When our daughter was 5 we used to practice the alphabet by asking for words that began with certain letters.
She did a few and when asked about something beginning with 'o' she thought for a moment and then said;
oooohhhhh the grand old duke of york....
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8 year old daughter comes home from school and asked her mum what a shag was
Mum explained it's a not very nice name for sex. (We've been there and done the sex talk)
Mum 'Why do you ask?'
Daughter' Well J asked me and A if we had had a shag.'
Mum 'What did you say?'
Daughter 'We said yes 'cos we didn't know what it was'
Mum explained it's a not very nice name for sex. (We've been there and done the sex talk)
Mum 'Why do you ask?'
Daughter' Well J asked me and A if we had had a shag.'
Mum 'What did you say?'
Daughter 'We said yes 'cos we didn't know what it was'
Maybe you should look at what other benefits the two jobs offer.
Is it's better to be a big fish in a small pond but with limited rescources.
Or is it better to be a small fish in a big pond with far more rescources available to you.
Does one offer a better pension scheme? (Although these days who's to say what might happen to it)
Are the promotion prospects better in one company than the other?
Some thoughts to dither over.
Rich
Is it's better to be a big fish in a small pond but with limited rescources.
Or is it better to be a small fish in a big pond with far more rescources available to you.
Does one offer a better pension scheme? (Although these days who's to say what might happen to it)
Are the promotion prospects better in one company than the other?
Some thoughts to dither over.
Rich
I've got to agree with Se7endriver. meeting people on the net is so much different from meeting in real life.
I think that first impressions are based a lot on 'chemistry'. And if that isn't right, then that can give a very wrong impession about somebody.
Of course there are two types of first impression. The romantic kind, do you actually fancy somebody in the flesh after speaking to them on the net? Or the non-romantic kind, where you like a person purely because of their personality. If that is the case then meeting will probably not change anything as it is their personality you have got to know without the encumberance of physical attraction.
We are all attracted to people initially by their looks if we are looking for a romantic type of relationship. But I have personally met some gorgeous looking people who I really did not like, although I was physically attracted to them.
On the other hand, to use a better word, 'plain ' people can sometimes, and very often do have wonderful, fun personalities, and are actually very attractive people.
I have never met anybody from the forum yet, but I have formed impressions of them, and you have formed an impression of me, based entirely on what I have said.
I wonder if those impressions will hold when we meet each other in the flesh (so to speak)
Rich
I think that first impressions are based a lot on 'chemistry'. And if that isn't right, then that can give a very wrong impession about somebody.
Of course there are two types of first impression. The romantic kind, do you actually fancy somebody in the flesh after speaking to them on the net? Or the non-romantic kind, where you like a person purely because of their personality. If that is the case then meeting will probably not change anything as it is their personality you have got to know without the encumberance of physical attraction.
We are all attracted to people initially by their looks if we are looking for a romantic type of relationship. But I have personally met some gorgeous looking people who I really did not like, although I was physically attracted to them.
On the other hand, to use a better word, 'plain ' people can sometimes, and very often do have wonderful, fun personalities, and are actually very attractive people.
I have never met anybody from the forum yet, but I have formed impressions of them, and you have formed an impression of me, based entirely on what I have said.
I wonder if those impressions will hold when we meet each other in the flesh (so to speak)
Rich
I think it is every 16 year old boys dream to be seduced by an older woman.
Mature women are just that, mature. In body, but in mind also, and comfortable to experiment with sex, not shy to touch, and enjoy sex because they do.
And I think the same can be said for men. As I have got older, I get more satisfaction from giving pleasure than I do from receiving, and I think most men would agree with that. There is none of the frantic rush to make sure that you are satisfied. Now we are older, Mrs Fac and I are both comfortable that one can climax and not the other, but when we were younger it was so important that we were both satisfied every time.
I think women are so sexy in their thirties and forties, and I would choose one in this age group any time over somebody in their teens.
Rich
Mature women are just that, mature. In body, but in mind also, and comfortable to experiment with sex, not shy to touch, and enjoy sex because they do.
And I think the same can be said for men. As I have got older, I get more satisfaction from giving pleasure than I do from receiving, and I think most men would agree with that. There is none of the frantic rush to make sure that you are satisfied. Now we are older, Mrs Fac and I are both comfortable that one can climax and not the other, but when we were younger it was so important that we were both satisfied every time.
I think women are so sexy in their thirties and forties, and I would choose one in this age group any time over somebody in their teens.
Rich
Quote by niceguysdoexist
I think we all have certain criteron that we stick to,
Why do I feel that the saying about holes and digging is about to bite me in the ass?
Rich
Only two errors
Not bad for a teacher
Thanks. I knew somebody would spot it. Corrected!!
But the second is meant to be colloquial
Well as nobody else seems to be contributing to this one Paul, I thought I might as the newbie. (well ish now) 
Since I've been on here, (not long I know) I have enjoyed the humour from the 'regulars'.
I think the mods are very fair, and the women dead sexy. (I have a personal favourite but I won't say who it is or Reese might think I'm trying to move in) :inlove:
I'd like to mention somebody who always makes me laugh, except of course when he's got a bit of a cob on and gets all serious, and that's Ice Pie.
Very witty and mostly very funny.
And there are others who have pm'd to help in different ways, like MidlandsMale who offered help with my tiling. Thanks Mids.
All in all, I've enjoyed my short time on here, and hope that there is a computer at the hotel where I am going on holiday so that I can get my daily fix. :happy:
Annyway, thanks to everyone on here. You've all contributed to a great time, although Mrs Fac is not happy at the speed of the tiling in the bathroom.
:worship:
Rich
Since I've been on here, (not long I know) I have enjoyed the humour from the 'regulars'.
I think the mods are very fair, and the women dead sexy. (I have a personal favourite but I won't say who it is or Reese might think I'm trying to move in) :inlove:
I'd like to mention somebody who always makes me laugh, except of course when he's got a bit of a cob on and gets all serious, and that's Ice Pie.
Very witty and mostly very funny. And there are others who have pm'd to help in different ways, like MidlandsMale who offered help with my tiling. Thanks Mids.
All in all, I've enjoyed my short time on here, and hope that there is a computer at the hotel where I am going on holiday so that I can get my daily fix. :happy:
Annyway, thanks to everyone on here. You've all contributed to a great time, although Mrs Fac is not happy at the speed of the tiling in the bathroom.
:worship:
Rich
LC I think you are right about nurses. I married one and I think it's because they see naked bodies all day and peoples' bits don't really phase them. In fact I do believe (unless she's winding me up) that a test in unconscious men for brain activity is to play with the old man and see if there's any reaction. 
I remember once we had a booze cruise up the River Avon and a group of teenage lads on the bank started flashing their asses trying to shock everybody on the boat.
:moon: :moon: :moon:
Well the replies that they got, from a boatful of nurses, men and women, some gay, meant they stayed about 30 seconds and then cycled off on their bikes.
Yep, nurses do it for me. :inlove:
Rich
I remember once we had a booze cruise up the River Avon and a group of teenage lads on the bank started flashing their asses trying to shock everybody on the boat.
:moon: :moon: :moon:
Well the replies that they got, from a boatful of nurses, men and women, some gay, meant they stayed about 30 seconds and then cycled off on their bikes.
Yep, nurses do it for me. :inlove:
Rich
Frecklebird. I know you're right of course, but we have never yet (fingers crossed and bum squeezed tightly) had a bad experience with anybody, and we have become good friends with them as well.
I think we all have certain criterion that we stick to, and I suppose that is one of ours.
I know some intelligent people cannot spell, (you probably know that English teachers are the worst because they see so many words spelt incorrectly) and maybe I am being a bit harsh. But I think what I really mean is that blatant bad grammar and spelling CAN be an indicator of what we are looking for. Everybody makes mistakes (I think I did once ) but you can still tell whether they are of a certain level of intelligence by the overall structure of sentences, and the general level of coding used in their replies.
Why do I feel that the saying about holes and digging is about to bite me in the ass?
Rich
I think we all have certain criterion that we stick to, and I suppose that is one of ours.
I know some intelligent people cannot spell, (you probably know that English teachers are the worst because they see so many words spelt incorrectly) and maybe I am being a bit harsh. But I think what I really mean is that blatant bad grammar and spelling CAN be an indicator of what we are looking for. Everybody makes mistakes (I think I did once
) but you can still tell whether they are of a certain level of intelligence by the overall structure of sentences, and the general level of coding used in their replies.Why do I feel that the saying about holes and digging is about to bite me in the ass?
Rich
I know I'm going to get some stick for this but we are never attracted to people who don't spell correctly and have lots of typos. Maybe it's the teacher in me (erhem... no comments please) but we have always wanted people who we are able to hold a good conversation with. Good English skills are a good indication of a person's intelligence.
I know some people do have problems with English, but if you know you do, then type it into Word first, do a spell and Grammar check, and then copy and paste into here. And there is a preview button for the posts so you can check what it looks like and whether there are any typos. (let's hope I haven't put any into mine)
Rich
I know some people do have problems with English, but if you know you do, then type it into Word first, do a spell and Grammar check, and then copy and paste into here. And there is a preview button for the posts so you can check what it looks like and whether there are any typos. (let's hope I haven't put any into mine)
Rich
Wel I no wot the prob is cus i cn nev reed the bludy stuf ow cn u reed sumfin lik that if it not speld curek wot r thes ppl like din they go to skool i blam the teechs 
I'm not sure what that says myself. I thought texting developed because there was a shortage of space, but on here there is virtually no restriction on space and they do have lots of time.
I think Mal's list is a start, but I bet it gets added to.
Rich
I'm not sure what that says myself. I thought texting developed because there was a shortage of space, but on here there is virtually no restriction on space and they do have lots of time.
I think Mal's list is a start, but I bet it gets added to.
Rich
I am 10 years older than Mrs Fac and she constantly tells me that she is much more mature.
She is actually. Well I do like my boys toys and gadgets.
Whenever we have met other people, they have always been younger than her, just because that's what she likes. Personally I don't mind how old they are, but she does have a very firm idea on what she wants.
I would like to try some people more our age one day, as I am sure the experience would be worth having. Although we can say that we have not had one bad experience yet, possibly because we are very particular who we invite into our home. And more important than anything else is that we like the people socially.
Rich
She is actually. Well I do like my boys toys and gadgets.
Whenever we have met other people, they have always been younger than her, just because that's what she likes. Personally I don't mind how old they are, but she does have a very firm idea on what she wants.
I would like to try some people more our age one day, as I am sure the experience would be worth having. Although we can say that we have not had one bad experience yet, possibly because we are very particular who we invite into our home. And more important than anything else is that we like the people socially.
Rich
I'm not going to mention that I'm still on holiday 'cos that wouldn't be fair to all you people who have to go to work.
Anyway it's not holiday. I've got a list of DIY jobs as long as my arm. Got to finish tiling the bathroom floor today, and if you've ever cut ceramic floor tiles, you'll know what I mean. Out of 43 tiles, only 14 haven't got to be cut. Bummer!!
Then there's the new worktops in the kitchen, new spotlights in the ceiling, new flooring.....:small-print:
Oh well, I'd better get on with it.
Rich
Anyway it's not holiday. I've got a list of DIY jobs as long as my arm. Got to finish tiling the bathroom floor today, and if you've ever cut ceramic floor tiles, you'll know what I mean. Out of 43 tiles, only 14 haven't got to be cut. Bummer!!
Then there's the new worktops in the kitchen, new spotlights in the ceiling, new flooring.....:small-print:
Oh well, I'd better get on with it.
Rich
The kids at school are always talking about the latest game, and I am sure that this particular one has been mentioned.
Therefore the games are being passed around kids, some as young as 13. I think kids are influenced by what they see and do, and as others have pointed out, they must have some sort of 'dulling' effect.
It is common to see kids emulating the kung fu type film star, where they think they've suddenly become martial arts experts, and this sort of behaviour is also seen when they've been to see the latest war film. I've heard many a story by some teenage boy about how they would get an uzi (?) machine gun, and shoot some poor sod. Alright the reality is that given the chance, that they wouldn't be able to, but their minds are being pointed towards violence, and having their senses dulled by what they see.
I'm a great believer in kids being allowed to be kids.
Rich
Therefore the games are being passed around kids, some as young as 13. I think kids are influenced by what they see and do, and as others have pointed out, they must have some sort of 'dulling' effect.
It is common to see kids emulating the kung fu type film star, where they think they've suddenly become martial arts experts, and this sort of behaviour is also seen when they've been to see the latest war film. I've heard many a story by some teenage boy about how they would get an uzi (?) machine gun, and shoot some poor sod. Alright the reality is that given the chance, that they wouldn't be able to, but their minds are being pointed towards violence, and having their senses dulled by what they see.
I'm a great believer in kids being allowed to be kids.
Rich
Quote by redshiftnights
From my experience over the past year ive found teachers to be the horniest and most dirty perhaps its because there locked in classrooms without adults most of the day and can't wait to be let loose!!
J
Welcome J. :welcome:
Well that explains a lot. I could never understand why I was always so horny but of course, it's being locked in a room all day (alright, half a day) with all those adolescents full of testosterone. With all those hormones buzzing around, we don't stand a chance.
:jagsatwork:
Rich
