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big__bob1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59

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Now THAT'S what I CALL a 'Glow-in-the-Dark' Condom!
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Big Bob
(should have been for Mr F C's pic!)
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No worries Bev,
And no, I haven't seen you - but don't be so negative babe... plenty of folks out there to do that for ya, without having a go yourself.
And these PC's ain't that hard to get your head round... it's just a myth perpetuated by techie-types 'n' geeks so we...err, I mean THEY look cool! smile
Big Bob
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S'ok Bev,
You just stand around looking Gorgeous... brightens this thread up no end! ;)
Big Bob
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Watching... well I would enjoy it, if I could find someone to watch.... I'll break that duck eventually!
(and hello, long time no see etc etc to all the folks who remember me from the middle of last year or so... smile )it's been a while, but I finally remebered me password - with a little help from Mark - cheers m8!)
Big Bob
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Ooh, now you've got my attention.....
What a good idea! I guess I'll have to put an ad together now too - and risk breaking me neck while trying to take a picture of myself! :shock: hehe!
Any Lincolnshire folks like to Adopt a Panty Freak then? biggrin House trained & all that too! Would be great to have someone to 'show me the ropes' as it were.... (hang on, that sounds like an invitation to tie me up redface hmmm, actually..... :twistedsmile
Cheers
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Well, it would be nice to meet ANY of the regulars on here, you all seem smashing to me!
(besides, I'm sure I'll break my 'duck' and meet someone soon! lol )
Ever hopefully.
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Quote by celticq
<snip>..... It is amazing what you can squash into that tiny little box
CQ

:shock: Oooh err Missus! wink
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Three guesses what I'm going to suggest.....?
KNICKERS!
(ooh that's better! biggrin )
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Anyone else have an opinion then? biggrin
(would have thought EVERYONE would have an opinion one way or the other? - and sorry for not including a 'no pants' option, but seeing as it was to decide between the two different types of undies, I didn't think it was worth putting one in redface )
Cheers
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Quote by Ice Pie
"You remind me of my ... errrrrr... third wife."
"Blimey, how many have you had?"
"Two"

A mate of mine used to use this one, with a small amendment -
"You look just like my 3rd wife" biggrin the spooky thing was, it used to work for him :shock: guess it's all down to the 'giggle' factor again!
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Quote by flapjackboy
Thanks for the kick up the arse guys... lol
I need one every now and then to pull my head out of there.
MikeNorth was on the right track about it having something to do with my A/S and it would seem that even online, I still have problems with reading social signals.
Guess I'll just have to work at it a little harder, eh? : confused

FJB - I'd say an awful lot of us 'supposedly non-A/S' people (mind you, its beleived that there are many varying degrees of A/S these days, rather than 'you either have it or you don't) have trouble reading social signals, especially us blokes...
I don't know about everyone else on here, but I am totally crap at spotting 'I like you' signals from other people - they go straight over my head :shock:
Ahh well, most of the folks on here seem to be pretty direct, so that shouldn't hold me & FJB back! wink
And Strawbags, yes we're here for fun, but that doesn't seem like a reason to avoid offering a bit of help / advice to someone if you can, if a topic gets too deep for most folks, they stop watching it, I would imagine? Just my 2p worth biggrin
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Quote by roger743
Is there some kind of stage makeup that will help me to hide my moustache, its quite small but I don’t really want to shave it off as my girlfriend really likes it

You should've told him to go watch some old episodes of Allo Allo - Rene's bug furry moustache never prevented him successfully disguising himself as a girl...
rotflmao
'Leesen very carefully, I wil say zis only wance'..... wink
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Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Your all damn wonderful biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Thanks everyone and as Steve is gonna be my sexslave for tomorrow evening,i guess id better be pretty good to him tonight!! kiss hump :inlove: :rose:

Hmmmmm, so will you be taking more pictures then? lol
Many Happy Returns Clare :kiss:
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Good job I didn't go then wink
(Well, I was mistaken for Neil Morrisey in me younger days... when he was 'Rocky' in Boon, for those old enough to remember biggrin )
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Sorry folks, you're all wide of the mark (although there are some well tasty tushies out there! biggrin )
It has to be Clare of Clarensteve - Whooo - Hoooo what a beauty! (I've seen the pic! :twisted: slobber slobber)
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Hmmm, not much in it! wink
I must say, I thought it would be all Thong Fans - so I'm happy to see I'm not alone biggrin
The Poll runs till next Sunday, not sure if it dissapears then, so I might have to post a result just before it does.
Ta for your interest!
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Hi folks,
DaffodilBBW, you hit the nail on the head - a bit of humour goes a long way biggrin (in my experience) My favourite one is a bit 'Visual' but I'll try and describe it... bear with me ok?
Walk up to gorgeous woman* of your choice (*and yes, it works for all genders etc wink ) look them in the eye and suck a finger so it's a bit damp (not too soggy, or you might get spit all over their clothes - not a good move!), then while you have their attention, you wipe the finger sensuously on an item of your own clothing (IMPORTANT - make sure it's your own 1st - less fluids on them!) shirt / t-shirt is best - then finally, lightly wipe it on them - again Top / Blouse etc is a good place to aim for.
Then you deliver the line:
'Lets go somewhere private & get out of these wet clothes' lol
It loses a bit in translation to the written word - for one thing it takes about 2 seconds to actually DO the first bit - but I'm sure you get the idea...
Must add, it never 'worked' directly - I never had anyone say 'ok then' but it sure broke the ice & got 'em giggling, and that's a great first step! :wink:
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Way to go Mark - great site!
Here's a thought then....
What about a National 'Do' / Munch / Party kinda thing for next year?
Maybe a central location (midlands somewhere?) so we've all got a chance of getting there for some Jelly & Trifle before everyone sneaks off to hotel rooms / woods / car parks etc wink :wink:
Might work, you never know? biggrin
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Yikes! :shock:
Mind you, I'd probably put up with it if it meant a few extra admirers wink
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No need to be embarrased Gilbert - I must admit, guys in panties can be just as sexy as the ladies wink
Unfortunately, I am a bit on the hirsute side (hairy, in case you haven't got a Thesaurus handy!) in the botty region - can be off putting to some, so If you want to change your mind Karrie, I'll understand smile
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Well, that's true... I have seen yours (albeit only the one pic...)
I'm usually round the other side of the camera tho, I'll have to dig me tripod out & work out the 'delay' on the shutter!
Any 'Pantie' requests then? I have access to a fair few pairs! wink
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They are all nice bums....
Just need some proper panties on tho! wink
(and no, before you ask, the avatar isn't me! - could be persuaded to model some tho... if there's enough interest??? biggrin )
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I'll add mine too, if that's ok?
biggrin Congratulations! :D
All the best,
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Hi Clare,
Dunno if I qualify, not being a couple and all, but here's some anyway... kiss :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
You can share them out as you see fit wink
(and you can always pass Steve's on for him, if he looks a bit like this when you mention it... :shock: )
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Hi all,
Is it just me then, or are there any other 'Proper' Panty Fans out there?
Nothing wrong with Thongs per se, but I like a bit of an air of mystery... something left to the imagination. biggrin
I know Blue's quite fond of them, but which sort are the most popular? Thoought it was time to put it to the test.
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(love all nice bums anyway, regardless of covering - or lack of it wink
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Well, if that's all you have..... wink bless!
nah, I was thinking more of bikini type ones - bit like the new avatar - just like something left to the imagination, that's all. Thongs dont really leave much to the imagination, do they? biggrin
anyway, the undies debate is academic - it's a loverly Bum - with or without adornment! :wink:
Cheers
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(p.s. I could be persuaded to find a piccy of my rear in appropriate panties, if anyone would be interested?.... nah, thought not sad )
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All I can say is...
"When is the next train to Blackpool!" biggrin
Whoo hoo! lovely Botty, Bab (shame it's got one of those 'Thongy-Things' on it confused Come back Bridget Jones - all is forgiven! wink )
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