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Quote by Alexandra
Alex OH ALEX
Look Up there ^^^^^^

I know Tater!
I was just reinforcing your point!
Thanks :rose: (Bows out gracefully)
Tater?? OMG You realise what you've started surpriseduch:
Didn't know you could do it that way.
Bloody hell!! It Works
I always did it by separating the brackets..
Thanks RSAB2 kiss
Rich XX
Quote by ShirleyDoes
Remember that I am a Newbie -
WHO IS VIX?????
cheers
Ian smackbottom

Came joint third in the Boobies competition. :inlove:
Look for one of her threads and you'll be able to see her pics.
Rich XX (Hands off, these are for Vix) :love:
Quote by fabio grooverider
show us your brown bits then clare....or have then gone lobster pink biggrin :D :D
love a woman with tan lines me... lol :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
sean xxxxx

Forget the brown bits Sean, I wanna see the white bits lol
Rich
Definitely a woman. :angel:
'Cos men have only got a willy.
But women have got a.... erhem... thingy. redface
And when you've got one of those, you can get a willy anytime you like. lol :lol: :lol:
Hmmmmmmmmm
Several points to be answered here. smile
I agree with Steve. I am as horny as hell in the morning after a good bit of binge drinking, even more so if we've had a good shag when we get home. Somebody explain that one dunno
And clare is beautiful and I will gladly join the I love Clare club. Put me down for a medium sized tee shirt. :hunk:
But I'm afraid that Vix still does it for me the most. I will unahamedly repeat I think Vix is Bloody Gorgeous :rose:
Ahhhhhhhh! That's better. said now!!
Rich XXX (Vix, they're for you) :love:
Quote by garfield69
chocolate contains all that lovely fat which sticks to thighs and bums ...... cool

Yes it does.
But it's great fun licking it off again. biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D
Hi Jay wave
Nice to meet you, well, in the cyber sense. :haha:
Hope you have fun. And yes it does take some time to suss. lol
Rich
Quote by TheFacilitator
Sex experts at the European Federation of Sexology Conference (Must admit I didn't know there was one) are currently developing chocolate bars that will help women orgasm. :notes:

Sorry I do know :doh:
It's called the Swinging Heaven forum
Rich
Quote by ShirleyDoes
My Maths teacher once told me that '5 into 1 won't go' - it will at my Parties!!
L&K
blast SHirley and Ian

I think I'll use that example when I get back to school. It does answer the question 'When will we ever use this...' :jagsatwork:
Rich
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Of course it does Facilitator. May I call you Fac? Or The? lol :lol: :lol:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

You can call me what you like Wilma. It beats 'Oi' or 'Old git'
In fact 'Fac' will do nicely. :wave2:
I'm just having a break from the sun after a hard hour's sunbathing, whilst reading my monthly 'mens' magasine.
No! not that type! redface It's a health type one. :bounce:
There is a very interesting article about chocolate. Seems you ladies have been telling fibs about why you eat chocolate.
Sex experts at the European Federation of Sexology Conference (Must admit I didn't know there was one) are currently developing chocolate bars that will help women orgasm. :notes:
The chocolate bars will contain higher than normal levels of the chemical phenylethylamine which the body releases during sex. :jagsatwork:
So guys, might be a good idea to leave those bars of dairy milk lying around after all.
Just wanted to bump this to the top to keep the interest going.:bounce:
Me and Mrs Fac want to come (to the munch) and also have friends, who we met on here, also very interested in attending. :cheers:
Rich
Quote by DJohn
Facilitator, you might find it easier to count if they're naked. Just a suggestion.
Why would it be easier? Because you'll have every man on SH counting along with you. You'll get every answer from "drool" to "gosh, there's a lot of them", but that doesn't matter. Simple statistics: the more samples you've got, the more confidence you can have in the average.
Why, yes. I did fail the statistics unit I took at university. Why do you ask?
One thing that is in scandalously short supply here is Ducks. Quack.

The only problem with that is that everybody would be counting in twos. :thrilled:
Quote by Vix
Trouble is, I have my laptop right next to the bed, so I open my eyes and there is temptation in human form to one side and in cyber form to the other.
Come have some breakfast in the GFS - on me. (as it were)

And which one usually wins Vix :inlove:
Good Morning cool
Little bit slow this morning as we had friends around until nearly 2 this morning. You know the type of thing, just chatting, having a glass or two..... drinkies :cheers:
Off soon to a brilliant greasy caff for a fry up coffee
Quote by andy77777
WOW ok ok I didnt mean to court danger lol
RIGHT all the women line up here lets do a head count ! lmao

One two three four .................301 302 ..............506 507
I make that 507, anybody disagree confused:
Alright!
One two three............
Quote by lovebug
....no! National Yank Day is for males only :wanker: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Uh oh!
Another typo lol :lol: :lol:
This is going to become a very very long thread. :small-print:
Is it a good idea to have the results in a sticky that can be updated every time that Mal completes a task confused: :?: :?: :sticky:
Then us mere mortals can see the results without having to trawl through all the pages. bolt