Adam Hart-Davis - why do balls bounce.
Has nothing to do with swinging (well, unless you count the part about the pendulum)
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creamy_geri
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
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Unfortunately, where I completely support the strike and all that it stands for, I shall be crossing picket lines because I have little choice in the matter. As a non-union member and a self-employed contractor and consultant, If I don't work not only do I not get paid but I also severley damage my chances of ever being asked back to that location again, which would mean that I would have to actually find a real job.
Good luck for the strike and I hope that you win.
Good luck for the strike and I hope that you win.
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Poppy was our dogs name.
How about - and note the spelling - Emilie
How about - and note the spelling - Emilie
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Another "tied to the bed" incident.
My better half once decided to see how far she could go to turn me on. She wore the sexiest satin neglige she had, stockings, suspenders, her tarty make-up and shoes, then decided to tie me to the bed.
While I was there, she used every part of her body tio stimulate me and keep me on the edge of cumming. I was like that for over an hour, unable to do anything but be teased.
My better half once decided to see how far she could go to turn me on. She wore the sexiest satin neglige she had, stockings, suspenders, her tarty make-up and shoes, then decided to tie me to the bed.
While I was there, she used every part of her body tio stimulate me and keep me on the edge of cumming. I was like that for over an hour, unable to do anything but be teased.
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Another one I remember from my snip.
Halfway through, he asked if there were any questions. I asked him what the burning smell was.
......."You" was the reply.
Halfway through, he asked if there were any questions. I asked him what the burning smell was.
......."You" was the reply.
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when I had my vasectomy, I was laid naked on the operating table, and the doctor (who had really cold hands) uttered those lines -
"you'll just feel a little prick......."
"you'll just feel a little prick......."
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Last time I was an excorcist, I ended up naked, rolling around on my brothers lounge floor. Unfortunately I can't remember any of it.
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B52's - Love Shack
Atomic Kitten - Right Now
ACDC - shook me all night long
Atomic Kitten - Right Now
ACDC - shook me all night long
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Quote by couple_ne2000
ASDA are selling Trannies now???? ........... Is there anything that they don't sell these days
Les x
I came from Asda :P
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God - scared the pants off me, and the cat, and the neighbours. I'm not sure, but i don't think the passing pedestrians will be quite the same either. :giveup:
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When we had a cat, I wanted to call it Cooking Fat, but t he wife said no.
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When I'm not dressed, I wear Boss Blue, coolwater or Happy for men (Clinique).
When I am dressed, I tend to wear CK one or Tommy Girl
When I am dressed, I tend to wear CK one or Tommy Girl
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I had chickenpox twice - and no, the second time wasn't shingles
Still as painfull though.
Still as painfull though.
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(phone rings)
Hi.
No, i'm not doing anything imortant.
Round in ten minutes. Great. See you then.
(hangs phone up)
Now, where were we?
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Once, we were hard at it when the phone went and it was the school about one of our kids. I forgot to hang the phone up properly after, and i didn't realise for over an hour while we were being vocal and quite literally screaming the place down.
Hi.
No, i'm not doing anything imortant.
Round in ten minutes. Great. See you then.
(hangs phone up)
Now, where were we?
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Once, we were hard at it when the phone went and it was the school about one of our kids. I forgot to hang the phone up properly after, and i didn't realise for over an hour while we were being vocal and quite literally screaming the place down.
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mcdonalds napkins
mcdonalds staws
mcdonalds bbq sauce
mcdonalds tomato sauce
mcdonalds sweet n sour sauce
plastic forks
plastic knives
plastic spoons
(got the general theme yet)
Nappies (4)
mobile phone charger
plastic tie-wraps
light bulbs (for the car)
petrol receipts
and so on....
mcdonalds staws
mcdonalds bbq sauce
mcdonalds tomato sauce
mcdonalds sweet n sour sauce
plastic forks
plastic knives
plastic spoons
(got the general theme yet)
Nappies (4)
mobile phone charger
plastic tie-wraps
light bulbs (for the car)
petrol receipts
and so on....
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I guess it's a combination between the "thank god i'm still alive, lets screw something" reaction, the doomsday reaction (nothing left to worry about) and the 40% adrenaline in your blood.
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4000 posts - some people have way too much time on their hands
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Arrival of the queen of Sheba (wife walking up the aisle)
Pechebel's Cannon (us walking back down the aisle)
Shania Twain - from this moment (register signing)
none of them were my choice
Pechebel's Cannon (us walking back down the aisle)
Shania Twain - from this moment (register signing)
none of them were my choice
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That reminds me of a pic I saw on some website or other - a pencil with the following writing on the side:
"Word for Blondes 1.0"
"Word for Blondes 1.0"
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I prefer larger boobs. Large enough so the woman can suck on them herself, large enough so both of them can give my cock a good time, and larger than a handfull. Pert is also good, but I have seen them too big, which looks silly.
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I don't care as long as the leather is shiny and the heels are high and pointy.
I mist admit that my favourites are a pair of 5 1/2 inch, ankle strap shoes though.
I mist admit that my favourites are a pair of 5 1/2 inch, ankle strap shoes though.
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I had a Hyundai Estate once. With the rear seats down, the boot turned into a double-bed. Plenty of room there
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It's a little obscure, but:
C reamy because I love man-cream, and
Geri because it is a female form of Gerald (think full-monty)
C reamy because I love man-cream, and
Geri because it is a female form of Gerald (think full-monty)
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Hmmm - one word answers.
First meet - Apprehensive.
First sexual meet - Dissapointing
First meet - Apprehensive.
First sexual meet - Dissapointing
