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Quote by clarensteve
Well if i had the whole week entirely to myself,i'd chill out a lot and maybe invite some of the fine women on hare around for a bit of fun wink
Steve,xxx

SOME?? SOME???
Surely you mean ALL
Rich
Can't see what the problem is anyway. dunno
Just put an ad in the photo ads section and it gets bigger automatically.
Rich
Quote by jumptoit
LEAVING SCHOOL AND LOSING MY VIRGINITY ON MY LAST DAY AT SCHOOL WITH THE SEXY MARRIED STUDENT TEACHER WHO TAUGHT ME GEOGRAPHY!!!
OH THE MEMORIES OF THAT 30 SECONDS LOL.

You Lucky Lucky Lucky Lucky Bastid.
And how the hell did you make it last that long??
Rich
I envy you all who get on with your mums and dads.
My dad died in 1989 and he wasn't missed by anybody. I suppose sometimes people don't deserve nice thoughts.
And I haven't seen my mum since his funeral. She has never seen my daughters. Don't ask...it's a long story.
But I get on so well with my inlaws and they have been better than my own parents. Really nice people and Mrs Fac is very close to them. Unfortunately they are getting on a bit, and both very ill..
Rich
Quote by Vix
Seriously....
We want big, wobbly boobs that move like liquid and captivate the eyes? Like mine.. they sway and bounce and slap together when we're making like quadropeds, they fall by your sides when you're laying on your back,

Vix you have just got a lovely way with words.
Quote by Vix
Just like mine. People who have had the pleasure of enjoying my boobs.

I wish.... I wish..... I wish......
Rich XXXXXXXXX
Quote by burose
redbird your boobies are perfect, leave them alone & i will leave my willy alone ok. :thumbup:

That's a hell of a promise to make.
Quote by VenusnMars
Should I be wearing anything else? I think I should be wearing something else, my guest is starting to shudder :shock:
Venusxxx

I think a smile is quite enough
(But I do advice getting a higher mirror so that you can put your lippy on properly)
Quote by onlyme1981
I lived with boyfriends in the past and I really missed my mum and family but now I'm back home I can't wait to get out again!
I just think I get on better with my parents when I don't live with them.......it also sucks to have to share a rooom with your sister at the age of 23!

Especially when you want to bring someone back for a bit of luuurrrve.
I have the same problem sharing with my wife.
Rich XX
Quote by VenusnMars
If it`s any consolation, I should be wearing glasses whilst on the PC!
Venusxxx

You are Venus, You are!!!
Quote by akasuki
Thats not the POINT!!!!!!!!! the point is that VH1 are SUPPOSED to be playing the top 100 songs....... surely that means 100 DIFFERENT songs?????

ahhh..i get you now....well then i guess it is a con..surely there are enough songs out there for them to choose from! what was number 1?
The same as No 10, 23, 34, 56, 79 and 91
I'm going on holiday next week. Can I be on it so that I don't miss out on seeing myself on the list of people that have got no reason to be on the list of people in the first place. If I'm added to the list of people who don't care if they are on the list of people then I will know that I'm not just another meaningless person on a meaningless list. If the list is meaningless though why would I want to be on that list as it doesn't really matter if I am on the list or not does it? I can go on................ WILL go on if I'm not added to the list.
Thanking you in anticipation (or is that constipation)
Rich
I left home when I was 16, and have never wanted to move back. I've got 8 brothers and sisters and I couldn't wait to get out for some peace and quiet.
I shall feel I've failed as a parent if my own kids don't want independence when they are in their late teens.
I shall miss them but a parent's job is to prepare kids to live on their own and be inedependent.
Rich
(Do I sound like an old fart or what?)
Quote by Jags
Cheers Corrie - I rather suit red, scarlet actually!!!
But I CAN'T sing a note in tune and really couldn't manage to have a smile plastered all over my face ALL day at brats, sprats and twats!!
lol :lol:

Is that a new one like TTTT?
BST
Quote by chardonnay
No your wrong its in Ireland lol

I think you may be right as there is a rugby team called the London Irish.
I'd have to agree with Mike. You get Allsorts on here but you should enjoy yourself
Sometimes the wit flows. (did I spell that correct)
and sometimes it FFLLOOWWSSSSS!!!
Rich
Quote by well_busty_babe
this is my mental image of you.......

am i near?
lol

How the hell did you get my picture?????
That's uncanny!
I'm afraid I'm not your typical teacher.
Hint. I was a hod carrier for three years when I was younger and spent ten years working in the building trade before I became a 'mature' student
I can't put a picture on a pm as I haven't got an online facilty at the moment. Can you pm me your email if you want a pic.
Rich
Quote by Reese
You're probably tall, thin, blonde, slightly-tanned, clean shaven, well-built but not overly muscular and sporting an 11-inch circumcised penis. Well, am I right?!

In your dreams (and mine actually)
Rich
As nobody has ever seen me, I'm willing to open myself to ridicule and let people guess what they think I look like for the sake of experimental science.
You've all got an impression of me from the crap that I've written on here so can you describe me? I will email a picture to everybody that has a go.
I've just realised what the answer is to another question I posed.
I AM insane!!
Or it could be down to the very nice bottle of red that I am half way through.
Rich
Quote by RSAB2
Well you can be a Right Tosser and get 158%
A R I G H T T O S S E R = 1+18+9+7+8+20+20+15+19+19+5+18
Rich

Met many of those!
And don't they always get the best jobs???
Sometimes referred to as Head Teachers
Rich
You can tell the auto diallers as there is a slight pause, then they start to talk. But beware!! I did read somewhere (possibly mistakenly) that you can also be charged for some of these calls. I'm sure somebody will correct me.
And I'm really surprised how many competitions I've won recently. Trouble is I can't afford all of these free gifts.
Rich
I have to agree with the sarge.
Getting divorced.. Best thing that ever happened to me.
Then I met Mrs Fac a year later and had a brilliant life ever since.
Rich
(I have to admit to liking 70s music best as I was brought up on Led Zep and Deep Purple, especially Child In Time)