...past the toast please Dear.....Not much in the papers this morning....... Er I was thinking.....Er..Well..... Nothing Dear. Desn't matter.
Yes I think you're right it's got to come up in conversation really hasn't it.... What's a good film?.... all I can think of right here is eyes wide shut and i think that would not have a very positive effect?
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Everyone is a house with four rooms, a physical, a mental, an emotional and a spiritual. Most of us tend to live in one room most of the time, but unless we go into every room, every day, even if only to keep it aired, we are not a complete person.
That's GOOD.. Are you quoting or is it your own?
Do you have to do the airing yourself or can you get a helping hand a couple of times a week?...
My 5th room is the sh*t house... I think I spend most of my metaphorical time in here
That's GOOD.. Are you quoting or is it your own?
Do you have to do the airing yourself or can you get a helping hand a couple of times a week?...
My 5th room is the sh*t house... I think I spend most of my metaphorical time in here
I've been sat here for ages trying to type a good answer..... Nope, she got it right.
Anything else just sounds naff. I had a friend who went inter-railing at 18 and that was his basic question. Most of the time he didn't get lucky but his arguement was it saved wasting time.
Bearing in mind its 19 years since he tried his method anything clever, witty, intellegent etc always sounds naff if you have to rehearse it doesn't it?
.... Still ain't got the balls to try it though!
Anything else just sounds naff. I had a friend who went inter-railing at 18 and that was his basic question. Most of the time he didn't get lucky but his arguement was it saved wasting time.
Bearing in mind its 19 years since he tried his method anything clever, witty, intellegent etc always sounds naff if you have to rehearse it doesn't it?
.... Still ain't got the balls to try it though!
Its a waste of life- the time before you get to work isn't it? I mean My missus takes 2 hours to wake up and get ready... Me 15 minutes. Coffee in a plastic beaker on the dash... gives it time to cool down whilst i'm driving and having a shave (Electric.. wet blade is too dangerous.. speed humps Etc.). Get to work. WHAM BAM.
... 6 points on the licence. recently nicked at v naughty speed....... Going to lose it for a month or so..... Fuck. I should have driven slower... At least the camera didn't get me cleaning my teeth whilst shaving and drinking my coffee.
... 6 points on the licence. recently nicked at v naughty speed....... Going to lose it for a month or so..... Fuck. I should have driven slower... At least the camera didn't get me cleaning my teeth whilst shaving and drinking my coffee.
'Fraid I have to say it's the whole package.
All I can say is to quote my sister who said (during a conversation about telly tubbies and noo noo's and how useful noo noos were as they tidied upafetr you) that in all the world what she'd like more than anything is a wife- someone to do the cooking, the shopping, sort out the entertaining, plan the weekends away, sort out the kids school things, listen to them read etc... etc... etc... etc...
She's got a point hasn't she chaps? We are pretty useless without all the bits of them
All I can say is to quote my sister who said (during a conversation about telly tubbies and noo noo's and how useful noo noos were as they tidied upafetr you) that in all the world what she'd like more than anything is a wife- someone to do the cooking, the shopping, sort out the entertaining, plan the weekends away, sort out the kids school things, listen to them read etc... etc... etc... etc...
She's got a point hasn't she chaps? We are pretty useless without all the bits of them
As long as, like Michael Owen, you're not about to turn to the dark side then all can be redeemed.
ThaNKS FOR NOT DESTROYING ME pOSTIE..
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"The morse is strong in this one"
Bearing in ming i've been a member for about 72 hours I thing its time i shut my mouth!
ThaNKS FOR NOT DESTROYING ME pOSTIE..
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"The morse is strong in this one"
Bearing in ming i've been a member for about 72 hours I thing its time i shut my mouth!
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thats.. Er
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.... I wouldn't back that horse!
.. Back to sleepless nights and secret liasons with .... Er well no one actually
Still I can lie to myself can't I?
... In fact now you mention it that horse is PRETTY GOOG LOOKING!
Whats her name?
..."Stays the distance!".. Yep fantasy land HERE I COME!
... "Yeah Lads I was with this young filly the other night.........."
Maybe not.
thats.. Er
7500 : 125.... ish
Er.....
6200: 100
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620: 10
.........
60: 1
.... I wouldn't back that horse!
.. Back to sleepless nights and secret liasons with .... Er well no one actually
Still I can lie to myself can't I?
... In fact now you mention it that horse is PRETTY GOOG LOOKING!
Whats her name?
..."Stays the distance!".. Yep fantasy land HERE I COME!
... "Yeah Lads I was with this young filly the other night.........."
Maybe not.
