
The only slight problem I have with my childhood was a little lack of freedom. I give my son a little more freedom than I had.
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Quote by anais
I have new neighbours who likes his music - but if he plays this one full blast again this week I am so gonna take his lollipop and then Im gonna stick it up his bum after I've added a few layers of concrete and superglue to it >sigh I feel better now!!
You read my mind
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I know of a few people I wish I could do that to :evil2: Kneading bread is a good outlet for aggression 
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Quote by anais
I have new neighbours who likes his music - but if he plays this one full blast again this week I am so gonna take his lollipop and then Im gonna stick it up his bum after I've added a few layers of concrete and superglue to it >sigh I feel better now!!
