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Quote by Santino
I recently suffered Anaphylactic shock from eating a Kiwi fruit I just wondered if any one else has ever had a bad experiance with eating fruit

Ignorance!!
Everybody knows it's when An and Phyl are at it using kiwi fruit and it's a shock when you see it.
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When I used to work in the building trade the old boys always used to say to toughen up your hands you should piss on them.
And if you burnt your hands in the fire, to piss on your hands.
Or was that piss on the fire??? :doh:
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Quote by bluexxx
Truly a masterpiece.... cool
Now,go and write the tune! lol

It's OK Mal.
I've got the tune sorted
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Quote by VenusnMars
Apparently my other passion is drinking..........
I`m sooooooo gonna regret this in the morning! confused
Venusxxx

Venus may I draw your attention to a previous thread. biggrin
I think.... many a true word............................
Rich XX
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Teacher here!!
We never put face pics on our ads for much the same reasons. I know somebody else saw one of the mothers of a child in her class at a club and it does make you wonder who else is swinging, but I don't think the head would be too happy with my face plastered all over the internet.
And the kids would have a field day. redface
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Quote by mal609
I'll second that!! lol
You get out what you put in.
honest Mal
wink

Shouldn't that read
You take out what you put in :wink:
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Quote by MikeNorth
Fun 365 spake thus: I believe that once you enter - you are trapped in some sort of time warp, and can never leave..
I want to stay in the Forum!!!

But haven't you realised that this forum is also a time warp where even more are trapped....you will never escape.....
mike.
I only switched on to book some tickets on Easyjet, and I'm still here.
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I'm the most boring of all. My passion is my family. :inlove:
Just love the little buggers to bits. Spend all my spare time with them except now they're getting on a bit and keep telling me to find my own friends. :swingingchair:
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Quote by anais
I work with young people and there climbing the walls when they've been drinking pop or eating sweets with lots of E numbers in....hard work!!
xanaisx

The kids at my school are definitely getting worse. But that could be to do with the bloody coke vending machines and sweet machines dotted about the place.
I think the school should get rid of them, and so do the rest of the staff, but the management say they save the school £30000 a year.
As parents, if your school has them, then you should lobby them to remove the things or change them into dispensing decent food. It has been proved that ADHD can be controlled by giving kids proper food and not allowing them to eat that crap.
Remember if another child has ADHD, your child's learning will be affected.
Youy may have noticed, this is a particular bug bear with me.
Rich
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Quote by tallnhairy
If only we had some kind of virus guard that weeded out these knobheads before they even sent their first reply, eh!

is very well protected and virus patterns are kept up to date so should weed out nearly if not all viruses.
But it has got to be a good investment to get your own virus protector. :thumbup:
Hehe, I think the plan here was a dick-head detector.. a spam filter on steroids that could bin 1 liners and idiot emails before you see them, sort of crystal ball plug in that finds the genuine mails smile
Edit: Spelling :doh:
Duh!!! Oh Yeah!!! :doh: :doh: banghead
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Quote by Lovecommando
If only we had some kind of virus guard that weeded out these knobheads before they even sent their first reply, eh!

is very well protected and virus patterns are kept up to date so should weed out nearly if not all viruses.
But it has got to be a good investment to get your own virus protector. :thumbup:
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Quote by neilinleeds
rather than spend countless hours trying to persuade MS Access to do what i think i'm asking it . . . . . any suggestions for a simple diary / contact management thingie able to schedule and maintain notes of about a 100 activities per day???
neil x x x x

If you have got Access then I'm assuming it came with Office. This suite of progarams has one called Outlook, which allows scheduling such as you want.
If not then there are freebie programs available for download on the internet. I would think doing a search on google should find them
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Quote by sandman
Actually i've not had any luck with getting on the chatroom - is it mac compatable?

Hi Sandman.
It's possible to use any machine to get anything on the internet as they all use the same set of rules when communicating. If you are conected to the internet then you have access to anything on it. (As long as you've got that particular piece of software.)
All internet traffic uses a protocol called TCP/IP.
And welcome from another relative newcomer.
Rich
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Quote by VenusnMars
Which one is the `hash`? This / or this #
If it`s the latter, you`ll find it where the Pound sign is. I have the same trouble! Now if anyone can tell me where to find the pound sign...................... lol
Venusxxx

Venus it sounds as if you have got your keyboard set to American and not British. You'll have to go into Windows and change the default
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Quote by VenusnMars
I knew that really wink . I do encourage the kids to develop the good habits I ddn`t. I tell them if they use water to wash the outside of their bodies, it makes sense to do the same for the inside.
Venusxxx

What a lovely mum. :angel:
Fizzy drinks, full of sugar are a real no go area. Sugar can also dehydrate the body if taken in large quantities. A report I saw recently said that some kids because of their lifestyle, poor diet etc, are taking up to 70 spoonfuls of sugar a day.
That's easy if you think that a Mars bar has the equivalent of (I think) 12 spoonfuls of sugar in it
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Quote by JudyTV
Do they still have measles party's? There doesn't seem to be the same amount of it about these days, or am I mistaken? I'm often mistaken and permanently confused.
JudyTV

I think the MMR jab has cut out most of the measles, but it is coming back as lots of parents are worried about it causing autism.
I was taken along to a mumps party when I was a kid as we all know what happens when adolecent boys get it, so mummys try to get the boys to have it when they are very young.
And of course the girls don't get away with anything. Their particular cross is Rubella, dangerous if you're pregnant.
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It IS nice that there is somewhere where you can pour out your feelings.
When I split up with my first wife, my whole life collapsed. She had found somebody else, although I think looking back, we were drifting apart. And at the time I did love her.
After we had split I would visit the kids every day. Well I pretended to visit the kids but I was actually going to see her.
Any contact was good for me. This went on for months and obviously inside I must have been coming to terms with it. Then she did me a huge favour.
She was burgled and one Saturday morning at 7am there was a knock on my door from the police. She had accused me of burgling the house, (to get back at her) and I had the indignity of having my belongings searched.
But that was the closure I needed. I thought to myself how could I love someone who thought so badly of me. And I never thought of her again in that manner.
So what you will find hopefully one day, there will be a point when you say 'no more', and can forget and move on.
Rich
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Quote by Calista
Priest and nun convicted after car romp
BLANTYRE (Reuters) - A Malawian court has convicted a Catholic priest and a nun of disorderly conduct after they were caught engaged in a sexual act in a parked car with tinted windows.


Tinted windows??
Don't think they've quite got the hang of dogging yet.
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Quote by Flipper
I am sending this reconaisence report from the public bar of the Dog and Futtock in Little Mincing .
I have great news of a technological breakthrough, Mick the barman has just got back from holiday in Brazil , Pedro the taxi driver who collected them from the airport told him that the CD hanging up in the windscreen of his cab deflects all radiation , including speed cameras . Mick has fitted one here in the bay window looking out over the cricket pitch ( don't worry , the CD is a free "Best of Julio Englesias " from a 1997 Mail on Sunday) , this is working very well , both the beer engine and the microwave are fully functional and no one has turned into a green slime and ebbed out under the door , so it seems to have improved the beer .
More research is needed so I will looking to forum members as it is your round now .

hadn't you better ask the CDs what they want to do in an emergency?? :grin:
I bet they're not very happy being hung up in the windscreen
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Thanks guys. :confused:
Now everybody will think I wanna take over the world :kick:
And would that mean I've got to ass-imilate everybody
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Quote by VenusnMars
I feel better for knowing that I will NOT be attacked by rabid goats, and Mars will sleep with me again etc, etc, on account that I didn`t do it :smug:
Venusxxx

Ummmmmmmm methinks...........
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I feel mature enough now to have an avatar. :smug:
Anybody got any suggestions before I spend hours making one in photoshop.
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Quote by freckledbird
she's allowed to make it up as she goes along...she's a woman lol
worship :giveup:
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