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big__bob1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59

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Warming the Bed
Looks like this one could run & run biggrin
Well, IMHO, I think sticking around for a while & taking part should give people a better opinion of someone, and you are bound to build up friendships with people over time (and we all know where THAT can lead if you're genuine & patient too wink )
Personally, making some frinds is why I'm here, and if anything comes of it - Bonus! smile
Take care folks!
BB
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(engage Victor Meldrew Mode...)
I don't beleive it!!!!!
(V M mode disengage..)
Typical... another missed opportunity! <sigh> ahh well, if you're out and about again, do drop me a line, would be nice to say Hi over a drink or 3.
Take care
BB
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:shock:
why is it I never spot these kind of messgaes until the weekk AFTER it's happened! TSK!!
ahhh well, if you didn't have any luck last time, drop me a pm , and I'd be glad to cum along! wink
BB
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Hello - Welcome to the Grimsby Scene... execpt there isn't one at he minute (F***g local paper! mad ) they decided to print a list of the locations, hence, everyones giving them a wide berth for a while.
Let us know how you get on tho, would be intersing to see how long it takes to start up again... wink
Have fun if you get the chance biggrin
BB
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Hi there
Think you'll find the Grimsby Telegraph put paid to Dogging around the North of the county by printing a list of the locations... at least for a while anyway... twats.... confused
Plus the weathers geting colder! can't speak for everyone, but I'm in danger of grabbing a handful of pubes instead of me knob if I went dogging at the minute! wink
I'm sure there will be some 'arranged' meets - keep your eyes peeled on here (and put in a good word for me too if you DO get invited biggrin )
BB
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I can bring my very own Lincolnshire Sausage, if that's allowed? wink
Big Bob
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Glad it all went well for you!
It seems all you get to hear about are the 'horror stories' (in the Press anyhow! mad ) so it makes a change to get a positive story. Bit like flying really, you only hear about it when the buggers crash! wink
Wish we had a club a bit closer... nearest one is a couple of hours away, which makes it 'just out of reach' :cry:
Big (& slightly jealous...) Bob :wink:
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Here Here Harry! well said Sir!
hmmm, taxing sex... would that mean travelling expenses to a 'meet' would be tax-deductable for us self-employed types? Can't see many people giving a receipt for some 'fun' tho... confused
Don't think there's a section on the Tax Form for that... unless it cums under 'Entertaining Clients!' :shock: hehehe
wink Big Bob
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Quote by youngsheffcouple
<snip>......where r all the 20s and 30s guys??

Well, personally, Im too far away from the venue! :cry: Typical!
ahh well, I'm sure there are some folks from the top end of lincolnshire on here...? wink
Big Bob
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Quote by jomu
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Winter dogging sucks.
jomu

...well THAT would warm 'em up for sure! wink
Big Bob
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Hairstyles? hmmm, I had one of them once! lol
now I think the adjective would have to be 'Long' as opposed to 'Big'...
(oh dear, that's gonna have all the double entendres coming out of the closet! fnarr fnarr!)
....I'll get me coat... in fact, I may as well just leave it on to start with!
Big Bob
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Hmmmm,
Well, I could pass for 35 on a dark night, through a car window?? wink
Big (38 Yr old) Bob
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Well, with all the 'Shuffling' taking place, maybe we should just give people pair of carpet slippers to shuffle in?
wink
Big Bob
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(scribbles notes furiously....)
Wet wipes... right... Tescos....good....sweaty knob... bad.. ok, got that! wink
Thanks for the tip (oo-er!) Lissa biggrin
Big Bob
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This is just a blank 'Go' - beacuse I had 2 last time.....
......
wink
Big Bob
(p.s. is there a limit on the number of goes you can have? - don't want to break the rules, especially with the threat of Pineapple rings & Do-nuts hanging over me! :shock: )
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Well, if it's gonna be judged on the 'longest' serving or the'biggest'poster... redface
.....I'll get me coat... again!
Big Bob
('Big' = Tall, ok? other 'areas' are well within the Median for the population, thank you very much indeedy! wink )
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Well, you know what they say... Todays News - Tomorrows Chip Wrappers biggrin
Bet this cold weather will put a lot of the 'herberts' off (appologies in advance to any forum members called Herbert...) and the Newsy types will soon find some other minority to persecute confused
BTW Jomu, I was being slightly Ironic when I mentioned CB's ! wink I couldn't think of a better way to attract 100's of 'Drive-by-window-knockin-doorhandle-pulling-nose-pressing-picture-taking' Wallies than that!
I'm sure there will always be those who want to be watched & those who want to watch and we'll all find ways to accomplish our ends (oo-er!). After all, we're a pretty resourceful lot I would think! :wink:
Big Bob
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Righty-O then! biggrin
Hmmmm...mind you, its a fair way from me is Devon... couldn't you cum up a bit closer to the middle? You'd get more takers if they didn't have to travel so far wink
Big Bob
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Well my first thought was Mammaries.... redface
But if you are sat at the computer, maybe its Monitor?
(does that count as two goes? sorry! I never was very good at this... sad )
.....I'll get me coat....
Big Bob
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Well, the Do-nuts seem popular biggrin
How about a Fudge Dip...?
Ooh, hang on... just re-read that redface ...ahh well, any port in a storm, eh? wink
Big Bob
(I thought a Bisexual was a new Racer from Raleigh - 'til I tried Smirnoff! surprised )
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Aye Leeds Man they're a cagey lot on here.... confused
Very wary of newcomers...
...and then there's the Initiation Rites :shock: ooooh, messy....very messy.... ('specially if you don't like Pineapple :twisted: whimper!)
I get the feeling though, that if you stick around and 'be yourself' that you will make some good friends - and I would imagine that friends on here have lots of ways of being friendly! wink
Big Bob
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Hi biggrin
I do get down Leicester way about once a month... Depends if you have room for me to park the 'Bike somewhere dry tho - I'll not have it getting wet! wink (do have a car for when it's really wet tho! oo-er!)
On a serious note, perfectly happy to chat online / by phone 1st - see how it goes from there...? (Have ISPQ & MSN messenger) drop me a pm and I'll give you my email addy. :D
Cheers!
Big Bob
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Well, in theory, it has a lot going for it...
Just a few points:
1) Who is being the 'shagee' (no, not off scooby doo... the person being shagged...) or is it a 'Multiple shagee' event? smile
2) Who do we get to invigilate it and make sure there's no cheating? (can't really as Norris Mc Whirter, can we..?) rolleyes
3) Have you thought of a Venue? (The queue down the road might put a few people off having it at their house...?) confused
and finally....
4) How are you gonna get your sponsorship in? (Would YOU really take a form into the office/workplace and say...'Right! who's gonna sponsor me for a Shagathon then?') :shock:
But apart from that... Yeah, Great idea! count me in biggrin
Big Bob
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There's an Ad at the top of each page...? where...?........ oh yeah, so there is!! :shock:
Was too busy reading the posts and Ad's to notice! wink hehehe
Great Forum Mark - don't let 'em get to ya! biggrin
Regards
Big Bob
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Quote by bluexxx
Greetings - yet another newbie for the initiation ceremony - get the doughnuts, pineapples and KY jelly out fast wink

Ooh! no one mentioned all that when I started out! sad
(do you have to fill a form in or something then...? :wink: )
Big Bob
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Hi folks
Yes, must agree - smashing pics! biggrin gives us lot who are 'new to the scene' something to aim for! hehehe wink
Seriously tho, it's nice to know that real friendships can be made on a site like this, which if you believed all you read in the papers, you would think were populated by a bunch of right Strange People... fair warms me heart , so it does Guv... (sniff)
Keep up the good work! :D
Big Bob
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Quote by jomu
.... The recent influx of newbie doggers think that it's an easy and cheap shag, and that all they have to do is go to a car park and instant leg-over follows....

As a 'newbie dogger' (well, Virgin dogger as it goes, coz the local Rag printed a 'shock horror! here's where they do it' article the other day so not even had the chance to 'go try it out' redface ) I'm sure there are people out there that fit your description Jomu, but personally, I'm attracted to the 'Voyeuristic' side of it... now I'm not gonna say that if I was ever in a position where I was asked if I would like to join in I would say 'no thanks'...after all, I'm only human! wink but for me, that wouldnt be the reason I was there in the first place... perhaps just a pleasant bonus.
Just wanted to assure those seasoned Doggers out there that amongst the 'Chancers' & 'Drive-by' merchants, there are still some folks who are genuine.
And on the subject of tags etc... I'm just waiting for some Bright Spark to suggest using CB radio to set up the meets! :shock: :shock: lol
Big Bob