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Tan____Kinky

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6 Jul 2011

Quote by anais
or

after 2am usually makes them a bit moody, I have no idea why
Apparently the last person who lived here played over and over again full blast while prancing around the front room in her bra, which annoyed the neighbours no end that goes a small way to explaining the pink and blue ceiling paint

Kate would drive me mad an all :lol2: Whats happened to her now? Does she still sing?
I used to have a neighbour that played depressing songs on loop for weeks at a time confused

confused

:? :? She was evicted for it in the end because none of us got any sleep.
Sinsi - I couldn't listen to that till the end sorry :lol2: :lol:
I feela bit sick now :? :? :? a cuppa tea, jelly beans and watching Samsons vid doesn't go together :? :?
I have no idea, I wonder if she knows the pain she inflicted on so many :scared This is about as 'brassy' as I can cope with
:evil2: :evil2:

6 Jul 2011

I love black lace redface

redface

surprised

ops::oops: I bet Lost's neighbours hate this - rotflmao

rotflmao

6 Jul 2011

or

after 2am usually makes them a bit moody, I have no idea why dunno

dunno

Apparently the last person who lived here played over and over again full blast while prancing around the front room in her bra, which annoyed the neighbours no end lol

lol

that goes a small way to explaining the pink and blue ceiling paint

6 Jul 2011

Sausage surprise hump

hump

6 Jul 2011

Quote by meat2pleaseu
1 1/2 tsp yeast
65ml warm water (you may need more)
1 tsp sugar
1 1/2 tsp sesame oil
60g rice flour
for a 500gm bread flour recipe, the rice flour makes the tiger appearance as it splits and cracks as it cooks
:lickface::lickface: made some yesterday

Always liked the look of you hot baps Tan :rascal: Just not the edible ones?

rotflmao

:rotflmao:
They look rather nibbleable to me :lickface:
nibble away gently lol

lol

6 Jul 2011

Quote by meat2pleaseu
1 1/2 tsp yeast
65ml warm water (you may need more)
1 tsp sugar
1 1/2 tsp sesame oil
60g rice flour
for a 500gm bread flour recipe, the rice flour makes the tiger appearance as it splits and cracks as it cooks
:lickface::lickface: made some yesterday

Always liked the look of you hot baps Tan :rascal: Just not the edible ones?

rotflmao

:rotflmao:

6 Jul 2011

Quote by Suedey
1 1/2 tsp yeast
65ml warm water (you may need more)
1 tsp sugar
1 1/2 tsp sesame oil
60g rice flour
for a 500gm bread flour recipe, the rice flour makes the tiger appearance as it splits and cracks as it cooks
:lickface::lickface: made some yesterday

Fresh Tiger Bread ... i didn't think it could get any better.
Might dust of that bread maker !
Don't need a bread maker lol

lol

:lol: I have one but never use it and make bread 3/4 times a week (we never buy bread from a supermarket any more)

6 Jul 2011

1 1/2 tsp yeast
65ml warm water (you may need more)
1 tsp sugar
1 1/2 tsp sesame oil
60g rice flour
for a 500gm bread flour recipe, the rice flour makes the tiger appearance as it splits and cracks as it cooks
:lickface::lickface: made some yesterday

4 Jul 2011

Lying on a beach, somewhere a bit hot with a good book and an ice cold glass of lager watching very fit men over the top of my sunglasses redface

redface

4 Jul 2011

I picked mine because I think tans are kinky lol

lol

27 Jun 2011

Giving bob 2 new girlfriends to play with lol

lol

23 Jun 2011

Quote by Big_Fraser
Reading an initial air accident investigation report into a helicopter incident today and I had to
The instructor stated that, although he was aware of the bush, he incorrectly assessed its position and distance from the tail rotor. The bush has been trimmed.

Sorry bush lovers but I bet the advice from the final report is going to be:
'all large bushes in helicopter training areas must be trimmed'
Not the more sensible:
'stay away from bushes in your helicopter you stupid fucker!'
:giggle:
Any other examples of stupid conclusions from the crazy world of officaldom???
Just watch the apprentice :huh:

22 Jun 2011

Booking holibags, to somewhere we have not stayed before :bounce:
Fixing my computer all by myself :eeek:

17 Jun 2011

Have you paid the site fee on the couples account? to enable you to go into the chatroom /post on the forum? dunno

dunno

16 Jun 2011

Quote by Lost
Do you tell them if the coffee they've made you is shite?
I must admit on a couple of occasions I've had to do so, much to the horror of J my ever enduring and utterly gorgeous Mrs, I do try to tell them in a nice way though.

would you actually fuck someone who tried to give you instant coffee???
They'd be f*cked if they didn't lol

lol

I love coffee, its gods own drink, whether it's instant or fresh as long as its good then good but if it isn't. Well I just got to tell em.
As for tea? Sorry Tan but that really is the reserve of the old, People who wear hats and gloves and scarves and ill people. And FRUIT tea!!! OMG thats just a nice smell from a mug with utter disappointment and, yes, revulsion in the taste. Oh so can't do Fruit (phut phutt) tea.
Fruit tea is the devils spawn :eeek: :giggle: I don't wear hats or scarves or gloves (bar pogies in the boat if I fear losing my fingers to frostbite cold :lol2 smile

smile

and as far as I'm aware I am not ill innocent

innocent

old maybe! but shite tea is far easier to drink than shite coffee. I adore coffee but it has to be really nice strong coffee.

16 Jun 2011

lol

:lol: :lol: I don't actually drink coffee at many peoples houses, I usually have tea because 99 out of 100 times the coffee is very disgusting. Actually the only persons house I do drink coffee it is my mums as she buys the same coffee as me (but I always make my own)
redface

redface

Coffee snob

11 Jun 2011

In the morning lol

lol

9 Mar 2011

Lemon juice and sugar and if I am feeling piggy I will have one with golden syrup to

9 Mar 2011

Me, but the only thing I have to do with Dek's/son's personal grooming is cutting their hair every month
I am going to have to give in and find someone to pluck my eyebrows though I can't see them any more lol

lol

25 Feb 2011

Love it
Daft easy viewing without well known names who make the show all about them

23 Feb 2011

Quote by Thebonediggers
logged back on here and posted, instead of lurking offline

wave

Nice to see you posting mrs! kiss

kiss

From another mainly offline lurker

13 Feb 2011

the bits that are usually missed out and shouldn't be lol

lol

6 Feb 2011

Played with my sander lol

lol

22 Jan 2011

Try fleabay for decent second hand ones Nola
Dek has a *few* Mainly gitzo (uber expensive and lightweight) and manfrotto ones

19 Jan 2011

Quote by Cubes
You never hear man-flu being mentioned in terms of a pandemic. Bird-flu on the other hand...
:giggle:

Bird flu is one thing, Swine flu is in a different league altogether

14 Jan 2011

Quote by Mal

Indeed they are waterproof but not theft proof as we nearly found out

You didn't tell me that when you looked after my bike!! :eeek:
Mal
wink

wink

We locked the gates when your bike was here as we do the majority of the time :lol: unfortunately the weather has made the gate swell so it won't close properly :doh:
Luckily the dogs bark is a lot worse than it's bite

14 Jan 2011

Quote by Ben_welshminx
HAve you fitted an immobiliser and rowlocks?

rotflmao

:rotflmao::rotflmao:

14 Jan 2011

Quote by HnS
I'm in the dog house for having a 14 foot kayak laid up the stairs
Apparently it can stay outside

OMG Tan, never realised that they weren't waterproof wink

wink

Indeed they are waterproof but not theft proof as we nearly found out :lol:

13 Jan 2011

I'm in the dog house for having a 14 foot kayak laid up the stairs lol

lol

Apparently it can stay outside

8 Jan 2011

The fact I can make/cook anything except pastry. Shop bought ready made stuff comes out lovely -
my own comes out looking like a 3 year olds first attempt in the kitchen banghead

banghead

Goes away muttering about the price of shop bought ready roll pastry and warm hands mad

mad