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hmm, may be wrong here Mick but I think that " A47/A1 at wandsford near Peterborough " is still pretty vaque, sure it gives an area but nothing specific that I can see.
Thern again not being from the area I could be very mistaken
hmm Mike looks like I was wrong after all, according to the RAC route guide wandsford is more like a very specific spot, (/me looks around for something else he can put his foot in)
Thern again not being from the area I could be very mistaken
hmm Mike looks like I was wrong after all, according to the RAC route guide wandsford is more like a very specific spot, (/me looks around for something else he can put his foot in)
Quote by rogerthedragon
well if you had mentioned they was that cold i would have warmed them up again, as to the ice, well I suppose I could change my handle to "Man Who Pours Glasses Full Of Ice Down The Backs Of Peoples Trousers" or even " Ice In Ya Knickers With A Grin From Me "
by the way the other Dawn if you are looking, that pint glass full of ice that went downthe inside back of ya slacks was so funny, watchin you dance like that was something i would have paid to see :P
I was thinking "Man with TENS machine fetish" !!!!
Roger the Dragon
ehhh who what where
/me sends for The Dragonslayers :twisted: :twisted:
well if you had mentioned they was that cold i would have warmed them up again, as to the ice, well I suppose I could change my handle to "Man Who Pours Glasses Full Of Ice Down The Backs Of Peoples Trousers" or even " Ice In Ya Knickers With A Grin From Me "
by the way the other Dawn if you are looking, that pint glass full of ice that went downthe inside back of ya slacks was so funny, watchin you dance like that was something i would have paid to see :P
by the way the other Dawn if you are looking, that pint glass full of ice that went downthe inside back of ya slacks was so funny, watchin you dance like that was something i would have paid to see :P
Quote by ^Tigger^
Ok......having being sober and very wet due to ice cubes.......
thanks I think
(me reaches for the ice making machine )and you wasnt the only well behaved person, I was a perfect gent I think all night long
/me steps backwards from the keyboard as his nose suddenly extends 3 feet
hope you didnt get to chilled JoJo :P
Quote by VenusnMars
Kristoff, just a thought, but isn`t the third degree akin to throwing ASL at someone (aka bloody annoying). Some people like to offer this information during the course of a conversation. It`s called finding their feet in their own time. Of course it`s different if someone comes in complaining about a lack of response to their `I wanna shag post`, but I believe she was just saying hi.
And what`s with the
are you straight, lesbian or that rare creature the bi-fem
are you looking for relationships, no strings attached sex, for men, women or couples.
What about the person behind the sexual orientation? What are you, some kind of perv?!
Hi Sarah, take your time, and feel free to join in the banter in the Cafe, as you can see, we are all keen to get to know you better, some of us in ways which don`t necessarily involve your genitals
Venusxxx
VenusnMars I had no inyention of throwing in the 3rd degree, yes some do give more information out in private, also some get annoyed at reciving PM's from people who do not meet up with a persons wants ( poorly phrased I know but I am tired and drunk ). Yes I am being a little more sexist here in that Sarah is a single fem, and I have seen several loose interest in staying around after being pestered with unwanted PM's in the months I have been here. I dont claim to be a oldtimer here, I know that sometimes I put my foot in it, but I would and do offer the same advice to both men and women. Its easy to become dissillusioned with the wrong attention.
Sarah if you feel that I am pressuring you then accept an apology from me, as no pressure was intended
Quote by VenusnMars
The fact that you started a thread about it suggests to me that you are too aware of the personal moral implications, and stand a good chance of beating yourself up afterward. My advice would be `not`.
Those who would get away with it wouldn`t have given it a second thought.
Venusxxx
I agree, the fact that you hesitate says that it is something that you feel instictivly will be something that you will later regret
well what do I say, for a hasty meet that was arranged because Roger and Helen were going to be there anyway for a drink it was unreal
you would have sworn it had been planned for years how well it went
^Tigger^ you sweet lil thing, glad you avoided the corner after all
HornyOldTart and MrHorny great seeing you again and actually realising who you were this time
PeBbLeSDeMoN thanks for what you said, it was appreciated :D
KitKat hope the tattoo isnt stinging too much this day, having never met you and only seen you on the forum, well it was my pleasure to finaly meet you, a lovely couple indeed
the 3 secret guests heheheee, well hope the ice cubes I poured down yout trousers left you cooled down a bit and you know who I mean dont you hun :P
it was a great night out, we ended up being swamped by regulars of the bar, mostly a younger age group than we were but the soon realised that us SH'ers were having the most fun, and we even kept out clothes on, well most of us kept all on, some ......... I wont go into that except to say a few new avatars may appear
Roger, Helen, next time you throw one of these bashes together I want in :D
those who missed it missed a great night, you was soooooooooo foooooolish people, all except yopu jezay of course
Having suffered for years with chronic back probs I know what you are going thru, rest up but keep mobile, dont allow your back to stiffen out or it gets even worse when you try to move, I wish you all the best with it hun , take care
you would have sworn it had been planned for years how well it went
^Tigger^ you sweet lil thing, glad you avoided the corner after all
HornyOldTart and MrHorny great seeing you again and actually realising who you were this time
PeBbLeSDeMoN thanks for what you said, it was appreciated :D
KitKat hope the tattoo isnt stinging too much this day, having never met you and only seen you on the forum, well it was my pleasure to finaly meet you, a lovely couple indeed
the 3 secret guests heheheee, well hope the ice cubes I poured down yout trousers left you cooled down a bit
and you know who I mean dont you hun :Pit was a great night out, we ended up being swamped by regulars of the bar, mostly a younger age group than we were but the soon realised that us SH'ers were having the most fun, and we even kept out clothes on, well most of us kept all on, some ......... I wont go into that except to say a few new avatars may appear
Roger, Helen, next time you throw one of these bashes together I want in :D
those who missed it missed a great night, you was soooooooooo foooooolish people, all except yopu jezay of course
Having suffered for years with chronic back probs I know what you are going thru, rest up but keep mobile, dont allow your back to stiffen out or it gets even worse when you try to move, I wish you all the best with it hun , take care
Quote by manofmuchfun
I very rarely say Hi in newbie threads unless they inspire me to and this is one of them so...and welcome to Sh Bollocks.....
Shireen
xxx
P.S. BTW ManOfMuchFun and Kristof would you care to enlighten me on what he has to prove???.... The way you responded to his posting made me think of wolves hunting prey.... Back off ffs!
hey, hang on,........his quote was " I thought I'd sign up for shits and giggles"
implying to me he was here to take the piss,............I just asked him to prove wrong?
and the reason I thought that was cos of his nick,..........wont bother saying hello no more !
Ditto on the reasoning
well what do I say, for a hasty meet that was arranged because Roger and Helen were going to be there anyway for a drink it was unreal
you would have sworn it had been planned for years how well it went
^Tigger^ you sweet lil thing, glad you avoided the corner after all
HornyOldTart and MrHorny great seeing you again and actually realising who you were this time
PeBbLeSDeMoN thanks for what you said, it was appreciated :)
KitKat hope the tattoo isnt stinging too much this day, having never met you and only seen you on the forum, well it was my pleasure to finaly meet you, a lovely couple indeed
the 3 secret guests heheheee, well hope the ice cubes I poured down yout trousers left you cooled down a bit :) and you know who I mean dont you hun :P
it was a great night out, we ended up being swamped by regulars of the bar, mostly a younger age group than we were but the soon realised that us SH'ers were having the most fun, and we even kept out clothes on, well most of us kept all on, some ......... I wont go into that except to say a few new avatars may appear :)
Roger, Helen, next time you throw one of these bashes together I want in :)
those who missed it missed a great night, you was soooooooooo foooooolish people, all except yopu jezay of course
Having suffered for years with chronic back probs I know what you are going thru, rest up but keep mobile, dont allow your back to stiffen out or it gets even worse when you try to move, I wish you all the best with it hun , take care
you would have sworn it had been planned for years how well it went
^Tigger^ you sweet lil thing, glad you avoided the corner after all
HornyOldTart and MrHorny great seeing you again and actually realising who you were this time
PeBbLeSDeMoN thanks for what you said, it was appreciated :)
KitKat hope the tattoo isnt stinging too much this day, having never met you and only seen you on the forum, well it was my pleasure to finaly meet you, a lovely couple indeed
the 3 secret guests heheheee, well hope the ice cubes I poured down yout trousers left you cooled down a bit :) and you know who I mean dont you hun :P
it was a great night out, we ended up being swamped by regulars of the bar, mostly a younger age group than we were but the soon realised that us SH'ers were having the most fun, and we even kept out clothes on, well most of us kept all on, some ......... I wont go into that except to say a few new avatars may appear :)
Roger, Helen, next time you throw one of these bashes together I want in :)
those who missed it missed a great night, you was soooooooooo foooooolish people, all except yopu jezay of course
Having suffered for years with chronic back probs I know what you are going thru, rest up but keep mobile, dont allow your back to stiffen out or it gets even worse when you try to move, I wish you all the best with it hun , take care
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven there sarah, so a lovely lady in the east mids,
ok hun, we know your age and sex, but are you straight, lesbian or that rare creature the bi-fem
are you looking for relationships, no strings attached sex, for men, women or couples.
sorry about throwing that lot at you, but its helpful to know more of what to say so you get the replies (hopefully) that you are looking for, also you have posted here in the LMU when you should be in The Cafe with your hello post, iunless of course you are just looking to meet up and not introduce yourself at all
ok hun, we know your age and sex, but are you straight, lesbian or that rare creature the bi-fem
are you looking for relationships, no strings attached sex, for men, women or couples.
sorry about throwing that lot at you, but its helpful to know more of what to say so you get the replies (hopefully) that you are looking for, also you have posted here in the LMU when you should be in The Cafe with your hello post, iunless of course you are just looking to meet up and not introduce yourself at all
Quote by bollocks
I'll say welcome........But I dont think your being serious......still each to their own
if you stick around you may get known...........this isnt a shag site.....!
what you are refering to is spammers, in my opinion you'd be better off there
so prove us wrong ?
Hey lighten up, I have been surfing this site for months and thought I would sign up, that is all there is to it, no links to spam site on my profile (hell I havent even completed a profile yet), no bullshit lines just a lighthearted introduction
Now from that if you wish to draw whatever conclusions you so wish then fine but dont deem to think that any condescending crap you may wish to chuck will receive much attention from me
No offence but maybe you could have fleshed out your criticsm somewhat rather than be seen to be the patronising tool
howdy there, I am sorry but have to agree with manofmuchfun. Your opening post was a little shall we say different to those that have been linked to long staying people.
Quote by bollocks
'Hello', I'm bollocks, 28 male from gloucester
I have been lurking for a while and thought for shits and giggles I would actually register
I normally just enjoy reading the adverts and if I am honest have always found the ads in contact mags etc kewl fun to read lol, hey thats just me I suppose
the lurking I understand, some people prefer to read through the forums maybe reply to a few threads before they introduce themselves,
You normally just read the add in contact mages to get your enjoyment?
Quote by bollocks
Anyhoo, if luck would have it I hope to indulge myself in some of the sexy fun you folks seem to like so much
yes we have fun, but we are respectful with it and know that we have to wait until the time's right ( or as a single guy, the ladies are ready ) .
Quote by bollocksyou didnt say much at all even with a large opening, we presume, or rather I presume that you are a single guy, age unknown, status unknown, looking for " sexy fun " could be anything from licking the boots of one of our doms to wanting to have choclate sauce licked of your body. The fact is you have told us nothing about yourselfd to base any further assesment on, are you gay, bi or staright, looking for what and offering what?
Well thats me, cheers!
Now I know my reply may be looked upon as simply flaming a newbie, it is however more a request for clarification than a flaming, ok I hold my hand up it also includes a lil bit of flaming, you said to manofmuchfun
Quote by bollockshe merely stated the obvious, like myself he felt your initial post gave a poor idea of you, he did say
Hey lighten up, I have been surfing this site for months and thought I would sign up, that is all there is to it, no links to spam site on my profile (hell I havent even completed a profile yet), no bullshit lines just a lighthearted introduction
Quote by manofmuchfunand I will join him in saying that, because as it stands I think you would be better of elsewhere
so prove us wrong ?
yes mate its a fact, the twats are waking up
Today (friday) I had to ride with such a twat, he didnt have enough cash with him to pay the repair charges for his car so I went with him to the cash point, a mere 1 mile. In that 1 mile he, waited until the lights before swapping acrosse 3 lanes from right to left so he could do a left turn (average speed of traffic 35mph) He left the Rail Station via the No Exit exit causing 2 taxis coming in to almost colide as they were entering, on the roundabout he decided to turn left while in the far right lane cutting up a motorcycle that was so close to us I could see the oil leak on his crankcase. Never looked once to check fro oncoming traffic while jumping red lights, ignoring give way markings as tho they didnt excist. By the time I had returned I was soaked with sweat, that guy needed and still does need taking of the road before he kills somebody
Today (friday) I had to ride with such a twat, he didnt have enough cash with him to pay the repair charges for his car so I went with him to the cash point, a mere 1 mile. In that 1 mile he, waited until the lights before swapping acrosse 3 lanes from right to left so he could do a left turn (average speed of traffic 35mph) He left the Rail Station via the No Exit exit causing 2 taxis coming in to almost colide as they were entering, on the roundabout he decided to turn left while in the far right lane cutting up a motorcycle that was so close to us I could see the oil leak on his crankcase. Never looked once to check fro oncoming traffic while jumping red lights, ignoring give way markings as tho they didnt excist. By the time I had returned I was soaked with sweat, that guy needed and still does need taking of the road before he kills somebody
Quote by westerross
I don't blame any Mod for hiding. They are not public property and the fact that other members will want an immediate response if they are on line when PM'd is part of the reason why I think they probably should hide. They're here to enjoy themselves as well as Mod the site, which takes a helluva lot of time anyway. So they should be entitled to respond in a timescale which suits them.
I can't believe that any member really needs a response so quickly that they need the services of a Mod on tap so to speak. They're not paid - so hide away I say.
well sais TE
I agree %100, our mods do a great job and they do it selflessly as well.
Seeing that they do it out of the goodness of their hearts to help make this a better place for us all I think they all deserve a great big Thank You
