Not much pisses me off...
I'm black, my wife is oriental...but over zelious "political correctness" is ruining this country...
IMHO the mod who locked the Labrador thread acted as a censor of free speach.
As an "ethnic minoity" I saw nothing offensive or racist in the joke....maybe some of my "brother and sisters" need to lighten up.
Have a good life peeps.
Bye
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Quote by BradfordCpl
I have just spent hours in hospital........having a circimcision :kick: :kick:
Its blue, purple, swollen.......reminds of a footballers wife
Complication is; Im diabetic and the canular sites from my previous stay in hospital STILL havent healed properly. How long is my willy gonna take to heal????
How bout you guys? Is there anyone out there who's had it done whilst in adulthood?
I was told i dont need salt baths as regular ones will do, but im sceptical as to whether or not, ill be fit for my hols in May
Naturally you didn't think to ask your doctor this?
Of course not, he's the one qualified to tell you, isn't he?
Are we to assume you had a circumcision?
Yeah i sure did (im still watery eyed), but like i said, the diabetes complicates things, so he couldnt say
It was purely for medical purposes, although it does have an aestetic upside.
I got thrush once, and i kept reoccuring, so 9 month later, i finally got it done. Christ i could have given birth by now :shock:
Thanks for that m8..I'm bound to get arrested today coz I'm going to be walking about with a pervy like wince on my face while holding my member in sympathy .... :huh:
<makes mental note...avoide all schools>
hwoar:I'm going to be cremated....but to panic my children at the ceremony I think I'll have this played...creul me...never ;)
"Six Feet Under"
In the morning I wake up
And in the night I sleep
Since the day that I was born
Repeat, repeat, repeat
Brought to this life
Born to this life
Where was I before?
Non-existent? Not at all?
Will I ever know?
Today is my birthday
And I get one every year
And some day...
Hard to believe
But I'll be buried six feet underground
Subconsciously motivated natural instinct
Alter nature for the pleasure
Orthocycline
Flirt with conception
Slow the cycle
Will the baby grow?
Social tradition interference
Control, control, control
Today is my birthday
And I get one every year
And some day...
Hard to believe
But I'll be buried six feet underground
I'll be dead and gone, no longer around
Spinning, spinning
Before I can recall
All the unknown chemicals
Control the cycle
The successive generations
From dust to dust
Burying my grandma
Then give birth to my own daughter
Today is my birthday
And I get one every year
And some day...
Hard to believe
But I'll be buried six feet underground
Today is my birthday
And I get one every year
And some day...
Hard to believe
But I'll be buried six feet underground
I'll be dead and gone, no longer around
I'll be buried six feet underground
"Six Feet Under"
In the morning I wake up
And in the night I sleep
Since the day that I was born
Repeat, repeat, repeat
Brought to this life
Born to this life
Where was I before?
Non-existent? Not at all?
Will I ever know?
Today is my birthday
And I get one every year
And some day...
Hard to believe
But I'll be buried six feet underground
Subconsciously motivated natural instinct
Alter nature for the pleasure
Orthocycline
Flirt with conception
Slow the cycle
Will the baby grow?
Social tradition interference
Control, control, control
Today is my birthday
And I get one every year
And some day...
Hard to believe
But I'll be buried six feet underground
I'll be dead and gone, no longer around
Spinning, spinning
Before I can recall
All the unknown chemicals
Control the cycle
The successive generations
From dust to dust
Burying my grandma
Then give birth to my own daughter
Today is my birthday
And I get one every year
And some day...
Hard to believe
But I'll be buried six feet underground
Today is my birthday
And I get one every year
And some day...
Hard to believe
But I'll be buried six feet underground
I'll be dead and gone, no longer around
I'll be buried six feet underground
Quote by happy38
Hi guys have only been on the site a couple of weeks but had no bites so to speak just wondering if there is any 1 out there who can give me a few pointers on how to get people interested in my ad's want to feel the excitement of meeting up and having some fun well u guys know how it goes !! cheers happy days ahead
If we're looking for single guys we put "*******NO SINGLE GUYS*******" in the ad .......seems to attract hundreds of em
:lol: 
I know its cruel but...
Last year I was asked by a worried, totally novice couple at a party "Whats this dogging sex thing?"
Being a piss taker I could not waste such an oppertunity..
"well guys if your going to have a go try a large dog...something like an old English sheep dog...small dogs like whippets run like the wind and when you do catch em the snappy little buggers will probably nip your bits"
Paused to enjoy the look of horror on their face's...
They forgave me and are now good friends of Jax and I.
Last year I was asked by a worried, totally novice couple at a party "Whats this dogging sex thing?"
Being a piss taker I could not waste such an oppertunity..
"well guys if your going to have a go try a large dog...something like an old English sheep dog...small dogs like whippets run like the wind and when you do catch em the snappy little buggers will probably nip your bits"
Paused to enjoy the look of horror on their face's...
They forgave me and are now good friends of Jax and I.
Quote by Debbiewebs
Right then.....
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who was it??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? Come on!! who was it??? This sounds like something Davej would have done. Now surely you have all read the site AUP and remember the bit that says " Under no circumstances should any rams be put in the rama lama ding dong".:evil: :evil:
OMG!! It gets worse!! I have just found a bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop!!
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop? Come on own up!! I don't care how long it takes, I have papers to mark!!! (ooops!! Had a flash-back then!!):? :?
I'm just going to check the dip da dip da dip. I had better not find any dips in there or there will be big trouble!!!
We never did find out did we?
"It Should Have Been Me"....but "Blaime it on the boogie"...
Quote by Ice Pie
Maybe:
If instead of transferring your account to your new address you cancel it when you move, then ask to be connected at your new place, as you will no longer have an account they will treat you as a 'brand new customer', connect you up in five minutes, give you the three-in-one package for half price, send 17 dancing girls round your house to entertain you, walk your dog, do your shopping, give you a blowjob...
Then after a month you won't be a 'brand new customer' anymore and they'll go back to treating you like shit.
Customer service's is not what it was...When BT had the monopoly you got treated like shit from day one!!
Quote by rogerthedragon
Actually I knew the quote anyway Dave
Roger the Dragon
You're only saying that because I've been labled the educated one
I know, it's very shallow isn't it! But with a brain the size of a planet I've got to try and show that I know a bit of out of date pop-culture! :wink:
Roger the Dragon. 8-)
Phew...glad you conceded that...or I would have to have come round and nutted your fist :sparring:
:wink: :lol: :lol: Quote by cplonamission
I'm not here to disrupt anything, neither am I attempting to troll. This thread is escalating and not just by me either (I'm not referring to the moderators either).
Give us a clue then, why are you here?
To display your wit and intellect?
Forty Two.
:idea: Ah a reference to Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy....42 being the answer to everything ....
And you want to know the question?
(edited coz I dropped an e
)At last, someone who has an education.
And what do you consider as educated then.
I'm not a "what" I'm a who ;)
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'm not here to disrupt anything, neither am I attempting to troll. This thread is escalating and not just by me either (I'm not referring to the moderators either).
Give us a clue then, why are you here?
To display your wit and intellect?
Forty Two.
:idea: Ah a reference to Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy....42 being the answer to everything ....
And you want to know the question?
(edited coz I dropped an e
)At last, someone who has an education.
Ah !! So you're back then oh educated one!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I thought I was the educated one !
Quote by Peanut
I'm not here to disrupt anything, neither am I attempting to troll. This thread is escalating and not just by me either (I'm not referring to the moderators either).
Give us a clue then, why are you here?
To display your wit and intellect?
Forty Two.
:idea: Ah a reference to Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy....42 being the answer to everything ....
And you want to know the question?
(edited coz I dropped an e
) 
