Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped
into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph
out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said,
"Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being
discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by
jumping in and saving the life of another patient,
I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung
himself right after you saved him with his bathrobe belt in the
bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry".
"How soon can I go home?"
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This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter's hat and sitting in a red wagon which is being pulled slowly by a large Labrador Retriever.
When he got a little closer, he saw that the kid was holding a rope which is tied to the dog's testicles
which may explain why the dog is walking so slowly.
Going up to the kid, he said,"That's a nice fire engine you got there, but I bet it would go faster if you have the rope around the dog's neck."
"Yeah," the kid replied."But I wouldn't have a siren."
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When he got a little closer, he saw that the kid was holding a rope which is tied to the dog's testicles
which may explain why the dog is walking so slowly.
Going up to the kid, he said,"That's a nice fire engine you got there, but I bet it would go faster if you have the rope around the dog's neck."
"Yeah," the kid replied."But I wouldn't have a siren."
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A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh shrimps, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window. After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said, "Would you mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch.". "Listen love." He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid my fare for this journey and I'll do what I damn well want on this train." He carried on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window and eating the shrimps. Finally he finished the bag and settled back for a little sleep.
The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while he was trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles. After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could you stop that noise, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?" "It's got nothing to do with you," replies the old woman, "I've paid my fare and I'll do what I want on this train."
At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of the window. The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm cord. The man burst out laughing and said, "Ha ha, you'll get fined 200 pounds for that!"
To which the old woman replied, "And you'll get six years when the police smell your fingers".
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The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while he was trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles. After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could you stop that noise, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?" "It's got nothing to do with you," replies the old woman, "I've paid my fare and I'll do what I want on this train."
At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of the window. The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm cord. The man burst out laughing and said, "Ha ha, you'll get fined 200 pounds for that!"
To which the old woman replied, "And you'll get six years when the police smell your fingers".
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My neighbour found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it
to the veterinarian. He found out that the problem was hair in its ears
so he cleaned both of its ears out and the dog could hear fine.
The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring, she
should go to the store and get some hair remover and rub it in its ears once a
month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some hair remover. At the cash
register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under
your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says, "Oh. Well, if you're using it on your legs, don't
shave for a couple of days."
The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know,
I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
A nun is sittingwith her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language
this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."
When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder.
"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was
going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that is
hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground
after
going only about 100 yards.
"Is that when you swore?
No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran
out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to
run away."
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the MotherSuperior again.
Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel wasrunning, an eagle came down out of the sky,grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.
"No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in itsclaws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball.
Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient
"No, because the ball fell on a big rock,bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole.
The two nuns
were silent for a moment.
Then Mother Superior sighed and
said,
"You missed the fucking putt, didn't you?"
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to the veterinarian. He found out that the problem was hair in its ears
so he cleaned both of its ears out and the dog could hear fine.
The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring, she
should go to the store and get some hair remover and rub it in its ears once a
month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some hair remover. At the cash
register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under
your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says, "Oh. Well, if you're using it on your legs, don't
shave for a couple of days."
The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know,
I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
A nun is sittingwith her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language
this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."
When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder.
"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was
going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that is
hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground
after
going only about 100 yards.
"Is that when you swore?
No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran
out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to
run away."
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the MotherSuperior again.
Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel wasrunning, an eagle came down out of the sky,grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.
"No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in itsclaws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball.
Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient
"No, because the ball fell on a big rock,bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole.
The two nuns
were silent for a moment.
Then Mother Superior sighed and
said,
"You missed the fucking putt, didn't you?"
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the , after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,
screaming,romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?"
You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy
. . . you explain the kids."
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Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the , after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,
screaming,romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?"
You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy
. . . you explain the kids."
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Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and
kept the same tagline..........
Sainsbury's Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC Condoms - Finger Lickin good
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms - The Real thing
Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going
Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles Condom - Once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wild"
FCUK Condoms - no comment required
Muller Light Condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain
Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex Condoms - Soft, Strong and very very long
Renault Condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal Condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying Condoms - it's dry and waterproof in about 30
minutes
Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!!!!
Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg Condoms - Probably the best condom in the world
Mars Condom - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!!)
Nokia Condoms - Connecting people
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kept the same tagline..........
Sainsbury's Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC Condoms - Finger Lickin good
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms - The Real thing
Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going
Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles Condom - Once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wild"
FCUK Condoms - no comment required
Muller Light Condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain
Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex Condoms - Soft, Strong and very very long
Renault Condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal Condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying Condoms - it's dry and waterproof in about 30
minutes
Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!!!!
Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg Condoms - Probably the best condom in the world
Mars Condom - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!!)
Nokia Condoms - Connecting people
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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting. He
enquired of God, "Where have you been?" God pointed downwards through
the clouds.
Look Michael, look what I've made" said God.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call
it Earth and its going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth, "For
example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South
America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot
and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white
people and over there is a continent of black people."
God continued, pointing to the different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land
and asked, "What's that?" "Ah," said God. "That's the north of England,
the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful people, seven great
cities in Yorkshire alone, and many impressive towns; it is the home of the world's
finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians.
The people from North England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and
they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable,
hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the
world as speakers of truth."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,"What about
balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the set of wankers I'm putting
down South!!"
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Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting. He
enquired of God, "Where have you been?" God pointed downwards through
the clouds.
Look Michael, look what I've made" said God.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call
it Earth and its going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth, "For
example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South
America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot
and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white
people and over there is a continent of black people."
God continued, pointing to the different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land
and asked, "What's that?" "Ah," said God. "That's the north of England,
the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful people, seven great
cities in Yorkshire alone, and many impressive towns; it is the home of the world's
finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians.
The people from North England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and
they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable,
hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the
world as speakers of truth."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,"What about
balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the set of wankers I'm putting
down South!!"
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In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous
drivers.
it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average
driving ability to display a warning flag, comprising of a red cross on
a white background, attached to the top of at least one door of their
vehicle.
For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required
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drivers.
it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average
driving ability to display a warning flag, comprising of a red cross on
a white background, attached to the top of at least one door of their
vehicle.
For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required
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A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was harangued for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him.
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three
days?"
To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was harangued for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him.
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three
days?"
To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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While I was driving down the M4 the other day, (going a little faster
than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on
the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.
The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronising smirk, asked "Runway too short?" To which I replied, "I'm
late for work."
To which he asked, "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I
responded. The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum
stretcher?? "And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I
work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do
you do with a six-foot arsehole?" To which I politely replied, "You give
him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
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than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on
the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.
The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronising smirk, asked "Runway too short?" To which I replied, "I'm
late for work."
To which he asked, "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I
responded. The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum
stretcher?? "And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I
work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do
you do with a six-foot arsehole?" To which I politely replied, "You give
him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
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An elderly couple go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finish, the doctor says,
"There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them £50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple return and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges £98. The Hilton charges £139. We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA
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The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finish, the doctor says,
"There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them £50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple return and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges £98. The Hilton charges £139. We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA
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A businessman sends a fax to his wife :
" To My Dear Wife - You will surely understand that I have certain needs
that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you
and value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight!"
When the man comes home, he found the following letter on the dining room
table.
"My Dear Husband - I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I
would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54
years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read
this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who,
like your secretary, is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of Math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more often than 54 goes into 18!!
Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime Wednesday!!!!"
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" To My Dear Wife - You will surely understand that I have certain needs
that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you
and value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight!"
When the man comes home, he found the following letter on the dining room
table.
"My Dear Husband - I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I
would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54
years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read
this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who,
like your secretary, is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of Math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more often than 54 goes into 18!!
Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime Wednesday!!!!"
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would the forum and ad posting admins please look into a very minor problem for us
i have sent a zip file of pics to the boss for page two of our personal web page
we did get a message back saying they would go up asap but this was about 4 weeks ago
yes i have sent pms and a cpl of emails to the boss polite ones of corse
askin any news on this
but to no avail
would one of you sweet people have a sneaky peak into this pls
we do think SWINGINGHEAVEN is the best thing since sliced bread
well apart from pussy licking
thanks
harry and wendy
i have sent a zip file of pics to the boss for page two of our personal web page
we did get a message back saying they would go up asap but this was about 4 weeks ago
yes i have sent pms and a cpl of emails to the boss polite ones of corse
askin any news on this
but to no avail
would one of you sweet people have a sneaky peak into this pls
we do think SWINGINGHEAVEN is the best thing since sliced bread
well apart from pussy licking
thanks
harry and wendy
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant plot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty plot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing five pounds. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay cheque at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with a crew building a house."
"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
to which ...
the little girl replied, ...
"I will if those useless bastards at B&Q ever bring us the fucking plasterboard."
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She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing five pounds. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay cheque at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with a crew building a house."
"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
to which ...
the little girl replied, ...
"I will if those useless bastards at B&Q ever bring us the fucking plasterboard."
:inlove:
pls take your time and see if you can read every line aloud with out making a mistake
the avarage person can not
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
now go back and read the third word in each line from the top
good reading lololololololo
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the avarage person can not
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
now go back and read the third word in each line from the top
good reading lololololololo
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