Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees
his girlfriend, Sheila about to throw herself off. Bruce slams on the
brakes and yells, "Sheila, what the hell d'ya think you're doing?"
Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says, "G'day Bruce. Ya got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill myself."
Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hears this .
He says "Strewth Sheila.....Not only are you a great sh*ag,
but you're " a real sport too."
And drives off.
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Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the
bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she
slipped,
did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband Bruce.
"Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came running in. "Bruce,
I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast gel.
I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate). They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
"No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles
under her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba
"Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play
with her tits.
"Play with her tits"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"
"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can
slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".
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Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the
bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she
slipped,
did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband Bruce.
"Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came running in. "Bruce,
I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast gel.
I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate). They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
"No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles
under her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba
"Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play
with her tits.
"Play with her tits"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"
"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can
slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".
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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Walmart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars. . . a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Walmart. he deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks."
That evening while thinking about how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.
Jack hurries back to Walmart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints out the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never better.
Thank you for shopping at Walmart.
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In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:
"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin"
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but being the lazy no- goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long.
They simply wrote: "Returned unopened"
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Tony Leigh and Lorraine Lee first started talking when they discovered they had the same surname. Tony liked her a lot, and soon they were an "item".
Then, one day, he went to work and found that a new girl had started working with him at his office. She was very pretty. Imagine Tony's surprise when he found out that her surname was also Leigh ..... Claire Leigh. He became infatuated with her and after a while it became obvious that she was very interested in him too.
Tony was faithful, though, and he wouldn't do anything with Claire while he was still going out with his girlfriend. He decided that there was nothing left to do but to break up with Lorraine. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank when Lorraine slipped and fell into the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
Tony was initially horrified, but soon a smile spread across his face and he burst into song .....
I can see Claire Leigh now .... Lorraine is gone....
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Then, one day, he went to work and found that a new girl had started working with him at his office. She was very pretty. Imagine Tony's surprise when he found out that her surname was also Leigh ..... Claire Leigh. He became infatuated with her and after a while it became obvious that she was very interested in him too.
Tony was faithful, though, and he wouldn't do anything with Claire while he was still going out with his girlfriend. He decided that there was nothing left to do but to break up with Lorraine. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank when Lorraine slipped and fell into the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
Tony was initially horrified, but soon a smile spread across his face and he burst into song .....
I can see Claire Leigh now .... Lorraine is gone....
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The following is an important announcement... :small-print:
Police warn all clubbers, partygoers, and unsuspecting bar regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.
The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."
"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.
After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer," men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
Next time we're out lad, you watch my back and I'll watch yours. That is terrifying!!!
:small-print:
Police warn all clubbers, partygoers, and unsuspecting bar regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.
The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."
"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.
After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer," men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
Next time we're out lad, you watch my back and I'll watch yours. That is terrifying!!!
:small-print:
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.
When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his 'barracks door'. He was planning to have a little fun with her.
When he reached her counter, he said: "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?"
The lady (being smarter than a man), thought for a moment, and said: "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
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When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his 'barracks door'. He was planning to have a little fun with her.
When he reached her counter, he said: "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?"
The lady (being smarter than a man), thought for a moment, and said: "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
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1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in
six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of
Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.
2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.
3... Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers
grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these
new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included.
5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely
taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the
pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines
with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive
age-blasting cosmetics.
7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is really
paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for
babs and a Ken, Jr.. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.
8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change,
and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along
with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the
NapaValley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."
9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for $ Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.
10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the
ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps.
clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously.. Comes with a little
copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.
11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes,
forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken
sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels.
comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.
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six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of
Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.
2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.
3... Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers
grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these
new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included.
5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely
taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the
pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines
with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive
age-blasting cosmetics.
7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is really
paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for
babs and a Ken, Jr.. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.
8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change,
and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along
with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the
NapaValley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."
9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for $ Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.
10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the
ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps.
clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously.. Comes with a little
copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.
11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes,
forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken
sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels.
comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.
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A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today
when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody
of the boy.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
awarded custody to his aunt.
The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and
refused to live there.
When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the
boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.
The judge dramatically allowed the boy to chose who should have
custody of him.
Custody was yesterday granted to Grimsby Town Football Club as the
court agreed that they are not capable of beating anyone
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when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody
of the boy.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
awarded custody to his aunt.
The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and
refused to live there.
When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the
boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.
The judge dramatically allowed the boy to chose who should have
custody of him.
Custody was yesterday granted to Grimsby Town Football Club as the
court agreed that they are not capable of beating anyone
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck
is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where
the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search
the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse
to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake
and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you
can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this?
Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
that... ?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the
cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".
Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!!
What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks,
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they
used to be'. So what did they used to be... ?
Ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks
'Is that nice?' No it's revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet.
Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand
you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are
ordering.....It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a
Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a
McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking
McTosser.
14. When you're involved in an accident and someone
asks 'are you all right?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick
up my limbs and be off.
time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck
is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where
the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search
the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse
to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake
and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you
can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this?
Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
that... ?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the
cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".
Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!!
What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks,
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they
used to be'. So what did they used to be... ?
Ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks
'Is that nice?' No it's revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet.
Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand
you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are
ordering.....It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a
Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a
McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking
McTosser.
14. When you're involved in an accident and someone
asks 'are you all right?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick
up my limbs and be off.
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His
camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that
he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object
sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case.
He opens it and out pops a genie.... But this is no ordinary genie.
He is wearing an Inland Revenue ID badge and dull
grey suit. There's a calculator in his pocket. He has a pencil tucked
behind one ear.
"Well, kid," says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three
wishes."
"I'm not falling for this," says the man. "I'm not going to trust a
tax Inspector.
What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and It looks
like you're a goner anyway!"
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right. "O K, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and
drink."
***POOF***
The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.
And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, kid, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says: "I wish that no
matter where I go beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story?
If the Inland Revenue offers you anything, there's going to be a
string attached ....................
camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that
he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object
sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case.
He opens it and out pops a genie.... But this is no ordinary genie.
He is wearing an Inland Revenue ID badge and dull
grey suit. There's a calculator in his pocket. He has a pencil tucked
behind one ear.
"Well, kid," says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three
wishes."
"I'm not falling for this," says the man. "I'm not going to trust a
tax Inspector.
What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and It looks
like you're a goner anyway!"
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right. "O K, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and
drink."
***POOF***
The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.
And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, kid, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says: "I wish that no
matter where I go beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story?
If the Inland Revenue offers you anything, there's going to be a
string attached ....................
hi chat room and main board admins
we are still getting problems with the same chat room user
COME ON PLEASE deal with this idiot
we have asked for there ad to be taken down and them to be banned
we can not name and shame in here ( site rules )
you do know who they are
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do something about them
thanks
harry and wendy
we are still getting problems with the same chat room user
COME ON PLEASE deal with this idiot
we have asked for there ad to be taken down and them to be banned
we can not name and shame in here ( site rules )
you do know who they are
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do something about them
thanks
harry and wendy
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of it's head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals, unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A Blonde woman timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of it's head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals, unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A Blonde woman timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there
were only 3 survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre.......... They
manage to swim to a small island.......and they lived there for a
couple of years..... doing what's natural for men and women to
do.....
After several years of casual , all the time, Deirdre felt
absolutely horrible about what she had been doing...................
She felt having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she
killed herself...............
It was very tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it
and, after a while nature once more took its inevitable
course..............
Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to
feel absolutely horrible about what they where
doing.....................
So...............
..........They buried her.
were only 3 survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre.......... They
manage to swim to a small island.......and they lived there for a
couple of years..... doing what's natural for men and women to
do.....
After several years of casual , all the time, Deirdre felt
absolutely horrible about what she had been doing...................
She felt having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she
killed herself...............
It was very tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it
and, after a while nature once more took its inevitable
course..............
Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to
feel absolutely horrible about what they where
doing.....................
So...............
..........They buried her.
board admins
on this great site it mentions a personal web page
we do not have any web site
my question is if i send some pics to mark the boss or one of the board admins ( dam good perving pics i might add ) can a personal web site be set up for us pls
some thing like the one for posh n becks and kitkat
thanks
harry and wendy
ps our new ad is 38453
on this great site it mentions a personal web page
we do not have any web site
my question is if i send some pics to mark the boss or one of the board admins ( dam good perving pics i might add ) can a personal web site be set up for us pls
some thing like the one for posh n becks and kitkat
thanks
harry and wendy
ps our new ad is 38453
hi all
WE NEED YOUR HELP
on sunday morings we keep getting abuse from a chat room user
as this person is on a dail up and no ops in the room not much can be done
the chat room ops and bpard admins do know of this
i decided to name and shame this person in our ad
all that has happend is our ad has been taken down by one of the ads board admin and our email addy placed on block
we are not the only ones to get abuse throm this room user
i do have all the text from him
and will try to post it in here
we feel that we have been stabbed in the back on this
thanks harry n wendy
WE NEED YOUR HELP
on sunday morings we keep getting abuse from a chat room user
as this person is on a dail up and no ops in the room not much can be done
the chat room ops and bpard admins do know of this
i decided to name and shame this person in our ad
all that has happend is our ad has been taken down by one of the ads board admin and our email addy placed on block
we are not the only ones to get abuse throm this room user
i do have all the text from him
and will try to post it in here
we feel that we have been stabbed in the back on this
thanks harry n wendy
