Tan____Kinky's Forum Posts | Swinging Heaven

Join the most popular community of UK swingers now

Tan____Kinky

Over 90 days ago

Bi-curious Female, 41

•

Straight Male, 65

0 miles · Hartlepool

Profile Follows

Meets Parties Stories

Forum

6 Jan 2011

Quote by mancunian
It's very reassuring to see that bad taste pressies still get exchanged, but what are people thinking when they buy them?
Loved all mine, so you're not getting any

To be fair it was bought by an 11 year old boy aided by step dad who didn't want to be in the town centre shopping the day before Christmas eve
I really didn't have a hope in hell of getting anything I might remotely like :giggle:
Still it beat the very teenagery sparkly hat and gloves set I got last year :lol:

6 Jan 2011

a book about Michael Jackson's Monkey, Bubbles :doh:
Please

6 Jan 2011

Quote by ForestFunsters
She is a commoner and he is the future king - it was never going to happen.

Are you really sure about that :giggle:

6 Jan 2011

The older I get the more I wear rolleyes

rolleyes

6 Jan 2011

*bump*
Brushes off the cobwebs, Anyone got any new letters to yourselves?

30 Dec 2010

After a fuck I asked Dek if he had enjoyed it
his reply - Just as well you can cook rolleyes

rolleyes

Romance doesn't exist in this house lol

lol

29 Dec 2010

:scared: I would rather stick contact lenses in my eyes :scared:

26 Dec 2010

We open ours when we wake up lol

lol

The son woke up at 4 20, told him to go back to sleep and he did after shouting really loudly that he had a computer in his room and had no idea how it got there :doh: Back up at 7
I got an apron, an oven glove, a herb cutter and Michael Jacksons monkeys biography thingy dunno

dunno

loon

:confused: and lots of chocolates
Best present will be when my new paddle arrives :bounce:

24 Dec 2010

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

Now that looks like MY kind of christmas :twisted:
For you or the parents / in-laws? :lol2:

24 Dec 2010

Oh and there is not much point in trying to cook roasties in the oven while the turkey is in either, they don't go golden and crispy because of the steam, the rest time of the turkey is for that lol

lol

24 Dec 2010

Quote by Tan--Kinky
Cook it upside down, breast to the bottom for the first couple of hours, onion up its bum and covered in fatty bacon
After couple of hours take off bacon, turn over and finish cooking. Use the bacon for pigs in blankets

Cooking it upside down allows the fatty juices in the legs and base of the turkey to baste the dryer breast meat, the bacon helps keep the juices in to, turning it over allows for the top to crisp up and brown

24 Dec 2010

Cook it upside down, breast to the bottom for the first couple of hours, onion up its bum and covered in fatty bacon
After couple of hours take off bacon, turn over and finish cooking. Use the bacon for pigs in blankets

23 Dec 2010

23 Dec 2010

No idea flower but I still like it lol

lol

23 Dec 2010

Quote by steve-j
What are you trying to say?-that hes not real?

Noooooo everyone knows he's real :lol:

21 Dec 2010

I buy and write the cards and the same goes for presents - buying and wrapping, unless its my own then I pick it and Dek buys it
Men just get in the way with things like that lol

lol

21 Dec 2010

Last year - started kayaking again after a long break, played nursey for nearly 2 years
Next year, Dek hopefully getting back to work

17 Dec 2010

Quote by couplefunuk
It's got to be the Iceland one. I mean, who the fuck thought it was a good idea to put Jason Donovan in stockings and suspenders?!!! On prime time TV! I ask you.
*Her*

I could think of lots of people who would look a damn sight worse in stockings and sussies :scared:
John Sergeant for 1 :sad:

14 Dec 2010

Not a christmas one but "Catsan", ffs if the cat can't find the litter tray because it is so good at getting rid of smells where is it going to crap/wee?
On the floor ya foolish people lol

lol

14 Dec 2010

I paid £5 for a really bushy pre lit fake one 3 years ago
Actual retail price was £70
January sales are great

13 Dec 2010

Milk, bread, potatoes, the bare basics
Any medicines needed asap
him and the son
Unfortunately I can't get out of walking the dog so If I need items like that I walk the dog to get them
2 birds 1 stone lol

lol

13 Dec 2010

blimey some of mine must be heading for nearly 5 years old lol

lol

better remove them pdq
don't really have many from the last 2 years though :doh:

12 Dec 2010

1. Smelly gift sets
2. Make up
3. Novelty apron with naked man/women on front
4. Underwear from the gran lol

lol

5. Marks & Sparks gift vouchers
6. Ornament teddies of various origin, (I collect cherished teddies no other kind)
7. Woollen Jumper
8. Necklaces/ear rings (honestly I have plenty)
9. Handbag (usually the type that comes free with Avon stuff)
10. A recipe book (usually "quick and easy meal ideas" or some such title

8 Dec 2010

Turkey

7 Dec 2010

The only one than isn't annoying is the coca cola lorries
"holidays are coming.. holidays are coming" lol

lol

6 Dec 2010

That you are listening to at the minute and post them
Mine are

6 Dec 2010

"that's why mums go to Iceland":fuckinghell:

5 Dec 2010

Quote by Kaznkev
Tan,pm me your address lol

lol

I meant off Dek, He never sends cards
I am strange I would rather have a card than a present :lol:
but if anyone would like to buy me a new glass fibre lendal paddle I would be ever so happy bolt

bolt

4 Dec 2010

A Christmas card would be nice lol

lol

4 Dec 2010

Quote by Freckledbird
Bedtime treat - sleep, perchance to dream, but mainly not to wake 2 or 3 times in the night and to be able to get up when I feel like it.
Have you noticed that the one morning in ages that you know you can lie in, no-one has any reason to need you and the house is warm enough to keep you comfy - some bloody postman decides to deliver a parcel (probably for next-door) at am?

Or you wake up at silly o'clock anyway, without the alarm confused

confused

Or you have no kids for the weekend so you can sleep in but then receive 5 phone calls before 9am on a Saturday banghead

banghead

"My dog has gone missing" dunno

dunno

erm go look for it then loon

loon

"Do you have any super glue", not at this time on a Saturday I don't
"How long should I cook this meat for" How big is it?, "erm big" How much does it weigh? "how should I know?" try looking at the label?"Oh right, it does not have one" :banghead:
Said person rings back - "If I bring it down will you cook it" NO
"Would you like a cow" What?"A cow" Why? "Just thought you might like one?"
My treat, managing to claim a little bit of quilt before it all ends up on his side